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Deeker's Message of the Week

November 26, 2006

Black Friday

For those of you who may not be familiar with the term, "Black Friday" refers to the day after Thanksgiving (in the U.S.) where many retailers put on big sales and open their doors at ungodly early hours, often greeting throngs of shoppers. Oftentimes the scene is chaotic at best, and at worst can lead to in-store fighting and trampling of people as hundreds of shoppers compete against one another to get the best deals. The situation can be quite maddening, both for shoppers and for the hapless souls who have to work in these stores on this dreadful day, while the CEOs and the other suits-- in their cushy, comfortable offices and far removed from the mayhem that they themselves created for their hard-working, underpaid drones to deal with-- orgasmically stroke themselves to thoughts of generating big revenues for themselves and for their shareholders (hence the term "in the black", though the term's negative connotations would likely be more applicable to the beleaguered minimum-wage slaves who have to face this hectic and stressful day each year.) You can read more about this phenomenon on Wikipedia.

"So what does Black Friday have to do with diapers?", you might be asking as you read the above passage. Not much, really. I just didn't want to post another "No messages this week" MOTW, so instead, when my time and my creativity allow, I will create polls/surveys that may not necessarily be on topic, but I will give them a twist where diapers are applicable. So I invite everyone to take a moment to participate in the poll below. The first questions pertain to the shopping in general, while the remainder of the questions will pertain to diapers and shopping on Black Friday. The results will be posted next week, QOTW style.

Your age:

Gender:

Did you participate in "Black Friday"?

For those of you who went shopping, at what time did you arrive at the first store you visited? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

For those of you who had to work either in retail, a restaurant, or in some other establishment whose business is affected by Black Friday, at what time did you have to be at your place of work? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

How many stores (including individual stores in a mall) did you and/or the persons you were with visit? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

How much money did you or the persons you were with spend while shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

How much time did you or the persons you were with spend while shopping (not including the drive to and from home)? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

How would you describe the traffic on the streets in the shopping areas you went to? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

How would you describe the crowds in the stores you went into (or worked in, if an employee)? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Who all was with you while shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Just myself
Mother
Father
Brother
Sister
Male cousin
Female cousin
Son
Daughter
Grandmother
Grandfather
Aunt
Uncle
Grandson
Granddaughter
Nephew
Neice
Male platonic friend
Female platonic friend
Friend's parent/guardian
Friend's brother(s)
Friend's sister(s)
Other boys (under 18)
Other girls (under 18)
Girlfriend/boyfriend
Spouse
Other adults (18+)

Which stores did you visit? Note: Stores in my locale are listed, and I realize stores common to regions outside the Intermountain West/Pacific Northwest are not listed.
Bed, Bath and Beyond
Best Buy
Bon Marche (Macy's)
Circuit City
Comp USA
Fred Meyer
Hastings
JC Penney
Kaybee Toys
K-Mart
Marshall's
Mervyn's
Mom-and-pop type store
Musicland/Sam Goody
OfficeMax/Office Depot/Staples
Other CD/music stores
Other clothing store
Other electronics store
Other large department store
Other toy store
Radio Shack
Rite Aid
Ross
Sears
ShopKo
Supermarket
Target
Toys R' Us
Various mall stores
Walgreens
Wal-Mart
Other store not listed here

Will you go out shopping on Black Friday next year? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Here are all the diaper-related questions!

Were you diapered while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Was it your choice to be diapered while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

What kind of diapers did you wear while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

How conspicious (visible) were your diapers while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Which other BOYS in your group (ages 4 and over only) were also diapered, that you were aware of, while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)
Brother
Male cousin
Son
Grandson
Nephew
Male platonic friend
Friend's brother(s)
Other boys (under 18)
Other adults (18+)

What kind of diapers did the diapered boys (ages 4+) in your group wear while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

For which reasons were you and/or the other boys in your group (ages 4+) wearing diapers? (leave blank if not applicable to you)
To avoid having to use the restroom
For punishment/discipline
For incontinence
For other reasons

How conspicious (visible) were the diapers of the other boys (ages 4+) while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Did you pee and poop in your diapers while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Did any of the other boys (age 4 and over) in your group poop in their diapers while out shopping, that you were aware of? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

In which areas did you and/or the other boys in your group (ages 4 and over only) use their diapers? (leave blank if not applicable to you)
While in merchandise section
In main aisle
At the checkout
In the restroom
In dressing room
While in parking lot
While in car
While in line at restaurant
While seated at restaurant
Other location

Did you change your diapers or have someone change your diapers for you while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Did any of the diapered boys change their diapers or have someone change their diapers for them while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Who all performed diaper changes on you and/or the other boys (age 4 and over) while shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

I changed myself
I changed other boys age 4 and over
Mother
Father
Brother
Sister
Male cousin
Female cousin
Son
Daughter
Grandparent
Aunt/uncle
Grandson
Granddaughter
Nephew
Neice
Male platonic friend
Female platonic friend
Other boys (under 18)
Other girls (under 18)
Girlfriend/boyfriend
Spouse
Other adults (18+)

Where did you and/or other boys (age 4+) have diapers changed while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Men's restoom, in stall
Men's restoom, out in the open
Women's restoom, in stall
Women restoom, out in the open
"Family" restoom
In car, out of others' view
In car, in view of others'
Other location, out of others' view
Other location, in view of others'

Did you see any other boys (age 4+) in diapers while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Please submit a Boy Diaper Sighting Report and include the details if you answered "yes" to the above.

Did you see any other adult males (age 18+) in diapers while out shopping? (leave blank if not applicable to you)

Please submit a Adult Diaper Sighting Report and include the details if you answered "yes" to the above.

Please submit a True Account if your Black Friday shopping experience contains other details you would like to share.

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Have a good week, everyone. Stay happily and thickly diapered!

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