Deeker's Message of the Week

I really don't like to call out individuals (and I really try to refrain from flaming people who are complete assholes, even if they richly deserve it-- and always do). I'm not flaming Mr. Bassett here, but the situation he has created leaves me no choice but to address my concerns with him publicly as he does not provide a valid email address.

Mr, Bassett,

I'd like to thank you for your interest in my web site and your participation in its various sections, such as the surveys. Your responses have been posted along with all the others (except for those whose responses are rejected due to inappropriate or incomplete content). What I am kindly asking of you is this: Please do not keep re-submitting your responses!

I also need to bring to your attention your story that you have, since the first of the year, submitted to me 95 times! This is just a tad bit excessive, don't you think? Perhaps this is your way of telling me that you would like for me to post your story. If you're wondering why I have not posted your story, quite simply, it is in very dire need of editing and correcting and I just do not have the time or the patience to deal with it. I have painstakingly corrected other people's stories, at the risk of making my head explode. I understand that writing is not everyone's forte and the people who submit stories are sometimes young boys or perhaps adults who have not received proper education. I am graciously forgiving of this and I will strive to make a reasonable effort to turn even the most poorly-written story into something that most people can follow more easily. To be honest, your story is beyond my ability to understand what you are trying to convey. I have tried, really, I have, to make your story into a readable piece, but as it is written, it is too vague and too ambiguous to hazard a reasonable, reliable guess. You're not even consistent with the spelling of your name (which, among the 95 submissions received thus far, occurs in three variants).

Furthermore, it's not like you're submitting the same text each time. The story submissions I have received from you range from 6K to 13K, so with so many different versions, I have no way of knowing which one you want me to post. I just cannot make any sense of what you are writing, I'm sorry, but I can't. I am going to present to the other readers an example of what I would have to plod through in order to make your story into something presentable for my site:

hi kurt and use to ware dipaer just like a baby my room was the baby 
crib with moble and babu diaper baby clothes i was so much fun are my 
dipaer at home mom called her little baby and treate dlike on and would 
get changed just a babt run around with my diaper all day all mom fed a 
bottle and breastm me just like a baby i t so much fun to ware my 
dipaer like ababy and wore to school jjust lke a babt o all my classes 
and most of my f. wore diaper to school and it was so much fun wore 
dipaer together we would have so much fun in are dipaers during school 
ans we fart in are dipaer i sounds so good to to do that abd they dose 
homework to and wore dipaer under baby clothes from  home and had 
pacifer in my ,mouth itwas much to paly with my f. we wemnt o luch 
together we had so much in are dipaer  and took of are clothed in was 
just in are in schoool and we got in big trouble of do that we had so 
much fun we sat mean to are teacher in in are dipaer and thwo stuff in 
are dipaers in was so much fun together in are class together andsent 
the night at my house just in are diaper and we so much fun in are 
dipaer went outsid and teeped  other p, house in are diapers i nwas fun 
we get so much to wrae my diaper we had so much fun imn are diaper in 
we got in to fight with other and put in dipaer it was much we got so 
much t. in are diapers and got kick out of school  for a week in our 
diaper mom so mad art was gr. fto i mouth in my dipaer witch i wass ok 
with well mom was at wotk wore my diaper around the house and so much 
fun in my ru naround in my dipaer and mom stay mom with take care of 
her little baby and  watch baby shows allday in dipaer in wasso much 
fun she fed and oput in crib for nap time a love to kick out of  
schoolfor the yr.mom whould take to go shoppig in my diapers for 
cltohes for school went fremot and got levi jeans and shirts and tons 
shorts and when to oshkoshbgosh to give my oshkosh overals in my shorts 
k. o. and sheatsh. for school and jean and f. to and went home and so 
changed my dipaer and went 
had supper and my bed time was 8:00 time for baby go to slep and put a 
pacifer in my mouth  go to sleep in my dipaer to got up and mom and 
changed me and we had b together andto to to school again are kicj out 
date was over but need care beacvuse coughgt help so much i miss and my 
wre back in school with and we so much and tried to stay out troble in 
are dipaer and blake and both wore diaper to school and hange out 
together and to for summer most time go on trips with my diaper mom 
whould changed on trip and put me in a car sit wih my dipaer wentr 
every in my dipaer and it was so much much ware my diaper on trip are 
just at home awore when my freind come and wentr compny over i run 
around in my dipaer like wild man all summer along it the most i had in 
yaers tons a. on the floor mom would get so and d dipaer in my hugggis 
and st. so hard a the n gave good baby and to ware huggis they fit so 
on my bottom and wotre ot school blake and held back e, school most ofg 
are freinds are in 5gr. i was 4 with blake andit so much we wore the 
same dipaer and the same levi jeans to schoool we had so much fun to 
together i love to be held back because a love to wore diaper to school 
with blake we di every to together we had the same bs and selpt in crib 
and both ware are diaper  now we in 5grade still in my diaper and stiil 
my levi jeas to school we had so much fun and mom still put in baby c. 
but still myt big c. to school with had all are class together allyr 
long and now hwe in jrhigh in 6grade ands stiil in dipaer we had so 
much alway my slivertabs jeans with old navy f.shirt and ware the same 
and love to ware dipaer to class in peed in are levis doing math class 
kyle was in are class and worr and levi to so we had hanged to together 
to school and afert schol and sent the night to together at each other 
in are huggis and had pacifer in are muthe and slpet in crib and got 
fed baby food for supper she would changed me and blake and kyle to 
gette we sop much fun doingwe would go trip togethet with kyle;s fam 
and we had so much fun we out oshkosh short and huggis and would ware  
the sme thin so di blake and we so much and we got are dipaer changed 
and so much fun in are dipaer on the trip rode the baby ride together 
we had so much fun and to good back to school in are dipaer my oshkosh 
overals and wore then to school under mt blake and kyle the same and 
try out  pee in diapers during wore pullup under overalls and try fro 
the football tame we mad andwore diaper allseason all and wore 
oshohkosh on awawy games we so and football was over did our homwork 
with are dipaer safter school we had so we much ands peed are pants we 
slo mucj togerther in are dipaer we ahd so fun how 8grade stiil in my 
diaper and kyle and blale t potting trainn bt was not me stil had i in 
my bed at nifgt still wore huggis to school and blake and kyle now 
potting trannin in underware my was stil my at school but tehy still be 
freind blake's  mom down his crib and kyle and stil in diapaer and nto 
pt . so habge to and kick blake out the group for good weand kyle and 
andwoud hange out are after schol doing school hangee so much in 
jrhiight in are dipaer we fun are day at jr, at end now high s, stil in 
diaper and still slep in a crib and wore baby to school and stil had 
pacferi in my mouth and so kyle and sitll are baby cl oth at hight but 
stil are big boy clotheds to school andt all my school and i have 
speech and peed in my dipaer during my speecj a so made went to the n. 
s. to get my diaper changed she put in my oshkoshoverls kiki overlas 
and then went bac kto and my overalls all day andat home stil and a. in 
the house mom d. dipaer em and put back in my cribs and d, dipaer agian 
mom changed on all the trips and wore my dipaer on bus ride to school 
andmom baby cant's drivre whould the bus with levis on mom brought a 
car sit just  like baby a had baby sd, watch to changed my diaper and 
to fed just like baby and watch baby shaow like baby e. all night all 
mom and go t home they piut in my crib and wore my diaper all the at 
home and at school did my diaper in m!  y diaper  it now all day sunday 
was diaperday run around in my dipaer and went bed to go the school and 
on my levie and tshirt under my diaper and kylewore the same thing to 
school to we in choir togehter in we in lots at school and we so much 
together in are levis in are nowe j. stil in are dipaer and are 
overalls during fammer dat in oshkoshbgosh overalls we ahd so much fun 
are class d. and farm s. and wo nhew ahd so much we overalls to school 
and on the hayride and camping trips togethe to play b to together just 
fun are dipaer we wore diaper all are last yr hight schoil witch the 
day of life we so much in are diaper wore dipaer under levi to all of 
are class to to and to luch and thsirt and levi jeasn to school it was 
so much fun still wet the bed and wore diaper to goodnight wore unstil 
in of high out finall  got pt, and nowe grow out ogf of the n it mad  
bette and cna help you ok kurt

You either need to have someone help you write your story, or stop sending multiple submissions ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Continuing to send me multiple versions of your story will result in being added to my auto-delete filters. Thank you for your time, if you have read this.