Living With a Diaper (Contributed)
Sung to "Living With a Hernia" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic or "Living in America" by James Brown (to be sung by boys only)
Help me out! Dig!
All I do is pee and poop
Went to see my sheter
she took my pants off, told me go to my room
she says there poop all hover
Living with a diaper
All the time, fill so good
Living with a diaper
Gonna be a baby
Living with a diaper
got to have a diaper
Feel so young
Too much pee and poop
Good gawd, fill good to me
Can't walk, got to crawl
Got a bulge in my pants
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't be a big boy and it fill so good
You can't even walk now ... Say it!
Better mommies now
Now I'm sick of all the bath room
Living with a diaper
fill good to me in the in a loving location
Living with a diaper
Had enough humiliation
Living with a diaper
Got to have an diaper on
I live with a diaper
Can't walk, got to crawl
Now I live with a diaper
Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of diaper that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There's Huggies.
Luvs.Pampers.GoodNites and Pull-Ups
Living with a diaper fill so good
I said it's causing' me such a rase
Living with a diaper
Have to have my diaper
Living with a diaper
I feel like a baby
Mother
Sung to "Mother" by Pink Floyd
Mother, do you think I'll use the john?
Mother, do you think my diapers are gone?
Mother, do you think you should powder my balls?
Ooooowaa mother, should I use a stall?
Mother, should I be incontinent?
Mother, are you a kind parent?
Mother, will you put me on the potty chair?
Ooooowaa will it mean soiled underwear?
Hush, my boy. my boy, dont you cry.
Mommas gonna check you for pee and for poo.
Mommas gonna put big thick diapers on you.
Momma wants you diapered, that she'll assert
She won't let you wear pants but maybe a shirt
Mommas gonna keep her boy padded up thick.
Oooo my boy.
Oooo my boy.
Ooo my boy, of course mommas gonna help keep you small.
Mother, do you think they're thick enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think they're tight enough,
To me?
Mother will they contain my poops and my farts?
Ooooowaa mother, will they keep my legs apart?
Hush, my boy. my boy, dont you cry.
Momma's gonna make all your diapers for you.
They'll be so thick that pee or poop won't soak through
Momma's gonna keep you diapered past age ten
Momma will never, ever let it end
Momma's gonna keep her boy's butt wiped and clean
Oooo my boy.
Oooo my boy.
Ooo my boy, youll always be baby to me.
Mother, did they need to be so high?
My Aroma
Sung to "My Sharona" by The Knack (to be sung by boys only)
Phew, I'm a stinky one, a stinky one
Come and get a good whiff of my aroma
Ooh, please come and smell my bum, come smell my bum
Got it comin' from my butt,it's my aroma
Never gonna stop, stink it up, such a dirty hind
I always stink it up to make a stench of the stronger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-my aroma
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to get a whiff of my aroma
You know it's no mystery, it comes from me
Coming out my backside, it's my aroma
Never gonna stop, stink it up, such a dirty hind
I always stink it up to make a stench of the stronger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma
When you gonna change me, please change me
How much can you stand of my aroma?
Is it farts from beans, farts from beans
Or is it just the stench of my aroma?
Never gonna stop, stink it up, such a dirty hind
I always stink it up to make a stench of the stronger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma
------ lead guitar ------
Ooooooo-ohhh, my aroma
Ooooooo-ohhh, my aroma
Ooooooo-ohhh, my aroma
My Diaper's So White, I Gotta Wear Shades
Sung to "My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by Timbuk 3
Come take a good look
At our diapered asses
And take a good whiff of our anal gasses
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades
My diapers are good for my masturbation
Each boy here has a diapered-up rear
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades
Well, I've got a stinky mess in between my thighs
I'm a pooping diaper boy like all the guys
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades
Come take a good look
At our diapered asses
And take a good whiff of our anal gasses
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades
I Gotta Wear Shades, I Gotta Wear Shades
My Kinda Diaper
Sung to "My Kinda Lover" by Billy Squier (to be sung by boys only)
You know I'm like a baby
You know I act like I'm stuck at two
You put the diapers on me
I feel the diapers on me when I pee and poo
And oh...
I can't do without them for too long...they're for masturbation
That's my kinda diaper...
They keep me all padded up
They take a lot of poop as it comes out brown
You've got the lotion for me
It's quite the potion for cleaning me up and down
And oh...
I can't do without them for too long...satisyin' and pleasin'!
That's my kinda diaper...
When you come near and check my rear- a chore you just adore
I can see you checking on me, poop everywhere and more
Wipe me, dipe me, sister, you got to clean up my rear end
Wrap me, slap me, sister, you'll come back to change me again
You got my buttocks cleaner
You also wiped my weiner, it's the job that you do
You made a real good feelin'
You got me good and sealed in so I can again make poo
And oh...
I been thinkin' bout my diapers for so long
I dont wanna lose 'em-- they're my kinda diaper...
My Mommy (Contributed)
Sung to "My Love" by Justin Timberlake
(feat. T.I.)
Ain't another woman that can take your spot my-
If I wrote you a symphony,
Just to say how much you mean when I pee (what if I made some poo?)
If I told you you were beautiful
Would you change me on the regular (tell me, would you change my poo?)
Well, I am your baby around the world
But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you)
This diaper here represents my heart
But there's just one thing I need from you (A diaper change cause I made somr poo)
[Chorus:]
Yeah, becauseI can see us holding hands
as you change my diaper the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Me shitting the diaper under my hide
You could make me your baby, let me make you my mommy
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't goning to use the toilet when pee
See, all I want you to do is be my mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my mommy
Ooooh, girl
My mommy
My mommy
Never Gonna Give Them Up
Sung to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
We're no strangers to toilets
You know the rules and so do I
A full diaper, I take one and soil it
Toilet training's what I defy
I just wanna tell you that I'm peeing
Gotta wet my underpants
* never gonna give them up
Never gonna take them off
Never gonna run around all naked
I'm gonna wear them high
Gonna wear 'em wet or dry
To me my diapers are sacred
I've been in diapers for so long
And my butt's been stinking
I've been your brother for so long
My farts've been stinking
You're too inured to smell it
Inside my diapers you know what's going on
P-O-O-P-Y, you can spell it.
And if you ask me if I'm peeing
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give them up. Give them up
Give them up, Give them up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give them up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give them up
I just wanna tell you that I'm pooping
Gotta soil my underpants
(* repeat 3 times)
Nights in White Diapers
Sung to "Nights in White Satin" by The Moody Blues
Nights in white diapers
Covering my rear end
And in them I'm stinking
Never meaning to offend
Softness I'd always missed
With layers galore
They look and feel good
It's what I adore
�Cause I love them
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them
Gazing at diapers
Rubbing them with my hands
Just what I'm going through
Other boys understand
Some like to tell me
Thoughts they can comprehend
If they are like me
Then they are my friends
And I love them,
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them.
Oh, how, I love them.
Nights in white diapers
Covering my rear end
And in them I'm stinking
Never meaning to offend
Softness I'd always missed
With layers galore
They look and feel good
It's what I adore
Cause I love them,
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them.
Oh, how, I love them.
Cause I love them,
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them.
Oh, how, I love them.
Owner of a Poopy Butt
Sung to "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes
Poop yourself
You have a butt to wipe
Never thinking of the odor
Crap yourself
Oh what a smell you make
Take a dump, you diaper loader
Pee yourself
You're a mess, heaven's sake
Phew, phew, you really smell today
Shit, shit yourself
You're every smell you make
So the story goes
{Refrain} Owner of a poopy butt
Owner of a poopy butt
LIke being an
Owner of a stinky butt
Owner of a poopy butt
Owner of a poopy butt
Say you don't want to change it
You've had a big rash before
Smell it now, the fecal pile inside
How it smells oh so stinky
You, poop yourself
On your butt it's caked
There's no reason to be modest
Pee yourself, do it in your pants
And then your plan will succeed
{Refrain}
Owner of a poopy butt
After my own bowel movement
She wiped me just so
Owner of a poopy butt
My sis said never wear any pants at all
My rear end, she's got to look at the poop so deep
Owner of a poopy butt
She does not hesitate at all, no no
{Refrain twice}
Owner of a poopy butt
Sooner or later each bowel movement
Will decide the poopy butt
Owner of a poopy butt
It will exude a smell so crude
It will give a toxic fart
Owner of a poopy butt
Don't put on any pants at all
Don't put on any pants at all
Owner of a poopy butt
Don't put on any pants at all
Owner of a poopy butt
Please, just clean it
Pants
Sung to "Legs" by ZZ Top
She's got pants, she knows how to wear them
She's got cheeks, she knows how to bare them
She's got brothers, she knows how to tease them
Would you get diapered by her, if you could rely on her?
She's my sister, she's my sister
She diapers me up tight
She's got a thong, exposing her fanny
She wears no diapers, only her panties
Each time she changes diapers, she knows what to do.
Every boy gets to see how she likes to do it
She's so mean, strutting her jeans
While I'm diapered up so white
She's got pants, she knows how to wear them
She's got cheeks, she knows how to bare them
She's got a thong, all the day long
She's been out of diapers, for her it's wrong
And I believe her, I can confide in her
My sister's always right, yeah she's right
Peeing In a Diaper
Sung to "Leaving On A Jet Plane" by John Denver
My diapers are stacked, they're ready to go
I'm standing here naked with my butt on show
Ready to get diapers that rise up so high
The wind is breakin, from last night's corn
Been stinky since the day I was born
Already I'm so smelly and not at all dry
So diaper me and diaper me good
Tell me that you'll diaper me good
Put them on thick so they'll always show
'Cause I'm pee-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!
I'm ...
There's so many times I've made some brown
Poopy diapers, smeared all up and down
I'll tell you now, what a smell they bring
Every time I sit, I smell of poo
Every diaper I soil, I soil for you
When you change me you'll see how my poop clings!
So diaper me and diaper me good
Tell me that you'll diaper me good
Put them on thick so they'll always show
'Cause I'm poop-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!
Now the time has come to clean my poo
Wipe one more time, it's sticky like goo
And plug your nose 'cuz it will blow you away!
Think about the days to come
When you keep putting diapers on my bum
About the times when you will hear me say ...
Please diaper me and diaper me good
Tell me that you'll diaper me good
Put them on thick so they'll always show
'Cause I'm pee-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!
And I'm poop-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!
But I'm pee-ing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Peeing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Peeing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Peeing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
(Poop) in a diaper
The Pooper
Sung to "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden
You'll take my pants because they're filled with poo
You've given up on me, with me you're through
You keep my pants, you won't give them back
You tell me as you wipe my crack
My butthole stinks and I'm breaking wind
So you'd better get those diapers pinned
The smell of pee and poop is worse than death
As I'm changed by my sister Beth
Of course I poop liquid when I got the runs
The mighty smell from between my buns
As you wipe poop from my dick and balls
Dealing with my mess when nature calls.
My once white diapers have been browned
So full of shit they must weigh a pound
Pooping all the night and all the day
So in my diapers I am here to stay
You make my diapers super thick and tight
They're high and white and really quite a sight
No pants to wear, my diapers fully show
Holding my poop, where else would it go?
And as I lay with poop between my thighs
It isn't long that my diaper's dry
A boy in diapers, I am all alone
While all my sisters instead use the throne.
Poopin' Out My Backside
Sung to "Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Just got home from my school, came through the door, oh boy!
Got to squat down, take a dump in my diapers
Defecation begins, pretty soon I'm stinkin'
Chorus:
Poop, poop, poop, poopin' out my backside.
There's a giant stool and it feels slippery just like eels.
Look at all the crap and poop coming out from my bum.
Sisters Diane and Victoria watch me grunt and moanin',
(Chorus)
Diapers are my underpants, though no fly or a waistband
Won't you take a look at diapered butt as I moon?
Poop, poop, poop.
Wondrous admiration provided by my sisters
(Chorus)
Diapers are my underpants, though no fly or a waistband
Won't you take a look at diapered butt as I moon?
Poop, poop, poop,
Change me tomorrow, not today, and you'll feel sorrow.
(Chorus)
Off stay my trousers at a quarter to four, oh boy!
Look at all the crap and poop coming out from my bum.
Change me tomorrow, not today, and you'll feel sorrow.
(Chorus)
Poopy Butt Wiper
Sung to "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles
Dear sister Madaline, will you wipe my butt?
It took me hours to make, came straight from my gut.
Out from my bowels and out of my rear
So please do the job, I want you to be my poopy butt wiper,
Poopy butt wiper.
Here's my dirty story of a dirty boy
And his clinging stools, they do annoy
So go on and get the diaper pail
It's a steady job, for you to be my poopy butt wiper,
Poopy butt wiper.
Poopy butt wiper
It's a nasty smell, it'll make you say "phew!"
I'll be making more poop in an hour or two.
I can make it bigger and add to the pile,
I will make it brown, I want you to be my poopy butt wiper
Poopy butt wiper.
If you really can take it every day and night
If you can pin my diapers up so tight
Since you must diaper me, you can pad up my rear
But I need a chance and I want you to be my poopy butt wiper,
Poopy butt wiper.
Poopy butt wiper
Poopy butt wiper - Poopy butt wiper
Poopy butt wiper - Poopy butt wiper
Safety Pins
Sung to "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-pins!
We can diaper you if we want to,
We can diaper your behind
�Cause those boys don't wear pants
And if they don't wear pants
Then they must be brothers of mine
I say, we can pee when we want to
We can poop at any time
And we can hold it until we get to the toilet
Use toilet paper on our behinds
And we can wipe!
We can diaper you if we want to,
We can diaper your behind
�Cause those boys don't wear pants
And if they don't wear pants
Then they must be brothers of mine
I say, they can't pee when they want to,
They could poop at any time
And they can act like babies who can't use the toilet
And need diapers on their behinds
And we can diaper!
Diapers!
Ah, we can go when we want to,
My sister's trained and so am I
And we can dress in clothes
From our heads to our toes
Because we can keep our pants dry
I say, we will diaper if we want to,
And I guarantee we will
If we leave you boys nude,
We'll be covered in poo
And the smell will make us ill
I say we can diaper, we can diaper every boy, that's our goal
We can diaper, we can diaper, every boy from John to Paul
We can diaper, we can diaper, snap your plastic pants waistbands
We can diaper, we can diaper, we can take away your pants
Safety pins
Oh well, the safety pins!
Ah yes, the safety pins!
Oh well the safety pins
Ah yes the safety pins
Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-pins!
We can diaper if we want to,
All you brothers of mine!
And we'll never end it,
Never will rescind it
We keep you all diapered up so tight!
We can diaper you if we want to,
We can diaper your behind
�Cause those boys don't wear pants
And if they don't wear pants
Then they must be brothers of mine
Oh well the safety pins
Ah yes the safety pins
Oh well the safety pins
Oh well the safety pins
Oh yes the safety pins
Oh the safety pins yeah
Oh it's the safety pins
It�s the safety pins
Well it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Same Old Thong and Pants
Sung to "Same Old Song and Dance" by Aerosmith (to be sung by boys only)
Get yourself a T-back
And let it show
And then next sag your blue jeans
And wear them down low
Wear this combination
And you'll turn some heads
Wearing skimpy panties
Made from a few threads
It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants my, sis... wear it
It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants, my sis
Yeah...
Saw you with the g-string
Pulled up in your bum
The strap is hardly wider
Than the width of your thumb
Show off your fleshy butt cheeks
Your shapely sexy mound
Everybody looks
As you strut that ass around
It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants my, sis
It's the same old clothing
Same old clothing
Same old thong and pants, my sis
Listen...
Everybody's talkin'
About your walkin'
(How they want their cock in)
(Give the guys erections)
(Putting on protection)
They gave you an inspection
They've made their selection
Morning time you change it
(Take it off and change it)
Readjust it, rearrange it
Butt wiped, not stained (alt: You're toilet trained)
A clean ass maintained by you, my sis
So sexy and flirty
And showing off your seat
By the time you're thirty
You'll still be quite a treat
Show off your fleshy butt cheeks
Your shapely sexy mound
Everybody looks
As you strut that ass around
It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants my, sis
It's the same old clothing
Same old clothing
Same old thong and pants, my sis
She Laughs Hard 'Cuz It's Funny
Sung to "She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
Because your diapers are so white
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
Because your diapers are so tight
Over there she's wearing pants
She wonders why it is, And
It's funny to her
That boys wear such big things
Nine a.m. on the hour hand
And she's waiting for the smell
She knows it will be shitty
She knows this odor well
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
'Cuz your diapers are pinned on so tight
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That you're diapered all day and night
Twenty-four hours have
come and gone
The diapers don't smell of flowers
Of the ones who are poopin'
They really seem to need her there
It's a sacrifice changing day to day
For no money, just laughs for pay
But it's worth it all
Just to see them in their underwear
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That your diapers rise to such a height
She already knows
she's seen her brothers
she already knows
She has her druthers
She'll never give pants
She never will
Keep them diapered still
She laughs hard
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That your diapers are so bright
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That diapering you is her right
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That she diapers you out of spite
Sister Sandy
Sung to "Mr. Sandman" by Pat Ballard
Sister Sandy, please make me clean
Make me the cutest that you've ever seen
Give me diapers and fold them over
But clean me first 'cuz I smell like Rover!
Sandy, you're on the throne
The toilet is yours and yours alone
Please don't be so mean
Sister Sandy, please make me clean
(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung...)
Sister Sandy, please make me clean
Make me the cutest that you've ever seen
Give me diapers and fold them over
But clean me first 'cuz I smell like Rover!
Sandy, you're on the throne
The toilet is yours and yours alone
Please don't be so mean
Sister Sandy, please make me clean
(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung...)
Sister Sandy (Girl's voice: "Yesss?) please make me clean
Give me a butt that's as clean as you've seen
Take your hands and wipe my crotch-ee
And then I'll rank you as top-notch-ee
Sister Sandy, you are so bold (you are so bold)
To wipe boys' privates when you're ten years old
So wipe my balls with your cream
Sister Sandy, make me, please, please, please
Sister Sandy, please make me clean.
(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung...)
Smells Like Teen Babies
Sung to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
Load up diapers
Bring more boys
It's fun to poop
And get your joys
She's changing us
Sister's hyper
I wear I wear
Dirty diapers
Change me (x 16)
With the diapers changed it's less smelly
Here we are now
Please diaper us
From our butts up to our bellies
Here we are now
Please diaper us
Diapers so white
Diapers so tight
Rise to full height
Diapered all night
Yea
I'm diapered I am never dressed
Diapers are my Sunday best
Us little boys have always been
Diapered thickly on our rear ends
Change us ( x 16)
With the diapers changed it's less smelly
Here we are now
Please diaper us
From our butts up to our bellies
Here we are now
Please diaper us
Diapers so white
Diapers so tight
Rise to full height
Diapered all night
Yea
I make a mess
The shits I take
And yet I guess it makes me stink
My dick is hard
Hard and erect
Oh well, whatever, what the heck
Change me (x 16)
With the diapers changed it's less smelly
Here we are now
Please diaper us
From our butts up to our bellies
Here we are now
Please diaper us
Diapers so white
Diapers so tight
Rise to full height
Diapered all night
Yea
Diaper me (x 9)
Summertime Poos
Sung to "Summertime Blues" by The Who, et al
I'm gonna poop and stink
I'm gonna make some squalor
I've been in diapers all summer
They're so thick that I am a crawler
Well I went to my sister
Said I got a big mess
My sis said "no way, bro,
You gotta poop less"
Sometimes I wonder what I�m gonna do
There ain�t no cure for the summertime poos
Well, my mom and father told me
Son you gotta use the potty
If you want to wear pants
You gotta stop being naughty
Well I didn�t go to the bathroom
Because I took my diaper and soiled it
Mom said you can't wear your pants
Because you didn't use the toilet
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause there ain�t no cure for the summertime poos
Gonna take two pills
Gonna get constipation
Gonna take my problems
To the medical station
Went I went to my doctor
He said, "I'd like to help you, son,
But your stools are too loose"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause there ain�t no cure for the summertime poos
Sweet Brief
Sung to "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath
Alright now!
Now I'm pissin'!
When I first met you, up past my thighs
I can't forget you, for your big size
You introduced me to my behind
And left me wanting you and your kind
I love you, oh, you know it!
My butt was naked, leaking poop all brown
Until you wrapped me, wrapped me all around
I can pee now, your stuck on my rear
I love you sweet brief, I've got you near
Come on now, try them out!
Some boys don't know, what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon all boys will love you sweet brief!
Takin' Care of Thickness
Sung to "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive
You get up every morning
See the diapers you're adorning
At 8:15 they're probably shitty
Diapers on the shelf above
Might be Pampers, might be Luvs
Or a lesser-known brand such as Fitties
And if I get dressed on time
I'll have you changed by nine
And then you can go run off and play
Because you're a diaper boy
You're butt's all white and showy
Because you're in diapers all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of thickness every day
Taking care of thickness every way
I've been taking care of thickness,
High up your spine
Taking care of thickness,
Diapered brother of mine
It must be your mission
To gets lots of nutrition
To make messes that are all brown and yellow
Got a diaper full of tar
To be changed by your sister Char
She'll wipe up your stools that flow out like Jell-o
She'll wipe it off your buns
After you've had the runs
Tell her that you like it this way
It's the toilet you avoid
You'd rather have hemorrhoids
In diapers is how you'd rather stay
And I'll be...
Taking care of thickness every day
Taking care of thickness every way
I've been taking care of thickness,
High up your spine
Taking care of thickness,
Diapered brother of mine
Take good care of my brother
When I'm away, every day
Whoo!
You get up every morning
See the diapers you're adorning
At 8:15 they're probably shitty
Diapers on the shelf above
Might be Pampers, might be Luvs
Or a lesser-known brand such as Fitties
And if I get dressed on time
I'll have you changed by nine
And then you can go run off and play
Because you're a diaper boy
You're butt's all white and showy
Because you're in diapers all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of thickness every day
Taking care of thickness every way
I've been taking care of thickness,
High up your spine
Taking care of thickness,
Diapered brother of mine
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness...
Thank God I'm A Diaper Boy
Sung to "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver
Well, life in diapers is kind-a laid back
Because toilet training is something I lack
Baby powder all over my butt crack
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Always wearing diapers never did me no harm
My sister says my diapered butt has lots of charm
My diapers filled with stinky poop so warm
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
When the poopin's all done and the diapers sagging low
My sister checks my diapers and she tells me, "let's go!"
During the diaper change she says, "phew, you stink, bro!"
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Oh, my diapers feel so really, really good
When I see my diapered-up butt I always get wood
So thick and white on my butt, as they always should
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
I wouldn't trade my diapers for toilets, my rules
My diapers are the only place for leaving my stools
Diapers for boys should be required in all schools
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Yeah, some boys would rather go into a latrine
For any boy to do that just seems so obscene
There's just no feeling like getting your butt wiped clean
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Well, my diapers are thick, they're so multi-multi-plied
Rising up so high on me, they're much too big to hide
Bulging from between my legs, my diapered crotch is so wide
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Well, I've been wearing my diapers ever since I was little
I love them so white and high and so thick in the middle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.
That Smell
Sung to "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Plastic pants and brand new diapers
Brother, you look cute today
But you're diapers are soaked
The smell makes me choke
Of the stuff that comes out from inside you
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh, that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you
Angel, your sister, is behind you
She stuck her hand in your diapers
So take another dump,
It will soon reach her nose
One more stinky stool will overwhelm you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you
Now they call you diaper boy
Can't smell good with diapers full of poo
Say you'll smell better come tomorrow
But tomorrow Angel might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you
Hey, you're a boy
You stick them diapers on your butt
I've seen you wearing them before
One little problem that confronts you
Got shit up your butt crack
One more shit will get shit up to your dick
The smell will make your sisters sick
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you
Thick White Padded Ass
Sung to "Slick Black Cadillac" by Quiet Riot
Thick white padded ass!
Oo-ooh!
Just a big white set of diapers, nice and thick, fluffy and soft.
I'm gonna wear them tight, poop in them tonight!
Feels all right!
Yeah, it feels all right!
I don't need no toilet training, I failed it when I was five!
I'm a urinator, a defecator, feels all right!
Yes, it feels all right!
Showing off my thick white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Oh what pleasure it can bring
I only need one thing:
And that's my thick white padded ass!
Ooh, stink it up!
Poop brown!
Know I got a fullest filled-up diaper you've ever seen
And they're pinned up so high, high, high!
I poop out a second turd and then a third: Four, five, six!
Seven, eight, nine!
My derriere is making feces, on my balls and everywhere.
The smell is air pollution, diapers the solution, pinned so tight!
I mean they're pinned so tight!
Pooping with my thick, white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Oh what pleasure it can bring
I only need one thing:
And that's my thick white padded ass!
Pull 'em down!
Phew!
Got my sister on my tail, she just won't leave my butt alone! Yeah, yeah
My diapers she's pinnin', and her face, she's grinnin', she diapers me!
She diapers me!
For I know just what happened; My diapers were crapped in!
I got lots of diapers on my ass and I don't mind!
No, no, I don't mind!
Pooping with my thick white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Oh what pleasure it can bring
I only need one thing:
And that's my thick white padded ass!
Wait a minute
Thick white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Thick white padded ass!
I lie on down, legs wide, lying on my back, ooh yeah!
Pooping with my
Thick, white diapered ass!
It makes me feel like a boy.
All right!
Thickened
Sung to "Blackened" by Metallica
Thickened diapers pinned
Padded up rear end
The layers that I see
Go to infinity
Diapered from my birth
Increasing my girth
All my life I spend
Never will it end
Never
Diapered
From waking up to when I go to bed
Padded up rear end
From waking up to when I go to bed
Consider my diapers thickened
Can't wear any pants
Not a snowball's chance
Showing my legs' skin
Like in What Might Have Been
In my diapers still
My sisters get a thrill
A sight that they adore
Toilet training ignored
Never
Diapered
From waking up to when I go to bed
Padded up rear end
From waking up to when I go to bed
Consider my diapers thickened
Thickened
Stimulation... Masturbation... Ejaculation... let it fly
Respiration... Circulation... Perspiration... what a high
Dizzy feelings
Out of breath
Let out a heavy sigh
Urination... Defecation ... Saturation... between my thighs
Maceration.... Irritation... Inflammation... zinc oxide
Reddest color
Swollen skin
Rash on my hide
In diapers all day
Take my pants away
Millions of boys' rears
Diapered up for years
Toilet training in vain
The diapers all remain
All is said and done
Diaper up their bums
Forever!
Diapered
From waking up to when I go to bed
Padded up rear end
From waking up to when I go to bed
Diapered
Is every boy's pure ecstasy
Thickest as can be
For the sake of sister's sanity
Consider my diapers thickened
Thickened
Toilet Zone
Sung to "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring
Somewhere early morning in my bedroom
I am starting to realize
That my filling bladder
Needs to be emptied right now
It's 2 AM
It's 2 AM
(It's 2 AM)
My urine's gone
(My urine's gone)
I'm lying here feeling it
(Lying here feeling it)
The wetness is still warm
(The wetness is still warm)
Maybe my sister is tired of changing my diapers
Yeah, my bowels are on the loose
While lyin' in my bed
Wrapped up in diapers
My skin is turning red
Cannot call her
My sister has slipped into the bathroom
Chorus:
(2 times)
My sister's stepped into the toilet zone
Place is a refuge she sits there all alone
My bowels have moved poop all over my rear
How am I going to get her to come in here
(2 times)
Soon I'll come to know
When my sister's on the throne
I'm getting diaper rash
Reddening skin tone
Triple-diapered brother, all alone
Can't get my sister
Can't get her, where is she?
Well my diapers weigh heavy on my behind
I need to get that sister of mine
When she finally comes
She'll know damn well she's waited too long
Treat Me Like a Little Baby (Contributed)
Sung to "Nina, Pretty Ballerina'" by ABBA
Everyday in the morning
I can't wait to be babied
Mum or dad will put a Pamper on me
I will poop and pee my Pamper each time
Like a little baby always does
When I'm done, mum or dad will always change me
No matter if my diaper is messy or wet
This will always be our little secret
Not a single person will find out
Refrain 1:
Treat me like a little baby
This will be our secret for all time
This is the moment I've waited for
Let's just get it started
Treat me like a little baby
I would like to wear Pampers for all time
I want to start with the fun, right now
Let's just get it started, right away
Let's get it started, right away
All my friends are okay with it
They want to be treated like a little baby, just like me
Mum and dad don't think it is a problem
So my friends will sleep at my house
When we wake up at 8 o'clock
We'll start with the fun and poop or pee our Pampers right away
This will always be our little secret
Not a single person will find out
Refrain 2:
Treat me like a little baby
This will be our secret for all time
This is the moment I've waited for
Let's just get it started
Treat me like a little baby
I would like to wear Pampers for all time
I want to start with the fun, right now
Let's just get it started, right away
Refrain 2
Unsure of Hygiene
Sung to "ventura Highway" by America (to be sung by only)
Getting a big whiff of gas
Making a big load
Tell me, how long you gonna stink here, bro?
Some people say you let your diapers show
You don't care, I know
Unsure of hygiene of your behind
Where the smells are stronger
And they last longer than daytime
Youre gonna go poop I know
'Cause the poop comes from your derriere
And your sisters like to watch and stare
Diapers bulging out back there
Stinky butt smells in the air, in the air
Did di di di dit ...
Pissing in a soaked diaper
Waiting for the diaper change
Sorry bro, I need to finish this game
Aw, come on, sis, that excuse is lame
You'd press pause to go pee just the same
Unsure of hygiene of your behind
Where the smells are stronger
And they last longer than daytime
Youre gonna go poop I know
'Cause the poop comes from your derriere
And your sisters like to watch and stare
Diapers bulging out back there
Stinky butt smells in the air, in the air
Did di di di dit ...
Until It Leaks
Sung to "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica
Where do I take this poop of mine?
I have the runs but it stays inside
So tear it off and throw it out
There's poop inside stinking all about
And the poop still clings to me
So wear it, until it leaks
Still wearing the first diaper of the day
You poop just once, on you it stays
So tear it open, but beware
There's poop inside, look if you dare
And the poop still clings to me
So wipe me, until I'm clean
*It protects you, so wear it
It covers you, so wear it
It wraps you, so wear it
It diapers you, so wear it
Until it leaks**
So tell me why you've diapered me
Don't have to shit, don't need to pee
I'll tear it open, take it off
No more odors can make me cough
But fear of accidents shames me
So wear it, until it leaks
[*--** Repeat]
I don't want it
So tear it open, but beware
There's poop inside, look if you dare
And the poop still clings to me
So wipe me, until I'm clean...
I'll tear it open, take it off
No more odors can make me cough
But fear of accidents shames me
So wear it, until it leaks
Until it leaks...
Up with the Thickness
Sung to "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed
Can you smell that?
It's shit!
Drowning deep in my sea of pooping
My diarrhea I feel
(Will you be diapering me?)
It seems what's left of my toilet training
Is slowly changing me
(Will you be diapering me?)
Smelling my own defecation
When suddenly it stinks bad
Reekingly it stinks bad (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You'll make a diaper boy of me
[chorus:]
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness [x3]
Take off my pants and let them drop on down
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness
Incontinence, it is what has become of me
I can see my diapers, the thickness is rising
I can't deny what I see
(Will you keep diapering me?)
It seems that all of my pants are now gone
To the Salvation Army
(Will you keep diapering me?)
It seems you're having no trouble
Dealing with my diaper changes
Giving me diaper changes (oh yes)
The house is a smelly place
Now that you've made a diaper boy of me
[chorus]
(and when I dream) [x4]
No mommy, don't do it again!
Don't do it again!
I'm a diaper boy!
I'm a diaper boy, I'm sure!
No mommy don't train me!
Why did you have to train me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're training me!
Why did you have to make me use the toilet?
Why don't you,
Why don't you just let me wear diapers?
Why can't you just let me wear diapers?
Why can't you just let me wear diapers?
Never stick me in the bathroom again!
Come on!
I don't need the toilet! you just don't understand mommy!
How would you like to see what it's like, mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to change me!
We Are The Girls
Sung to "We Are The World" by USA for Africa (to be sung by girls only)
There comes a time
When we need to take control
When we girls must come together as one
There are boys pooping
And it's time to diaper butts
That's our objective, our goal
They can't go on, stinking every day
Without someone to perform a diaper change
We're all a part of a big sisterhood
And the truth- you know diapers are what boys need
(CHORUS)
We are the girls,
We are the sisters
We are the ones who diaper boys
So let's start changing
It's our voice they're hearing
We're making our stance known
It's true that toilet training boys
We don't condone!
They shit and they fart
And they soil their underwear
They wet their beds, and they always pee
As mom has shown us
By folding layers of cloth
And so we all must take a stand
REPEAT CHORUS)
When they have accidents
Dripping up and down the hall
Untoilet trained boys,
It seems just like that they all...
Smell, smell, smell, let's realize
Diaper changes only come
When we go out and diaper their bums!
(REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE)
Welcome to My Diapers
Sung to "Welcome to My Nightmare" by Alice Cooper
Welcome to my diapers
I think you're gonna like them.
I think you're gonna feel you belong.
They're for masturbation
And for your recreation.
You wanna feel at ease cause' you belong.
Welcome to my diapers,
Welcome to my fetish,
I hope I didn't scare you.
That's just the way they are,
When you come down!
We pee, poop and fart here,
Cause gas is just a smell here,
You know inside you feel right at home.
Yeah, welcome to my fetish, Ohhhh...
Welcome to my diapers, Yeahhhh...
Welcome to my diapers,
I think you're gonna like them,
I think you're gonna feel you belong.
We pee, poop and fart here,
Cause gas is just a smell here,
Welcome to my diapers,
Welcome to my fetish.
Yeah!
What I Like About Poo
Sung to "What I Like About You" by The Romantics (to be sung by boys only)
Hey, uh huh huh
Hey, uh huh huh
What I like about poo, it feels so right
Tell me I'm the only one who likes to poop all night, yeah
It's emerging from my rear
It's smelly and it stinks in my diapers here, 'cause it's true
That's what I like about poo
What I like about poo, is dirtying up my pants
Soil them up, brown, pull them down, they don't stand a chance, yeah
It's emerging from my rear
It's smelly and it stinks in my diapers here, 'cause it's true
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
Wahh!
Hey!
What I like about poo, poo feels so warm with delight
Never wanna' let poo go in a toilet, that ain't right, yeah
It's emerging from my rear
It's smelly and it stinks in my diapers here, 'cause it's true
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
Hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
Hey, uh huh huh, brrr
Hey, uh huh huh, hey
When You're Smellin'
Sung to "When You're Smiling"
When you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'
The whole world can sure smell you.
And when you're crappin', keep on crappin', crappin', crappin'
Your butt keeps crappin' poo.
And when you're peein', you bring on the rain.
So keep on peein' just let it all drain.
Because when you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'.
The whole world can smell you... PHEW!
(instrumental break)
When you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'
The whole world can sure smell you.
And when you're crappin', keep on crappin', crappin', crappin'
Your butt keeps crappin' poo.
And when you're peein', you bring on the rain.
So keep on peein' just let it all drain.
Because when you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'.
The whole world can smell you... PHEW!
The great big workd will sure smell you!
The whole wide world will say, PHEE-EWW!
The whole wide world will smile with you
Who Could They Be For?
Sung to "Who Could It Be Now?" by Men at Work
Who could those diapers be intended for?
Not for me, I don't need them anymore.
Even when it is late at night.
I stay dry in my bed with delight.
All I wish is not be accident prone
Get through the night, wake dry as a bone
Best off if you take them back.
Return them to the sales rack.
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who could it be knocking at my door?
Not my mom, because it's only four.
Why is she home so early today?
I'll let her in, hear what she has to say.
I've done no wrong, mom, I keep to myself.
As I watch mommy put the diapers on my shelf
"How'd you like diapers on your rear end?"
Mommy, what message are you trying to send?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Has my mom taken my pants away?
Why does she do this to me?
Keep me as a baby for eternity
It's just her fantasy.
Oh...Who can they be for?
Oh...Who can they...Who can they...
Yeah yeah yeah
Wipe Me Up Before You Go-Go
Sung to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham! (to be sung by boys only)
Shitty butt
Shitty butt
Shitty butt
Shitty butt
I make poo poo and I fart
I send my smells sky high, it's off the charts
Shitty butt into your nose
Goes a phew phew phew not smelling like a rose
If my stink's bugging you
If my butt don't smell right
My sister will then diaper me good and tight
Then after that I went to bed
The next morning my diapers were heavy as lead
Wipe me up before you go-go
Do a good job, not just so-so
Wipe me up before you go-go
And then make diapers very thick and high
Wipe me up before you go-go
Leave me pantless so my diapers show-show
Wipe me up before you go-go
Change me again tonight
I wanna go to bed dry
You take my pants and lock them away
I may not see them again for a hundred days
Diapering me is always your aim
You put them on so thickly, always the same
And then you wait until I've made stool
Usually after you've come home from school
Come on, sister, let's not fight
Change me first, everything will be alright
Wipe me up before you go-go
Do a good job, not just so-so
Wipe me up before you go-go
And then make diapers very thick and high
Wipe me up before you go-go
Leave me pantless so my diapers show-show
Wipe me up before you go-go
Change me again tonight
I wanna go to bed dry
Come on, sister, you do it right
Put on my diapers so bright and white
Your underwear is thin and red
You also wear pants, but I wear diapers instead
Wipe me up before you go-go
Do a good job, not just so-so
Wipe me up before you go-go
And then make diapers very thick and high
Wipe me up before you go-go
Leave me pantless so my diapers show-show
Wipe me up before you go-go
Change me again tonight
I wanna go to bed dry
Whole Lotta Diapers Goin' On
Sung to "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" by Jerry Lee Lewis (to be sung by girls only)
Come over, brother
whole lot of diapers goin' on
Yes, I said come over brother
Brother you can't wear a thong
I ain't kiddin'
Whole lot of diapers goin' on
Well I said come over, brother
we got diapers by the ton
oooh... huh..
Come over, brother
Bro, this is gonna be a lot of fun
I ain't kiddin'
Whole lot of diapers goin' on
Chorus
Well I said poop, brother, poop
I said poop, brother, poop
I said poop 'em, brother, poop 'em
I said poop, brother, poop
Come on over
Whole lot of diapers goin' on
Ahhhhh Let's Go !
[Bridge]
Well I said come over, brother
You're gettin diapers on your bum
Who's bum?
what bum?
Your bum!
Come over, brother well, this is gonna be a lot of fun
I ain't kiddin'
Whole lot of diapers goin' on
Easy Now (lower)
Poop 'em Ahhhh... poop 'em, bro
Yeah.... You can poop one time for me
Well I said come over brother
Whole lot of diapers goin' on
Now let's get real serious now
Poop, brother, poop!
All you gotta do, brother, is get down and squat
Spread your legs and take a shit
That's what you gotta do, yeah....
Oh, brother, whole lotta shittin' goin' on
Now let it go one more time
Yellow-Stained Undies
Sung to "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles (to be sung by boys only)
In the town where I had lived
Was a boy who smelled of pee
And he told me of his life
Of wearing wet undies
So he took me to his home
Where I met his siblings
The three boys took off their pants
And after that, they began to sing...
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
The three boys and I make four
Many more of them live next door
And then we all begin to say
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
It's as if it's a disease
Thick diapers are what we need
Because we poo, we also pee
In our yellow-stained undies (and brown!)
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
You Can Leave Your Shirt On
Sung to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones
Brother, take off your shoes, and socks
Brother, take off your pants. I'll help you take off your pants.
Brother, take off your briefs, they're a mess
You can leave your shirt on.
You can leave your shirt on.
You can leave your shirt on.
Go up there, on the table. Yes, on the table.
Naked rear, I see you there, soon diapered up tight!
Raise your legs in the air, now spread 'em.
You give me reason to laugh.
You give me reason to laugh.
You give me reason to laugh.
You can leave your shirt on!
Your old pants are burning. That's right, they're burned and charred
You'll be stuck in your diapers for hours.
You won't know where your pants are.
You won't know where your pants are.
I'll know where your pants are.
You can leave your shirt on.
You can...
Away in a Diaper
Sung to "Away in a Manger"
Away in a diaper, 'cuz he wets the bed
My little brother's diapers, heavy like lead
He stays in his diapers all night and all day
My little brother's diapers are here to stay
Mother is calling, my brother awakes,
His diapers' pee could fill up all the Great Lakes
I love my little brother, a cute little guy,
He stays in his diapers, they rise up so high.
When near me, oh brother, I ask you to stay
Away from me when you're pooping while you play,
Mess in your rear, in your thick underwear,
I'll take you to your room, change your diapers there.
Brother Got Diapered Up By His Sister
Sung to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy
Brother got diapered up by his sister,
In the front room of our house Christmas Eve.
You can say, "don't put your boys in diapers,"
But as for mom and sister they believe.
He'd eaten too many baked beans,
And to the toilet we begged him to go,
But he forgot and kept on playing,
And pooped his pants while rolling in the snow.
When he came back in to the house,
Mom checked his trousers from the back.
He had poop smears on his buttocks.
And more poop running up in his butt crack.
Now we're all so proud of mama,
She's been handling this so well.
Throwing out his soiled blue jeans,
How I wish I could describe the smell!
(Phe-eww!)
He will spend Christmas without trousers,
He'll be diapered up in white.
And I just can't help but wonder,
Should we loosen up the pins,
Or keep them tight?
(Keep them tight!)
Now he's on the changing table,
His poopy butt smelled like a pig (Eeewww!)
And his pure plain white cloth diapers,
Bulged out from his butt so very big.
I've warned all my other brothers,
They'd better watch out for themselves.
You should never trust a boy,
Who still poops in his pants at age twelve.
Brother of the Smells
Sung to "Carol of the Bells" by Peter Wilhousky
Phew! How the smells,
Poopy, stinky smells,
All seem to say,
"Change him today!"
Brother's smelly rear,
Poop is all smeared,
Will his diapers hold?
He's ten years old!
Pee! Poop! Pee! Poop!
Runny as soup.
Diaper rash sting,
Desitin I bring!
One seems to hear,
Farts from his rear,
From everywhere,
Filling the air!
Look what I found,
Poop is all brown,
Urine is stale,
Get the diaper pail!
Look at his thing,
It's stiffening,
Brother, don't fear,
Diapers are here!
Diapered, diapered, diapered, diapered brother,
Diapered, diapered, diapered, diapered brother!
On your rear end,
Tightly they're pinned,
Pantless, they show,
White as the snow!
Pee, poop, pee, pee... poop!
Dick and Balls
Sung to "Deck the Halls"
Dick and balls powdered by Holly
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Then diapered by her friend Molly
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Don we now our big thick diapers
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Because we are such poor butt wipers
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Smell the stinky poop from my butt
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Smell the gassy fart I just cut
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Follow sis into my bedroom
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
She masks my smells with her perfume
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Poopy mess thick as molasses
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
She's good at wiping boys' asses
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
She keeps me diapered forever
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Potty training will be never
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Do You Smell What I Smell?
Sung to "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Said the sister to her other sis,
"Do you smell what I smell?
In his diapers, our little brother,
Do you smell what I smell?
A boy, a boy, pooping in the night,
With diapers so big, thick and white,
With diapers so big, thick and white!"
Said the little boy to his big sisters,
"Yes, I smell what you smell.
Pooping and peeing, diapered boy,
Yes, I smell what you smell.
Diapers, diapers, high above my waist,
With a big, full load of poop and pee,
With a big, full load of poop and pee!"
Said the diapered boy to his loving mom,
"Can you change my diapers now?
I humbly ask you, my dear mom,
Can you change my diapers now?"
"My son, my son, your sisters have been told,
To change your diapers and apply many folds,
To change your diapers and apply many folds!"
Said the girls to the boys everywhere,
"Listen to what we say!
Boys belong in diapers everywhere,
Listen to what we say!
All boys, all boys-- we say with such delight--
Shall wear diapers all day and all night,
Shall wear diapers all day and all night!"
Go Put Them on the Mountain
Sung to "Go Tell It on the Mountain"
When I visit Deeker's,
In diapers all day,
I asked sister to change me,
And wipe the poop away.
Go put them on the mountain,
On the pile of underwear,
Go put them on the mountain,
Of dirty diapers worn.
She put me in clean diapers,
She wiped my dick and balls,
And then she took my diapers,
To the washroom down the hall.
Go put them on the mountain,
On the pile of underwear,
Go put them on the mountain,
Of dirty diapers worn.
I'm Dreaming Of Some White Diapers
Sung to "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"
I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
Just like the ones I used to wear.
Diapers made for pissing,
That feeling I'm missing,
When toilets were the least of all my cares.
I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
So big and thick and high and tight.
May your diapers be quite a sight,
And may all your diapers be white.
I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
Made from cotton that is so bright.
Pulled up into my crotch to the height,
Of my armpits, they're higher than a kite.
I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
Pins up the left side and the right.
Shit stains in the seat make a blight,
So wash them and wear them tonight.
I'm Gettin' Diapers for Christmas
Sung to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas"
I took a dump behind the shed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I peed and wet myself in bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I smeared my poop on Mommy's rug,
Blamed it on my brother Doug,
I used a laxative drug,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad,
I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
My brother and sister are glad.
I've got skidmarks in my underwear,
Somebody snitched on me.
Pooped while I walked around bare,
Somebody snitched on me.
I took a whizz on Mommy's plants,
I soiled all my underpants,
I used the toilet? Not a chance!
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Big, thick, white, fluffy pads
I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
'Cause diapers are for messy lads.
I wiped my butt with sister's bra,
Somebody snitched on me.
Made piss ice cubes, wait 'till they thaw,
Somebody snitched on me.
I've forever sealed my fate,
Using toilets is what I hate,
In diapers I masturbate,
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Padding my butt and my nads.
I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Plain white, no colors or plaids.
So if you want to wear diapers, too,
Don't use the toilet for pee or poo,
You'll get diapers for Christmas.
I Smelled Three Shits
Sung to "I Saw Three Ships"
I saw three shits in his diapers
On brother's butt, on brother's butt;
I saw three shits in his diapers
On brother's butt in the morning.
What's in those diapers? Poop and pee,
On brother's butt, On brother's butt.
What's in those diapers? Poop and pee,
On brother's butt in the morning.
Sisters Mary and Christine were there,
Wiping his butt, wiping his butt;
Sisters Mary and Christine were there,
Wiping his butt in the morning.
Hey sisters, smell those shits all three,
From brother's butt, from brother's butt;
Hey sisters, smell those shits all three,
From brother's butt in the morning.
And they went into his bedroom
To clean his butt, to clean his butt;
And they went into his bedroom
To clean his butt in the morning.
And all the boys on earth will stink,
Of poopy butts, of poopy butts;
And all the boys on earth will stink,
Of poopy butts in the morning.
And all the girls on earth shall wipe
Their brothers' butts, their brothers' butts;
And all the girls on earth shall wipe
Their brothers' butts in the morning.
And all the boys on earth shall have
Diapered-up butts, diapered-up butts;
And all the boys on earth shall have
Diapered-up butts in the morning.
Then let us all take good looks at
Our brothers' butts, our brothers' butts;
Then let us all take good looks at
Our brothers' butts in the morning.