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Diaper Song Lyrics


Updated on February 7, 2010

Click on the Note icons with each title for MIDI music.

Presented here are my takes on a variety of popular songs from various music genres. As always, I welcome submissions for addition to this section.
Diaperized TitleOriginal TitleOriginal ArtistMIDI MusicTo be sung by
99 Fruit of the Looms99 Red Balloons (Luftballons)Nena Girls
Another Kid in the StallAnother Brick in the WallPink Floyd Boys
Another One Wipes Your ButtAnother One Bites the DustQueen  Girls
Are You Deekerian?Are You Experienced?Jimi Hendrix Boys to other boys
The Ballad of John JunglesThe Ballad of Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies theme)  Anyone
Blinded by the WhiteBlinded by the LightMannfred Mann (originally Bruce Springsteen) Anyone
B.M.FMSteely Dan Boys
The Boys Are Back in DiapersThe Boys Are Back in TownThin Lizzy Girls
Butt Scat LoveMuskrat LoveCaptain and Tennille (covered by America) Anyone
Butts StinkLove StinksThe J. Geil's Band  Boys
Careless WiperCareless WhisperWham! Boys
The ChangerThe GamblerKenny Rogers Girls
Cheap-Ass DiapersCheap SunglassesZZ Top Boys
cloth diapers At NightSunglasses at NightCorey Hart Boys
Cruel SisterCruel SummerBananarama Boys
A Day in the Life of a Diaper BoyA Day in the LifeThe Beatles Boys
Deekerian GirlCinnamon GirlNeil Young Boys
Delbert Don (Contributed)Delta DawnTanya TuckerMIDIMommy
Delbert Don (Contributed)Delta DawnTanya TuckerMIDIMommy
Diaper-Changing GirlsCalifornia GirlsThe Beach BoysMIDIBoys
Diaper Me Tender (Contributed)Love Me TenderElvis Presley Boys
Diapered in the Girls' RoomSmokin' in the Boys' RoomThe Brownsville Station (probably better known from the Motley Crue cover version)MIDIBoys
Diapered SeatDriver's SeatSniff 'n the Tears Boys
Diapered SonBlack Hole SunSoundgarden Mother
DiapersPeachesPresidents Of The United States Of America Boys
Diapers! Diapers! Diapers! (Put Another Layer On)Music! Music! Music! (Put Another Nickel In)Stephan Weiss and Bernie Baum Boys
The Dipe ShowThe Dope ShowMarilyn MansonMIDIBoys
Dirty DiapersDirty LaundryDon Henley Adult male (diaper delivery man)
Dirty White DiapersDirty White BoyForeigner Boys
Disposable DiapersDisposable HeroesMetallica Boys
Disposable Diapers (contributed)Disposable HeroesMetallica Boys
Don't Fear the DiaperDon't Fear the ReaperBlue ÷yster Cult Girls
Don't Poop So Close to MeDon't Stand So Close to MeThe Police Girls
Double DiaperedDouble VisionForeigner Boys
Fellow BedwetterYellow LedbetterPearl Jam Boys
The First Time Ever I Diapered YouThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack Girls
For Your ButtFor Your LoveThe Yardbirds Girls
Forever in DiapersForever in Blue JeansNeil Diamond Boys
Girls Wanna Diaper Boys' ButtsGirls Just Wanna Have FunCyndi LauperMIDIGirls
Heav'ly DiaperedHeavy MetalSammy Hagar Anyone
Height of the DiapersEye of the TigerSurvivorMIDIBoys
He's PoopyShipoopiFrom "The Music Man" Anyone
Hey JoanHey JoeJimi Hendrix Boys (on behalf of girl in parts)
House of the Boys with No PantsHorse With No NameAmerica Anyone
I Fought the LooI Fought the LawThe Bobby Fuller Four (Sonny Curtis) Boys
I Had A Diapered-Up RearIt Was A Very Good YearFrank Sinatra Boys
I Know Boys Don't WipeI Know What Boys LikeThe Waitresses Girls
I Love DiapersI Love OnionsDonald Cochrane/John Hill, sung by Susan Christie Boys
I See a Bathroom on the RightBad Moon on the RiseCreedence Clearwater Revival Boys
I Thank You (For The Diaper Change)I Thank YouZZ Top Boys
I Wanna Snap Your BandsI Wanna Hold Your HandThe Beatles Girls
I Want DiapersI Want CandyBow Wow Wow Boys
I'm Not In PantsI'm Not In Love10CC Boys
IncontinentBlindKorn Boys
It's the Same Old ThongPeachesPresidents Of The United States Of America Boys
Just a Thong for Me to ShowJust a Song Before I GoCrosby, Stills, Nash and Young Girls
Keep Smelling DefecationFascinationThe Human League Girls
Let the Diapers Hit the FloorBodiesDrowning Pool Boys
Let's Diaper Up the BoyLet's Hear It For The BoyDeniece Williams Girls
Living With a Diaper (Contributed)Living in AmericaJames Brown Boys
MotherMotherPink Floyd Boys
My AromaMy SharonaThe Knack Boys
My BonerThe LonerNeil Young Boys
My Diaper's So White, I Gotta Wear ShadesMy Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear ShadesTimbuk 3 Boys
My Kinda DiaperMy Kinda LoverBilly Squier Boys
My Mommy (Contributed)My LoveJustin Timberlake AB Male
Never Gonna Give Them UpNever Gonna Give You UpRick Astley Boys
Nights in White DiapersNights in White SatinThe Moody Blues Boys
Owner of a Poopy ButtOwner of a Lonely HeartYes Boys
PantsLegsZZ TopMIDIBoys
Peeing In a DiaperLeaving On A Jet PlaneJohn Denver Boys
The PooperThe TrooperIron Maiden Boys
Poopin' Out My BacksideLookin' Out My Back DoorCreedence Clearwater Revival Boys
Poopy Butt WiperPaperback WriterThe Beatles Boys
Ricky Don't Use That DiaperRikki Don't Lose That NumberSteely Dan Anyone
Safety PinsSafety DanceMen Without HatsMIDIGirls
Same Old Thong and PantsSame Old Song and DanceAerosmith Anyone
She Laughs Hard 'Cuz It's FunnyShe Works Hard for the MoneyDonna Summer Anyone
Sister SandyMr. SandmanPat Ballard Boys
Smells Like Teen BabiesSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvanaMIDIBoys
The Stinky Smell of Poo PooChattanooga Choo ChooHarry Warren Adult (prob. Female) to boy
Summertime PoosSummertime BluesThe Who, et al Boys
Sweet BriefSweet LeafBlack Sabbath Boys
Takin' Care of ThicknessTakin' Care of BusinessBachman Turner Overdrive Girls
Teenage DiapersBaba OíRiley (Teenage Wasteland)The Who Boys
Thank God I'm A Diaper BoyThank God I'm a Country BoyJohn DenverMIDIBoys
That SmellThat SmellLynyrd Skynyrd Girls
Thick White Padded AssSlick Black CadillacQuiet Riot Boys
ThickenedBlackenedMetallica Boys
Toilet ZoneTwilight ZoneGolden Earring Girls
Treat Me Like a Little Baby (Contributed)Nina, Pretty BallerinaABBA Boys
Unsure of HygieneVentura HighwayAmerica Anyone
Until It LeaksUntil It SleepsMetallica Boys
Up with the ThicknessDown With The SicknessDisturbed Boys
We Are The Diaper BoysWe Are The ChampionsQueen MIDIBoys
We Are The GirlsWe Are The WorldUSA for Africa Girls
We Will Diaper YouWe Will Rock YouQueen  Girls
Welcome to My DiapersWelcome to My NightmareAlice Cooper Boys

Christmas Carols

Diaperized TitleOriginal TitleMIDI MusicTo be sung by
Away in a DiaperAway in a Manger Girls
Brother Got Diapered Up By His SisterGrandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Girls
Brother of the SmellsCarol of the Bells Girls
The Diaper SongThe Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...) Anyone
Diapers We Have Pinned Up HighAngels We Have Heard On High Boys
Dick and BallsDeck the Halls Boys
Do You Smell What I Smell?Do You Hear What I Hear?MIDIGirls and Boys (by part)
Go Put Them on the MountainGo Tell It on the Mountain Boys
Have Yourself A Diapered Little ChristmasHave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Anyone, but mostly by girls
Here Comes Diaper BoyHere Comes Santa Claus Anyone
I Smelled Three ShitsI Saw Three Ships Anyone, but mostly by girls
I'm Dreaming Of Some White DiapersI'm Dreaming Of A White ChristmasMIDIBoys
I'm Gettin' Diapers for ChristmasI'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas Boys
It Came Out Of His Diapered RearIt Came Upon The Midnight ClearMIDIGirls
It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like DiapersIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Girls
It's The Most Diaper-Full Sight on His RearIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Anyone
Let 'Em ShowLet It Snow Anyone
Little Diaper BoyLittle Drummer Boy Girls and Boys (by part)
Phew! The Diaper Boys StinkHark! the Herald Angels Sing Anyone
Randy the Diapered BoyRudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Anyone
Santa Claus is Comin' to TownSanta Claus is Comin' to Town Anyone
Silver PinsSilver Bells Anyone
The Twelve Diapered Days of ChristmasThe Twelve Days of ChristmasMIDIBoys
We Wish You Were Wearing DiapersWe Wish You A Merry Christmas Anyone, but mostly by girls

99 Fruit of the Looms

Sung to "99 Red Balloons (Luftballons)" by Nena (to be sung by girls only)


You and I in a local K-Mart
Buy you more briefs, fill up the cart
See how many you can put on
Do not take them off 'till dawn
Back of your briefs, poop in your underwear
Sends the message that you don't care
How much underwear you don
99 Fruit of the Looms go on

99 Fruit of the Looms go on your little butt
Something smells, I lift your shirt
There's something in there I must assert
It is brown but it's not dirt
It's all runny, looks like Hershey squirts
Your butt's all wet, it is not dry
With 99 Fruit of the Looms pulled up high

99 layers on your seat, makes it hard to beat your meat
I don't worry that laundry day's a flurry,
'Cause your poop's out in a hurry
This is what you're diapered for
Take a look boy, in your undies drawer
Hanging out on the clothesline
99 Fruit of the Looms in the sunshine

99 pairs of underwear
Worn super high and fitting tighter
As I stand there as I lurk,
I see that underwear as diapers work
All your waistbands I've indentified
Some stripes are narrow and some are wide
Come on brother, don't be shy
You look so cute as you go by
Wearing 99 Fruit of the Looms, oh my!

99 pairs that you have worn
In every one there's poop with corn
It's all over and it ain't pretty
All of your underwear is shitty
I'll keep one as a souvenir
Just to prove what's been on your rear
On your butt is Fruit of the Loom
I look at you and watch you go

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Nena/99-Red-Balloons-English-Version-Of-99-Luftballons.html.

Another Kid in the Stall MIDI

Sung to "Another Brick in The Wall, Part II" by Pink Floyd

We don't need no toilet training
We don't need no bowel control
No defecation in the bathroom
Mother, leave those boys alone.
Hey, mother, leave those boys alone!
All in all it's just another kid in the stall.
All in all you're just another kid in the stall.

We don't need no toilet training
We don't need no bowel control
No defecation in the bathroom
Mother, leave those boys alone.
Hey, mother, leave those boys alone!
All in all it's just another kid in the stall.
All in all you're just another kid in the stall.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pink-floyd/108776.html.

Another One Wipes Your Butt

Sung to "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen (to be sung by girls only)

Steve poops stinkily in his pants
With the seat sagging so low
He stands there doing the pee-pee dance
Diapers ready to go

Are ready, are you ready for this
Are you ready to get a diapered seat
Pins and powder ready to go out of the drawer
The diapers unfold on your butt as white as a sheet

Another one wipes your butt
Another one wipes your butt
And another butt wiped, and another butt wiped
Another one wipes your butt

Hey, I'm gonna diaper you
Another one wipes your butt

How do you think I'm going to feel
With your smelly odors gone
I've diapered you and for that I'm glad
To see the diapers that you don

Are you crappy, are you smelling ripe
How long can you stand the reek
Out of the drawer the diapers unfold
You'll be in them for a week

Another one wipes your butt
Another one wipes your butt
Another one wipes your butt
Another one wipes your butt

There are plenty of ways to diaper a boy
And get him to submit
You can rub him
You can scrub him
You can tub him in the bath
And cleanse him of his shit

But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing in my tight blue jeans
Out of the drawer the diapers unfold
Repeating the way that I clean

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/another+one+bites+the+dust_20112678.html.

Are You Deekerian?

Sung to "Are You Experienced?" by Jimi Hendrix

If you can just take off your pants altogether
And then come on over to me
I'll put you in diapers with such a high rise
So you can poop in them and pee
But first, are you Deekerian?
Have you ever been Deekerian?

Well, I am

(Well) I know, I know, you're probably shy
That you're afraid to let your diapers show
But who in your silly little family, (-uh)
Are you trying to prove to that you're
Toilet trained and you're undies are never stained
So- uh, are you Deekerian?
Have you ever been Deekerian?

Well, I am
Uh, let me prove it to you, yeah
Bowel movements and pee I can smell in the distance
You stink but you have no shame
Maybe now you can't smell them,
But you will, ha-ha, if you just
Take a good whiff
Ohhh, but you are Deekerian?
Have you ever been Deekerian?
Not necessarily incontinent, but accident-prone

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=kxrwmhuu.

The Ballad of John Jungles*

*(name of the boy upon whom the story What Might Have Been is based.

Sung to "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" (Beverly Hillbillies theme)

Come and listen to a story about a boy named John
A seventh grade kid with lots of undies on
Then one day I saw him in the nude
All the poop on his butt was a sight rather crude

Crap that is, brown turds, smelly shit.

Well, the next you know he's wearing underwear
Put on a bunch of pairs while everyone else stared
Said, "These are my diapers, wouldn't you like to see?"
So he loaded up his butt and then pooped so casually.

Stools that is, excrement, Lincoln logs.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.sitcomsonline.com/thebeverlyhillbillies.html.

Blinded by the White

Sung to "Blinded by the Light" by Mannfred Mann (originally Bruce Springsteen)

[chorus]: Blinded by the white
His bowels are flowing loose
My brother's got the runs in the night
Blinded by the white
His bowels are flowing loose
My brother's got the runs in the night
Blinded by the white
His bowels are flowing loose
My brother's got the runs in the night (fading)

He's thinks it's such a bummer
He's been in diapers all summer
Acting like a real brat
Takes a dump, covers all his rump
As the boy pumps his diapers full of scat

Diaper folder, diaper holder
Sister's a little older
She's the best changer in this town

For this very reason,
She's seasoned with her pleasin'
She cleaned up her brother's brown

(pickup)
She cleaned up her brother's brown

(chorus)

Diaper changer sister,
When she's gone they miss her
She's got just what it takes
She can handle those odors so strong
Wears a thong, lets her booty shake

Brother Bart cuts a fart,
Was making his butt cheeks part,
Passing gas with such pride
Sister smelled it early
And then she said something surly
Because she needed a place to hide

(pickup)

(chorus)

Bridge: She got him diapered and she never got tired
She's gonna diaper him every night
She's gonna diaper him very tight

(break with soul-stirring solo)

Momma always told me not to poop
Into my underpants
But momma, that's where the fun is

(chop sticks variation)

Sister Joan, all alone,
Picks up the telephone
Invites her friends for a visual feast
Erected bone, hard as stone,
Her brother's diapers shown
That's what girls expect at least

It's his own, makes him moan,
Sitting in the corner
Staring at the girls' pants
And some girl named Sloan heading towards the toilet throne
On the toilet seat her ass plants

(pickup)

(chorus)

(chorus and First Verse)

Now Scott's been caught,
Diapers are what he's got
Now he's got his hide tanned
And some wet spot, an accident it's not
Said daddy within earshot,
His very thought as he strikes his hand

(repeat Verse 2 "diaper changer sister....")

(bridge)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/manfredmann.htm.

B.M.

Sung to "FM" by Steely Dan

Give me my bottle, mamma, that's just fine
Take off my pants, sister, it's my bedtime
The girls care what I have on
Diapers are all that I don
Rising way up past my pelvis
I'm in diapers all night long

Give her a stack of diapers, she'll pad you up nice
Give her cooperation, you'll need not ask her twice
The girls all care tonight
As long as my diapers are tight

B.M. - no leakage at all

Give her a stack of diapers, she'll pad you up nice
Give her cooperation, you'll need not ask her twice
The girls all care tonight
As long as my diapers are white

Give her some funked up music she treats you nice
Feed her some hungry reggae shell love you twice
The girls dont seem to care tonight
As long as the mood is right

B.M. - no leakage at all

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/steely+dan/fm_20130183.html.

The Boys Are Back in Diapers

Sung to "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy

Guess who got put in diapers today
My brotherís toilet training has gone astray
He hasnít changed, in diapers heíll stay
And boy, do I think thatís great

His diapered buttís so big and round
Underneath all that white is lots of brown
Iíll never worry about him putting the toilet seat down
Because heís just so damn lazy

The boys are back in diapers

Toilet training my brother was never taught
He had too many accidents, one too many times caught
He wears many diapers, he sure wears a lot
Those white diapers are really gleaming

You might think his diapers are a disgrace
But I feel his diapers put him in his place
He wonít be in the bathroom taking up space
And believe me, itís for the better

Friday night heíll invite over Bill
Whoís also in diapers to this day still
Seeing their diapered butts will be a big thrill
If the boys want to fill their diapers youíd better let them

As for me, Iíll strut around in a thong
Wave my butt in his face while I sing this song
It wonít be long until heís incontinent
Now that my brotherís diapered again

The boys are back in diapers

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/thin+lizzy/the+boys+are+back+in+town_20136618.html.

Butt Scat Love

Sung to "Muskrat Love" by Captain and Tennille (covered by America) (to be sung by girls or boys)

Butt scat, butt scat, diapers white
Pooping himself in diapers so tight, in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Butt scat oozing, butt scat plan
Pushing out as much poop as he can
Thick like jelly... and it's so smelly

Back to front, when he grunts, poop comes out there
Sticky and icky, he don't care
Stinking to high heaven above
Looks like butt scat love

Dropping large logs, cutting the cheese
Filling his diapers flowing out with ease as he pisses
Pouring out as it hisses
Now he's all messy, rubbing his butt
Diapers on diapers, pins tightly shut as he sits there
Farts as he shits there

Back to front, when he grunts, poop comes out there
Sticky and icky, he don't care
Stinking to high heaven above
Looks like butt scat love

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsdownload.com/the-captain-and-tennille-muskrat-love-lyrics.html.

Butts Stink

Sung to "Love Stinks" by The J. Geil's Band

I wear diapers
Fastened with pins
And when they get dirty
They're tossed in the bin

And on they go
Clean diapers so dry
They're thick in the rear
And they rise up so high

I've had the shits
And here's what I think
One thing's for sure

(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah

The waist is high, the crotch is wide
Your sister's gonna see ya, yes she is
You just can't hide
Your butt is white
And it's quite a sight
Then your butt will shit
It's gonna stink
I don't care what my sisters think
All I can say is

(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah

I've gone through diapers
And I'm sure you'll think
Butts don't smell good at all
Butts stink

(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah
(Butts stink)
Butts stink yeah yeah

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/theweddingsingervol2/lovestinks.htm.

Careless Wiper

Sung to "Careless Whisper" by Wham! (to be sung by boys only)

Please use Desitin for the careless wiper of my rear end
Be gentle on my behind, or I'll have an axe to grind
There's no comfort on my tush
Pain is all I'll find

Should've known better

I feel so tender
As you take my hand and lead me to the changing mat
As you realize when reach between my thighs
Apply the cool rash cream
My penis might get big in size

I'm never gonna wipe myself again
Incompetent hands got no rhythm
It's not so easy to pretend
That I can wipe my own stool

Should've known better than to wipe my rear end
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna wipe myself again
That's why I've turned to you

Please use Desitin for the careless wiper of my rear end
Be gentle on my behind, or I'll have an axe to grind
There's no comfort on my tush
Pain is all I'll find

I'm never gonna wipe myself again
Incompetent hands got no rhythm
It's not so easy to pretend
That I can wipe my own stool

Should've known better than to trust my hand
and waste the chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna wipe myself again
That's why I've turned to you

Never without your touch

Tonight the rash it seems so red
I wish that I could have had you wipe instead
I know it's better that way
Then I wouldn't have this damn rash today

I know that you will do good, Heather
I'm gonna be in diapers forever
But no one's gonna feel sorry for me
Please stay

I'm never gonna wipe myself again
Incompetent hands got no rhythm
It's not so easy to pretend
That I can wipe my own stool

Should've known better than to wipe my rear end
and waste the chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna wipe myself again
That's why I've turned to you

(Now that it's gone) Now that it's gone
(Now that it's gone) Wiping myself was so wrong
That you have to do it from now on

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsdownload.com/wham-careless-whisper-lyrics.html.

The Changer

Sung to "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

On a warm summer evening as I went to a slumber party,
I met up with a changer; we were both too excited to sleep.
So we took turns a'tellin funny stories about our brothers,
'Til boredom overtook us, and she began to speak.

She said, girl, Ive made a life out of diapering boys' asses,
And keeping them all pantsless with thick diapers between their thighs
So if you don't mind me sayin, you'd like to take some classes.
For a taste of your root beer I'll give you some advice.

So I handed her my pop can and she drank down my last swallow.
Then she unwrapped a candy bar and then she turned out the light.
As the night got really quiet, she gave me a big impression,
Said, if you're gonna diaper your brothers, you gotta learn to do it right.

You got to know how to hold them, know how to fold them,
Know when he's constipated and know when he has the runs.
You never count the layers when you're stacking up his diapers,
They'll be time enough for counting when you pat his bum.

Now every changer knows that the secret to domination
Is knowing when to change him and when to leave him be.
'Cause every diaper's a stinker, every boy is a pooper,
And the best that you can hope for are diapers full of poop and pee.

So when she'd finished speaking, she turned back towards her pillow.
Finished up her candy bar and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness, the changer, she was dreaming.
And in her somnolent words she became a friend that I could keep.

You got to know how to hold them, know how to fold them,
Know when he's constipated and know when he has the runs.
You never count the layers when you're stacking up his diapers,
They'll be time enough for counting when you pat his bum.

You got to know how to hold them, know how to fold them,
Know when he's constipated and know when he has the runs.
You never count the layers when you're stacking up his diapers,
They'll be time enough for counting when you pat his bum.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kenny+rogers/the+gambler_20077886.html.

Cheap-Ass Diapers

Sung to "Cheap Sunglasses" by ZZ Top

When you get up in the morning and you find you've wet your bed
The first thing you do is wash the sheets and the bedspread
You hit the streets a-running and get to the store all hyper
And go get yourself some cheap-ass diapers
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Put them on my body and I wore them through the night
They looked really cute on me and they fit me kind of tight
They padded up my butt and that's because I'm a bad wiper
Thank God for me I had on my cheap-ass diapers

No go out and get yourself some low-priced store-brand name
They're just as good as the big brands and they will work the same
The choice is up to you at those times when you smell riper
Soiled underwear or cheap-ass diapers
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/z/zz+top/cheap+sunglasses_20149175.html

Cloth Diapers At Night

Sung to "Sunglasses at Night" by Corey Hart

I wear my cloth diapers at night
So I can, so I can
Lie in bed and pee
Keep my mattress and sheets dry
And I wear my cloth diapers at night
So I can, so I can
Enjoy the feeling between my thighs

While she's changing me
She always uses Curity
She has got control of me
I turn to her and say

Be a butt wiper
On the boy in diapers, oh yes
Don't get too hyper
With the boy in diapers, oh yes
I can believe it
I'm smelling riper
I'm a boy in diapers, oh yes

And I wear my cloth diapers at night
So I can, so I can
Play my game with no shame as I came
And I wear my cloth diapers at night
So I can, so I can
See the white that's right between my thighs

While she's changing me
She always uses Curity
She has got control of me
I turn to her and say

Be a butt wiper
On the boy in diapers, oh yes
Don't get too hyper
With the boy in diapers, oh yes
I can believe it
I'm smelling riper
I'm a boy in diapers, oh yes

Oh, I say I wear my cloth diapers at night
I wear my cloth diapers at night
I wear my cloth diapers at night
I say it to you now
I wear my cloth diapers at night
I wear my cloth diapers at night
I wear my cloth diapers at night
I say to you
I wear my cloth diapers at night
I wear my cloth diapers at night

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/corey_hart/sunglasses_at_night.html

Cruel Sister

Sung to "Cruel Summer" by Bananarama (to be sung by boys only)

Thick diapers
And the contents are stinking
I sit around

Trying to smile but
The air is so heavy and foul

Strange things I am feeling
Beneath plastic pants waistbands

Too messy for comfort

These diapers have got
Too smelly to stand

(Chorus)

She's a cruel, cruel sister
Leaving me here, not been changed
She's a cruel, cruel sister
Now she's gone

My diapers are dirty
My sister's away
And I'm on my own

To messy to handle
So I got to get up and change

(Chorus)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bananarama/cruel+sommer_20175772.html.

A Day in the Life of a Diaper Boy

Sung to "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles

I wet my pants today, oh boy
I wish the wet spot would hurry up and fade
And though this made me kind of sad
My sister she just had to laugh
She saw the photograph

I pooped my pants while in the car
Mom said when we get home I will be changed
At home all of my sisters stared
They'd seen this all before
Mom then sent my two sisters off to where the diapers were stored

I'll get diapered today, oh boy
How many layers, eight, nine, ten or more?
And then my pants gone thrown away
A crowd of girls came over my way
And they just had to look
Many photos they took
My diapers turn me on

Having read the book
I love to turn you on.

Woke up, got out of bed
My diapers weighed as much as lead
Found my way downstairs and woke my sister up
As she woke up she told me to sit and wait
She told me to get down on the mat
When she was done she gave my butt a pat
Found my way upstairs to let my dirty diapers soak
Phew!

I'll get changed again today, oh boy
Four bowel movements after wetting just prior
And though the poops were rather small
I had to count them all
Now I know just how much poop it takes to reach my balls
My diapers turn me on

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/a+day+in+the+life_10026556.html

Deekerian Girl

Sung to "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young (to be sung by boys only)

I wish my sis were a Deekerian girl
I could be happy the rest of my life
With a Deekerian girl.

She diapers me thickly, pins them on me so tight
Stacks them together, she does the job right
My Deekerian girl.

Ten white cloth diapers, my butt has a bulge
Soft cotton fibers, I always indulge
Thanks, Deekerian girl

She diapers me thickly, pins them on me so tight
Stacks them together, she does the job right
My Deekerian girl.

Sister, please change me now
Make it your solemn vow
To keep me out of pants
While in your blue jeans you prance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/neil+young/cinnamon+girl_20099310.html.

Delbert Don (Contributed) MIDI

Sung to "Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker


Delbert Don whats that diaper you have on
Could it be your pamper from days gone by
And did I hear you say your mommy was coming today
To take you to the changing table to lie

He's 41 and he still pretends he's a baby
All the folk around his brown stains think he's crazy
Cause he walk down town with a diaper in his hand
looking for that mysterious diaper changing stand

He's was once a young boy who had to pee
When he could not hold it, it ran down his knee
His pants were wet and there he cried
Because his mommy now diapered his hide

----------------------------------------------------------
Delbert Don whats that diaper you have on
Could it be your pamper from days gone by
And did I hear you say your mommy was coming today
To take you to the changing table to lie

Repeat bottom half over and over about 6 or 7 times.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/tucker-tanya/delta-dawn-9289.html.

Delbert Don (Contributed) MIDI

Sung to "Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker

Delbert Don what's that diaper you have on
Could it be a saggy pampers from changes denied
And did I hear you say that your mommy was meeting you today
To take you to that changing station way up high

He's 4 plus 1 and his mommy treats him like a baby
Everyone in Brownsville thinks he's crazy
cause his walks downtown with a baby bottle in his hand
Waiting to be taken to that diaper changing stand

In his younger days they called him baby Don
The littlest diaper baby you ever laid eyes on
Then a fever of high degrees
made delbert poop run down his knees

(End with over and over again)

Delbert Don Whats that diaper you have on
could it be a saggy diaper from changes denied
and did I hear you say your mommy was meeting today
to take you to that diaper changing way up high...

X5 or more

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/tucker-tanya/delta-dawn-9289.html.

Diaper-Changing Girls MIDI

Sung to "California Girls" by the Beach Boys

The girls I know are toilet trained
They wear such skimpy underwear
And the girls who choose to wear their thongs
They might as well just go bare

Every family's daughters
Make their clean butts quite a sight
And the girls who have little brothers at home
They keep their butts diapered up white

I wish they all could be diaper-changing girls
Wish they all could be diaper-changing
I wish they all could be diaper-changing girls

My sisters wear their blue jeans
Levi's, Guess and other brands
But all I wear are diapers so thick
And plastic pants with a tight waistband

I been all around in my diapers
Where all kinds of girls have seen me
No matter where I go the girls just want to
Change my diapers full of poop and pee

I wish they all could be diaper-changing girls
Wish they all could be diaper-changing
I wish they all could be diaper-changing girls

Wish they all could be diaper-changing
Girls, girls, girls, diaper-changing
(repeat both to fade)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/californ.htm.

Diaper Me Tender (Contributed)

Sung to "Love Me Tender" by Elvis Presley

Diaper me tender,
diaper me sweet,
never let me wear pants.
Diapers have made my life complete,
and I love them so.

Diaper me tender,
diaper me true,
all my diapers get filled.
Oh my Diapers I love them,
and I always will.

Diaper me tender,
diaper me thick,
in them I don't just fart.
Extra padding does the trick,
and they warm my heart.

Diaper me tender,
diaper my rear,
please powder my behind.
I don't want diaper rash for years,
not even till bed time.

(When at last my dreams come true
Wearing diapers this I know
People will point and laugh at me
Everywhere I go).

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elvis+presley/love+me+tender_20049149.html.

Diapered in the Girls' Room MIDI

Sung to "Smokin' in the Boys' Room" by The Brownsville Station (probably better known from the Motley Crue cover version)

How you doin' out there? You ever seem to have one of those days
where you're stuck with your sister while she's shopping all day
and you need to get her away from those boring clothing stores? Well,
you know, she used to do this to me all the time. But I found a
way to get her out of them. Let me tell you about it!

Sittin' in my diapers, so full that they sag
The odors coming from them will surely make her gag
When my sister checks me I know it's my cue
Gonna have her change me and wipe up all my poo

Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Sister, please wipe me and clean up my stools
Everybody knows that boys are toilet-hating fools

Wiping off my balls making sure to clean my rear
Changing me in the stall- just my sis and bros are here
My brothers Nick, Mick and Paul
Getting diapers changed in the girls' room at the mall

Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Sister, please wipe us and clean up our stools
Everybody knows that boys are toilet-hating fools

She took us back to the boring clothes store
Waited around all day and we got bored
All of us boys pooped our diapers full of brown
Two hours later, you know where we were found

Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Sister, please wipe us and clean up our stools
Everybody knows that boys are toilet-hating fools

Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Sister, please wipe us and clean up our stools
Everybody knows that boys are toilet-hating fools

One more time!

Diapered in the girls room
Diapered in the girls room
Sister, please wipe us and clean up our stools
Everybody knows that boys are toilet-hating fools

Original lyrics can be found at http://ntl.matrix.com.br/pfilho/html/lyrics/s/smokin_in_the_boys_room.txt.

Sung to "Driver's Seat Lyrics" by Sniff 'n the Tears (to be sung by boys only)

Pooping all night.
I'm filling up my diapers on me so tight.
Pooping all day.
Babysitter's coming my way.

Jenny was sweet.
Shows a smile for the boy she sees.
"You're stinky, oh my!
But soon I will have you clean and dry."

She said, "Phew!" (She said, "Phew!")
Smell has its way to get to you.
"What can I do? (what can I do?)
To clean your butt of all your poo?"

She's fast and neat.
Getting changed by Jenny's quite a treat.
She does the deed.
Then she pats me on my diapered seat.

Diapered seat, oohoo, diapered seat, yeah

Pooping all night.
I'm filling up my diapers on me so tight.
Pooping all day.
Babysitter's coming my way.

Diapered seat, oohoo, diapered seat, yeah

Jenny was sweet.
She does the deed.
She's fast and neat, she's fast, she's fast.
She's fast and neat, babysitter's coming my way.

Diapered seat, oohoo, diapered seat, yeah
Diapered seat, oohoo, diapered seat, yeah
Diapered seat...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.metrolyrics.com/drivers-seat-lyrics-sniff-n-the-tears.html.

Diapered Son MIDI

Sung to "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

In my house
Wears no clothes
In diapers
As they all show
On his rear
In his crotch
My son
The little dear

Soiled-up seat
Poopy stench
'Neath the diapers
His butt smells bad
Take a whiff
Through the plies
And I'll smell him
Shit again

Diapered son
Don't become
Grown-up and toilet trained
Diapered son
Don't become
Don't become

Urinating
Warm and damp
Your diapers are
Tightly pinned
Toilets gone
For diapered boys
And always
For so long
For my sake

Your diapers
White as sheep
And your youth
I pray to keep
But what a stench!
Phew! Hoo wee!
No one stinks
Like you
Anymore

I have said
Diapered dear,
I'll keep you diapered
Year after year

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/soundgarden/black+hole+sun_20128204.html.

Diapers

Sung to "Peaches" by Presidents Of The United States Of America (to be sung by boys only)

Never put on undies,
Gonna wear a lot of diapers
Never put on undies,
Gonna wear a lot of diapers
Never put on undies,
Gonna wear a lot of diapers
Never put on undies,
Gonna wear a lot of diapers

Diapers come from my Aunt Jan
Better than any brand
From a factory downtown
If I had my little way
I'd wear diapers every day
White and thick bulges on parade

Take a smelly crap and then take a piss
Wearing diapers is such bliss
Come and change me, sister
Go stick your finger down inside
Lots of room for pee and poop to hide
Thick diapers on my butt pulled up so high

Millions of diapers, diapers for me
Millions of diapers, diapers for free

Look out!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/presidents+of+the+united+states+of+america/peaches_20110543.html.

Diapers! Diapers! Diapers! (Put Another Layer On)

Sung to "Music! Music! Music! (Put Another Nickel In)" by Stephan Weiss and Bernie Baum

Put another layer on
On my smelly poopy butt
All I want is enjoying my
DIAPERS! DIAPERS! DIAPERS!

I'll pee in them and I'll poo
And then I'll stink and smell, pee-yew!
All I want is a big thick bunch of
DIAPERS! DIAPERS! DIAPERS!

Thicker, sis make them thicker!
The nicest part of any diaper
Is when you're so heavily diapering me

Put another layer on
On my smelly poopy butt
All I want is enjoying my
DIAPERS! DIAPERS! DIAPERS!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.mixed-up.com/lyrics/round/quicksteppin/.

The Dipe Show MIDI

Sung to "The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson

The diapers make our butts look like marshmallows
We love our brothers in diapers, they're our fellows
Girls and sisters, wearing pants they don't allow
Not today, no pants for tomorrow

We're all boys now in the dipe show
We're all boys now in the dipe show

[Chorus:]

There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want your diapers high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you with a diapered behind

We're all boys now in the dipe show
We're all boys now in the dipe show

[x2]

They diaper you and give no pants for cover
They diaper you and then diaper your brother

The diapers they say are made in California
We love your butt
We'd really like to diaper you
The girls and sisters make good-looking models
I'm diapered today
Who will diaper me up tomorrow?

[Chorus]

[x2]

They diaper you and give no pants for cover
They diaper you and then diaper your brother
They'll leave you with a diapered behind

We're all boys now in the dipe show
We're all boys now in the dipe show

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/thedopeshow.html.

Dirty Diapers

Sung to "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley (song is about a diaper delivery service man)

I make my living off of little boys' poos
Just give me something-something a boy has used
Diapers over toilets he'll choose
We take dirty diapers

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I'd rather supply diapers for boys far and near
Show me what came from his rear
Give us dirty diapers

Diaper 'em all up
Take their pants down
Diaper 'em all up
Take their pants down
Diaper 'em all up
Take their pants down
Diaper 'em all up
Diaper 'em all around

We got the bubble-butted blonde kid who's
Still in diapers at five
His mom will tell you how toilet training
Made him cry
It's interesting when parents stop by
To give us dirty diapers

Ask mothers across the nation,
Your son wet his bed yet?
You know, the boys in those families got a
Final threat
Diapered all the time? you bet!
They wear dirty diapers

You dont really need to train them, just keep their diapers on
You dont really want to train them, the battle for diapers won
Just leave your little boys alone
In their dirty diapers

Diaper 'em all up
Take their pants down
Diaper 'em all up
Take their pants down

Diaper 'em all up
Take their pants down
Diaper 'em all up
Diaper 'em all around

Dirty little diapers
Dirty little boys

We got our dirty little diapers, though the smell annoys
They will use all their little ploys
To wear dirty diapers

Don't throw them out the window
Just toss them in the bin
We'll pick them up and you'll get clean ones again
Toilet training boys is sin!
Give us dirty diapers!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/don+henley/dirty+laundry_20042033.html.

Dirty White Diapers

Sung to "Dirty White Boy" by Foreigner

Hey sister, I've just made some brown,
I know you'll change me sometime today

Are you worried what your friends see?
Will it ruin your reputation changin' me?

'Cause I'm in dirty white diapers
Yeah, in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers

I don't sit on no toilet seat
Never torn off a bathroom tissue sheet
You know my diapers are full of poo
You don't care about the smell, do you?

I'm just in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers

Well, I'm in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers, yeah,
Dirty white diapers
In dirty white diapers

I've been in diapers since I don't know when
I'm in diapers now, and I know somehow I'll never wear pants again

I have a boner, hard as a stone
Every night I jack off and I sigh and moan

'Cause I'm in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers, yeah,
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
I'm in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers

C'mon, C'mon diapers
Dirty white diapers, white diapers
Dirty white diapers,
I'm in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers

Hey, I'm in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers, yeah,
I'm in dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers
Dirty white diapers, yeah

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/foreigner/dirty+white+boy_20054854.html.

Disposable Diapers

Sung to "Disposable Heroes" by Metallica

Poop fills the diapers I wear, stuck on my rear end
No one's here to change me now, sister's gone out with friends
Running all throughout the house, running down the hall
When will my sister come back
From the shopping mall?

Diaper boy, spend my day
Sitting as I smell
Half past one, have the runs
I'm dirty, can't you tell?
Diapers filled, all I wear
In diapers I stay
Poopy rear, smells like death
Change me now, okay?!

Back to the front
Poop-covered, all the way from the
Back to the front
I will die, if not changed, I'm poopy
Back to the front
My sister
My changer
My sibling

Stinking of soiled diaper attire, it's nothing to me now
Smelling of my poop that sticks, I'm used to it somehow
More a boy, more diapers I wear, one of Deeker's friends
Poop fills the diapers I wear
Padding my rear end

Diaper boy, spend my day
Sitting as I smell
Half past one, have the runs
I'm dirty, can't you tell?
Diapers filled, all I wear
In diapers I stay
Poopy rear, smells like death
Change me now, okay?!

Back to the front
Poop-covered, all the way from the
Back to the front
I will die, if not changed, I'm poopy
Back to the front
My sister
My changer
My sibling

Why, am I stinking?
Phew, it stinks here
I, sit here thinking
Smell, smell my rear
I was born for pooping!

Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say
Had no chance to train myself, kept diapered all day
Looking back I realize, my fate as my mom's son
Left to enjoy my only friend
Of diapers on my bum

Diaper boy, spend my day
Sitting as I smell
Half past one, have the runs
I'm dirty, can't you tell?
Diapers filled, all I wear
In diapers I stay
Poopy rear, smells like death
Change me now, okay?!

Back to the front
Poop-covered, all the way from the
Back to the front
I will die, if not changed, I'm poopy
Back to the front
My sister
My changer
My sibling

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/masterofpuppets.html#5

Disposable Diapers (contributed)

Sung to "Disposable Heroes" by Metallica (to be sung by boys only)

Diapers fill the cans I see, thirsty diapers end
Soaked up everything they could, Tena or Depend
Worn for loads of poop to hold, made to take it all
Soaking up great floods of pee
Absorbing 'till they fall

[Chorus:]

Diapered bum, plastic clad
Crinkling diaper shell
From solid ones to liquid runs,
holding all but smell
Made to fill, fun to wear
Great for use or play
Fill it up, Throw it Out
For trash to take away

From Back to the front
It will wick it away, soak away
Back to the front
It will hold all your crap, let her fly
Back to the front
You're flooding
You're crapping
It's sagging

[End Chorus]

Farting as you loose your bowels, your butt is bulging now
Urine trickling down your skin, gel swells and holds somehow
More loose stool, more urine floods, swollen crotch descends
Crystals turn to yellowed gel
The swelling never ends

[Chorus]

Wow, it's still holding
Fill, have no fear
Soil, soak and mess it
Change time is near x2

It was made for soaking

All pooped out and swollen gels, lasted near a day
Rolled right in upon itself, landfill home to stay
Picking up a diaper new, taping one by one,
Fresh and dry, yet bulky still
The soaking has begun

[Chorus]

{From Back to the front}x5.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/masterofpuppets.html#5.

Don't Fear the Diaper

Sung to "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue ÷yster Cult

All the boys have undone
Toilet training, now it's gone
Steven doesn't fear the diaper
Nor do Jim, Brian or Shane... you can be like they are
Come on brother...don't fear the diaper
Brother take a piss...don't fear the diaper
Come on, give 'em a try...don't fear the diaper
Brother, I'm your sis...

Valerie has begun
Diapering boys is her fun
Ronald and the toilet
Separated for eternity...Ronald and the toilet
40,000 more boys in diapers everyday...seperated from the toilet
40,000 more boys in diapers everyday...redefine boyhood
Another 40,000 boys everyday...you can be like they are
Come on brother...don't fear the diaper
Brother take off your pants...don't fear the diaper
You should give them a try...don't fear the diaper
Brother, it's your chance...

Diapers are on your bum
So many I don't know the sum
Come on and feel the thickness
It's so clear you think they're fun
You look the way that they look upon your rear
You stand and look at your butt in the mirror
I came on in and I appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on brother...you shall have no fear
I diapered you and pulled them up high
You look cute in them don't be shy, you've become like they are
I've taken your pants. you've become like they are
Come on brother...don't fear the diaper

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/blue+%C3%96yster+cult/the+reaper_20309452.html.

Don't Poop So Close to Me

Sung to "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by The Police


Young sister, the sibling
It's a girl's fantasy
She wants her, big brother
To wear diapers badly

Inside her, there's hoping
This girl is filled with rage
She's tired of smelling him
His sister's half his age

Don't poop, don't poop so
Don't poop so close to me

Her friends are so amused
You know how most girls laugh
Sometimes it's just too much to
Expect boys to take a bath

As-phx-y- ee-a-tion
So bad it makes her gag
Wet trousers, she's looking
At how his back seat sags

Don't poop, don't poop so
Don't poop so close to me

Loose bowels in his rectum
He just lets the turds fly
Strong odors from his bum
He is not diapered, why?!

It's no use, he's hopeless
His toilet training's gone
He should just wear diapers
And have no pants to don

Don't poop, don't poop so
Don't poop so close to me

Don't poop, don't poop so
Don't poop so close to me

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/police/don't+stand+so+close+to+me_20110096.html.

Double Diapered MIDI

Sung to "Double Vision" by Foreigner

My diaper's dirty, I need one that's clean
It's the biggest mess that I've seen

This time I had a good dump, ain't got time to wait,
I wanna stick around for my sister Kate

Feel my butt, I'm double-diapered
No way to hide that I'm double-diapered
Phew, when the smell gets through to me,
It's always poo to me
My double diapers are the best for me

Flooding my diapers, I really peed
My urine is flowing but my bowels are in the lead
Tonight's the night I push my diapers to the limit
I fill up my diapers in a single minute

Feel my butt, I'm double-diapered
No way to hide that I'm double-diapered
Phew, when the smell gets through to me,
It's always poo to me
My double diapers are the best for me!

Phew, double diapered,
I need to be double-diapered
Phew, the smell will knock you dead
It will knock you dead.

Phew, I get my double diapers
Phew, wearing double, double,
Double diapers

Phew, oh my double diapers
Phew, double diapers
Yeah-ah, I get
Double diapers,
Phew ...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/foreigner/double+vision_20054887.html.

Fellow Bedwetter

Sung to "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam (to be sung by boys or girls)

In diapers
On a bed a boy sat
Then she said he should be diapered again
Once I saw him with a bunch of diapers on
And in his diapers he'll pee them again... yeah

On a weekend he'll be diapered all day, yeah ...
And she called and she said that she wants what she said,
And then she called out again
And the reason oughta leave him dry I know
I said I don't know whether
He wears boxers or wears briefs

Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Over his butt
But they don't hide
I see them round the front side yeah
And I know why he's dressed that way...

Makes her laugh

Ooooh I see
I don't know theres something else
i wanna tell him it's okay
Oh I said I don't, I don't know whether he wears boxers or wears briefs
Ah yeah ehh....
Can you see them
Over his butt
But they don't hide
I see them round the front side yeah
And I know why he's dressed that way...
Why he's dressed that way (2x)
I know
I know why
Oh... yeah... oooh...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pearl+jam/yellow+ledbetter_20106395.html.

The First Time Ever I Diapered You MIDI

Sung to "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack (to be sung by girls only)

The first time ever I diapered you
I brought the layers between your thighs
The thick white plies of cloth are what you crave

They fit you, they're just your size, my bro
They fit you, they're just your size

The first time ever I wiped your butt
And smelled the poop from your behind
Like the rumbling fart and a stinky turd
That was there at my nose, my bro
That was there at my nose

And the first time ever I diapered you
So gleaming white, bright enough to blind
And I know your poop will fill the seat
And will stay till the next change, my bro
It will stay till the next change, my bro

The first time ever I diapered your butt, your butt,
Your butt, your butt

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lf34.shtml.

For Your Butt

Sung to "For Your Love" by The Yardbirds

For your butt
For your butt
For your butt

I'd give you diapers,
Diapers galore that's for sure
For your butt
I'd bring you plastic pants and pins
Right from the store

For your butt

To diaper you good and tight,
I'll give you diapers pure snowy white
Double layers, full-rise height,
Make you wear them day and night

For your butt
For your butt
For your butt

For your butt, for your butt
Stick the pins in and keep them shut
For your butt, for your butt
I would diaper you for all your boyhood

I'd give you a diaper factory
If I had one to give
For your butt
Then you'd wear only diapers
In each day that you live
For your butt

Original lyrics can be found at http://lyrics.duble.com/lyrics/Y/the-yardbirds-lyrics/the-yardbirds-for-your-love-lyrics.htm.

Forever in Diapers

Sung to "Forever in Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond

My butt stinks
And it farts and it poops
And it sure smells
As long as I can have diapers on me
I'd much rather be
Forever in diapers

Diapers are thick
And they sure feel so good next to my dick
And if you'll diaper me
I'd like to say
I'd rather stay
Forever in diapers

So thick and white
So high and tight on my butt
All alone in my room
Nothing to wear on my derriere
But diapers and plastic pants

My butt stinks
And it farts and it poops
And it sure smells
As long as I can have diapers on me
I'd much rather be
Forever in diapers

Diapers are thick
And they sure feel so good next to my dick
And if you'll diaper me
I'd like to say
I'd rather stay
Forever in diapers

So thick and white
So high and tight on my butt
All alone in my room
Nothing to wear on my derriere
But diapers and plastic pants

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/neil-diamond/98898.html.

Girls Wanna Diaper Boys' Butts MIDI

Sung to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper

I come home from school, three P.M.
My mother says, "Your brother's had another B.M."
Oh mother dear, I get to wipe clean his nuts,
'Cuz girls, we diaper boys' butts.
Oh girls, we diaper boys' butts.

Brother poops in the middle of the night
Into his thick diapers on his butt so very white
Oh brother dear, the stinky farts that you cut,
Us girls, we diaper boys' butts.
Oh girls, we diaper boys' butts.

That's what we do so well
Diaper boys' butts
In our blue jeans we strut
Girls- we diaper boys' butts
Oh girls, we diaper boys' butts.

Some boys take a big smelly dump
And hide it away in diapers that cover their rumps
I want to be the one to pin his diapers shut
Oh girls, we diaper boys' butts.
Oh girls, we diaper boys

That's what we do so well
Diaper boys' butts
In our blue jeans we strut
Girls- we diaper boys' butts
Oh girls, we diaper boys' butts.
We diaper boys' butts,
We diaper boys' butts...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.songfacts.com/detail.lasso?id=667.

Heav'ly Diapered

Sung to "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar (to be sung by anyone)

Little boys in diapers
Peeing in the dead of the night
Their butts, they smell riper
When they poop their diapers so white

50 ounces of a boy's pee
And he's pushing overload
But white layers is all that she sees
Hiding all the poop they can hold
Reachin' overload
About to explode

It's your one way keeping them in line
Call them heav'ly diapered
Thicker than thick, lookin' just fine
Call them heav'ly diapered
Domination by a sister who's turned nine
Call them heav'ly-diapered boys

White diapers so thick
Making her sisterly pledge
She diapers up all the boys
Yea, it gives her quite an edge

She gets more diapers from the attic
That she and her mama had made
She's a Deekerian fanatic
Her zeal, it doesn't fade
Seeing boy parts displayed
Diapered butts on parade

It's your one way keeping them in line
Call them heav'ly diapered
Thicker than thick, lookin' just fine
Call them heav'ly diapered
Domination by a sister who's turned nine
Call them heav'ly-diapered boys

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/sammy+hagar/heavy+metal_20222010.html.

Height of the Diapers MIDI

Sung to "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

Rising up-- high up my back
In my diapers, took a big dump
Screwed toilet training and I took off my pants
Just a boy and his will to defy

So many times, it happens to boys,
You trade your pants in for diapers,
Don't lose your right to keep diapers on your ass
Keep them pinned tight to keep them up high

It's the height of my diapers
It's how they're pinned up so tight
Rising up high to cover up my navel
And my thong-clad big sister
Sneaks behind me each night and she's staring and laughing
At the height of my diapers

Butt to back, white as a sheet
Pinned up tight, staying up high
She stacks the layers and she pads up my seat
My sister has the skills to diaper

(* REPEAT)

Rising up-- high up my back
On my butt, that's my story
Screwed toilet training and I'm not going back
Just a boy and his will to defy

(* REPEAT)

Original lyrics can be found at http://album.lyricsfreak.com/s/survivor/eye+of+the+tiger_20010521.html.

He's Poopy

Sung to "Shipoopi" from "The Music Man" (to be sung by anyone)

Well, a boy who is toilet trained late
Is usually quite fussy.
And a boy who can't figure the potty out
Will make his parents cussy.

But a boy whose underwear is browned
Pants not allowed! Pull 'em to the ground!
He's the boy whose diaper-bound! That boy!

He's poopy!
He's poopy!
He's poopy!

And he's also wet!

He's poopy!
He's poopy!
He's poopy!

Does not use the toilet!

Spank his bottom 'till he's hurtin'!
He'll stay in his diapers, that's for certain!
His butt's sore, but grant him pardon
Cuz' diapers galore
Will give him a hardon.

Oh, hey, he's a pro-"potty foe"
Foe tee pot pro a he's hey oh

He's poopy!
He's poopy!
He's poopy!

Take a picture when he isn't lookin'
He's in diapers, you ain't mistookin'
He's in diapers, ain't that super!
He's no self-butt-wiper but he's quite a pooper,

Oh, hey, he's a pro-"potty foe"
Foe tee pot pro a he's hey oh

He's poopy!
He's poopy!

And he's also wet!

He's poopy!
He's poopy!
He's poopy!

Does not use the toilet!

He's poopy, he's poopy, he's poopy!
And he's also wet!
He's poopy, he's poopy, he's poopy!
Does not use the toilet!

He's poopy!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/musicman/shipoopi.htm.

Hey Joan

Sung to "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix

Hey Joan,
uh, where you goin' with that diaper in your hand?
Hey Joan,
I said where you goin' with that diaper in your hand? Alright

I'm goin' down to diaper my little brother
you know, I caught him messin' and pissin' his pants, yeah
I'm goin' down to diaper my little brother
you know I caught him messin' and pissin' his pants,
Phew, and I smell his stool!

Uh, Hey Joan
I heard you diapered your brother up, you diapered him up, now
H-hey Joan
I said I heard you diapered your brother up,
You diapered him up and took his pants down,... yeah

Yes I did, I diapered him
You know I caught him messin' his pants full of brown
Uh-yes I did, I diapered him
You know, I caught my little brother messin' his pants
And then I took off his pants,
I DIAPERED HIM!

Woo
Ah...Hey Joan, alright
Diaper him one more time again, girl

yeah
Ah, diaper him
Ah
Ah, ... Ooo, alright

Hey Joan, said now
uh-who you gonna diaper now?
Who you gonna diaper now?
Hey Joan, I said
who you gonna diaper now?
Who you, who you gonna diaper?
Well, diaper him!

I'm gonna diaper every boy
Every boy I see today
Alright!
I'm gonna diaper every boy
Every boy that I see
Ain't no boy gonna escape from me

Ain't no boy gonna,
he ain't gonna escape from me
You better believe it right now! I gotta diaper him now
Hey, h-hey Joan,
you better pull his pants down
Goodbye, every boy's pants, now!
Hey, hey-hey Joan, uhh,
Pull 'em down!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jimi+hendrix/hey+Joe_10149656.html.

House of the boys with No Pants

Sung to "Horse With No Name" by America

At the first part of the evening
I was looking at all the kids
There were boys and girls with toys and things
And the smells that diapers bring

The first kids I met were a girl with a smile
And a boy with no pants
The stench was bad and the house was full
And the air was full of smell

I've been to the house of the boys with no pants
It felt good to be out of their room
In their bedroom you will see Fruit of the Loom
Worn in multiples just like diapers I presume
La, la...

After two hours in the big household
The boys were diapered after being fed
After three hours in the same household
The girls went to the toilet instead
The story I was told of the boys young and old
Was that they all wore diapers to bed

You see, I've been to the house of the boys with no pants
It felt good to be out of their room
In their bedroom you will see Fruit of the Loom
Worn in multiples just like diapers I presume
La, la...

After midnight they finally went to sleep
Not a sound, not even a peep
There were boys and girls with toys and things
And the smells that diapers bring
This household was a place where kids ran around
In the downstairs and the upstairs above
The smell was shitty from boys' diapers all brown
It's a job that you just gotta love

You see, I've been to the house of the boys with no pants
It felt good to be out of their room
In their bedroom you will see Fruit of the Loom
Worn in multiples just like diapers I presume
La, la...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/america/a+horse+with+no+name_20007105.html

I Fought the Loo

Sung to "I Fought the Law" by The Bobby Fuller Four (Sonny Curtis)

I got thick diapers on... how fun!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I like to have diapers on.., my bum!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!

I refused potty training and I was so bad
I gave my parents a good run
Got spanked by my mom and then...by dad
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!

(Instrumental Break)

Filled my pants till they..,weighed a ton
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!

Don't miss the toilet it was... no fun!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!

I refused potty training and I was so bad
I gave my parents a good run
Got spanked by my mom and then...by dad
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!
I fought the loo and, he he, I won!

Original lyrics can be found at http://artists.letssingit.com/bobby-fuller-four-i-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won-fx4r9mq.

I Had A Diapered-Up Rear

Sung to "It Was A Very Good Year" by Frank Sinatra

When I was seven years old
I had a diapered-up rear
I had a diapered-up rear for babysitter girls
Who changed my diapers soft and white
And pinned them very tight
All that poop they could hold
When I was seven years old

When I was ten and one
I had a diapered-up rear
I had a diapered-up rear for neighborhood girls
Who'd stand there and stare
At my thick underwear
It was so much fun
When I was ten and one

When I was ten and five
I had a diapered-up rear
I had a diapered-up rear for classmate girls
Who were in their teens
Their thong-clad butts so clean
Teased my young sex drive
When I was ten and five

But now my youth has grown short
But I still have a diapered up rear
I'm still diapered all the time
White as shells of eggs
Billowing out above my legs
I have a diapered-up rear
I've had a messy diapered rear

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/it+was+a+very+good+year_20056372.html.

I know Boys Don't Wipe

Sung to "I Know What Boys Like" by The Waitresses (to be sung by girls only)

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
I know boys smell ripe
I've got a clean tush

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
I see them pooping

I make them want pants
I like to tease them
They want just one chance
I never let them

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
I know boys smell ripe, boys
Like, my brother

But you, you're special
I might let you
You're so much different
I might let you
Mmmmm would you like that
I might let you

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
I know boys smell ripe
I smell what's on their behinds

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
They talk about pee

I get to wear pants
That so upset them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their clothing
I laugh right at them

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
I know boys smell ripe
Boys like, boys like you
Na, na, nya, nya, nya, nya..............

I feel sad now
I will let you
Sorry I teased you
I will let you
This time I mean it
I will let you
Anything you want
You can trust me
I really want to
You can trust me
How would you like it
You can trust me

Sucker. Hmmmmm....

I know boys don't wipe
I know boys don't flush
I know boys smell ripe
Boys like, boys like you

Gny, nya, gna nyah nya...........

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyrics007.com/Waitresses%20Lyrics/I%20Know%20What%20Boys%20Like%20Lyrics.html.

I love Diapers

Sung to "I Love Onions" by Donald Cochrane/John Hill and sung by Susan Christie on Captain Kangaroo in 1966 (to be sung by boys only)

I don't like wearing pants at all
I don't like going in a toilet stall
But mmm, I love diapers!

I don't like to wear pajamas to bed
I don't like to wear night shirts instead
But mmm, I love diapers!

Diapers, diapers, la-la-la!
Diapers, diapers, ha-ha-ha!
Pee poop pee poop, pee poop-poop!

Diapers, diapers, la-la-la!
Diapers, diapers, ha-ha-ha!
Pee poop pee poop, pee poop-poop!

I don't get pants even when on sale
Nor do I ever get them in the mail
But mmm, I love diapers!

I don't like wearing a lot of clothes
I thinking wearing pants just really blows
But mmm, I love diapers!

Diapers, diapers, la-la-la!
Diapers, diapers, ha-ha-ha!
Pee poop pee poop, pee poop-poop!

Diapers, diapers, la-la-la!
Diapers, diapers, ha-ha-ha!
Pee poop pee poop, pee poop-poop!

SPOKEN: A diaper is a thick undergarment and is usually made of cloth
and worn in layers. They are often worn by little boys, their brothers,
their friends and male cousins. They make these boys smell like pee
and poop and the stink offends some, but they look and feel very, very good.

Diapers, diapers, la-la-la!
Diapers, diapers, ha-ha-ha!
Pee poop pee poop, pee poop-poop!

Diapers, diapers, la-la-la!
Diapers, diapers, ha-ha-ha!
Pee poop pee poop, pee poop-poop!

How vewy, vewy thick.

Original lyrics can be found at http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/i/iloveonions.shtml.

I See a Bathroom on the Right

Sung to "Bad Moon on the Rise" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

I see a bathroom on the right
I'll see trouble if I go that way
I'll get a spanking that is frightenin'
If I go in there today

Chorus:
Don't go in there tonight
Cuz' I'm in diapers for life
Though there's a bathroom on the right

I know that I will soon be going
I know I'll fill my diapers soon
I feel the poopies overflowing
I need a change, what is sister doin'?

(Chorus)
All right!

Hope you will get cleaned up by Heather
Hope you like your diapers high
She'll put eight thick layers together
Your butt is again so nice and dry.

(Chorus)

(Chorus)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/creedence+clearwater+revival/bad+moon+rising_20034328.html.

I Thank You (For The Diaper Change)

Sung to "I Thank You" by ZZ Top

You didn't have to change me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
You didn't have to change me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
You took those fluffy diapers off the shelf
You started with one and put on the rest

You made me feel like I've never felt
Diapers so thick my odors can't be smelt
You didn't have to wipe me but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to clean me but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.

Every day you clean up my poo
I love the fine job that you always do
You treat me like a boy of the age of two
I'll never use a toilet, unlike you

You didn't have to stack them but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to pack them like you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.

All my life I've been diaper-changed
I wear diapers proudly, I feel no shame
I love my diapers there is no doubt
A diaper freak is how I've turned out
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
Yes, I want to thank you

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/z/zz+top/i+thank+you_20149080.html.

I Wanna Snap Your Bands

Sung to "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles (to be sung by girls only)

Oh brother,
I see your undies
And I can tell the brands
When I say
I see your undies
I wanna snap your bands

I wanna snap your bands
I wanna snap your bands

Oh brother,
I can see
That your legs are tanned
Oh brother,
I can see
Your legs are the cutest in the land

Now let me snap your bands
I want to snap your bands

And when I touch them
I feel the elastic
It's such a feeling,
My brother
It's fantastic, fantastic, fantastic

Yeah you've
Got those undies
Across your butt they span
When I say you've got those undies
I wanna snap your bands

I wanna snap your bands
I wanna snap your bands

And when I touch them
I feel the elastic
It's such a feeling,
My brother
It's fantastic, fantastic, fantastic

Oh brother, I see your undies
And I can tell the brands
When I say I see your undies
I wanna snap your bands

I wanna snap your bands
I wanna snap your bands

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/I+want+to+hold+your+hand_10026483.html.

I Want Diapers

Sung to "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow

I want diapers thick in the seat
I want 'em big, nothing discreet
I'm not modest, make them higher
Diapers my sister will admire

I want diapers, I want diapers

Got to fill them with poop so brown
I'm the stinkiest boy in this town
My diapers, just what my sister ordered
So thick they make my dick harder

I want diapers, I want diapers

Diapers on my butt, there's nothing better
But I need diapers because I'm a bedwetter
Some day soon I'll leave my pants behind,
Then I'll have diapers all the time

I want diapers, I want diapers
I want diapers, I want diapers...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/iwantcandylyrics.html

I'm Not In Pants

Sung to "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

I'm not in pants, and I don't regret it
I'm in diapers because I'm going poo
And just because, I'm diapered up
Don't ever think that I will be toilet trained

I'm not in pants, no no, it's because... s

I like to make poo, but then again,
I also like to make a whole lot of pee
So when I call you, don't make a fuss
When you change my diapers, just please don't cuss

I'm not in pants, no no, it's because...

(Be diapered, big boys don't wipe, big boys don't wipe)

Mom keeps my diapers tight on my butt
They hold the nasty poop from my derriere
So don't you ask me, to give them up
I know you know toilets don't mean a thing to me

I'm not in pants, no no, it's because...

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time
Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

I'm not in pants, and I don't regret it
I'm in diapers because I'm going poo
And just because, I'm diapered up
Don't ever think that I will be toilet trained

I'm not in pants, I'm not in pants...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/1/10+cc/i+am+not+in+love_20260443.html.

Incontinent

Sung to "Blind" by Korn

Are you wetting?

This place in my body, a place I cannot hide
I don't know the chances, will I wake up dry?
A place with a foul scent, where I pitch a tent
You don't know the chances, I'm incontinent!

Another place I find too smelly is my behind
I don't know the chances, why me? Why, oh why?
Tried to wash with Gain, another big poop stain,
You don't know the chances, I'm incontinent!

Weaker and weaker my bladder is turning to
Holding my poop, it seems to be a lost ability
That can never find a way to be regained
Retention is low, how weak can I go?
In the diapers that I wear if I don't find a way to
Hold the smelly poop that comes out of my behind
This time I look to see what's between my legs.

Can't you see, can't you see I'm incontinent? [x12]

Incontinent! [x4]

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/korn/blind_10159753.html

It's the Same Old Thong

Sung to "It's the Same Old Song" by The Four Tops (to be sung by boys only)

You are dressed so scantily
Wearing little more than strings
You've gone and left my butt in white
All you wear is your favorite thong
The one that you wear all night long
You don't need it to hold poop and pee
Unlike my diapers layered so heavily

Now it's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on
It's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on

A stinky, smelly boy am I
To get toilet training wrong
I'm never dry
And the diapers keep protecting me
Reminding me how padded up I can be
Keep smelling my farts, the stench is off the charts
I'm in diapers forever
Wearing pants never

It's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on
It's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on

Your clean body keeps on egging me on
Ever time I see you in your thong
It's all you don
You Wear so much less
While I sit in my mess
The crappiness, my stench
You're used to pants on your booty
Changing my diapers is your duty

It's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on
it's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on

It's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on
it's the same old thong
But with a different meaning
When you put it on

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thebigchill/itsthesameoldsong.htm.

Just a Thong for Me to Show

Sung to "Just a Song Before I Go" by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young (to be sung by girls only)

Just a thong for me to show
My sexy butt, so firm
Wearing twice a single thread
My clean ass is my concern

I called my brother over
And took him to his room
And when he opened up the door
He had soiled Fruit of Looms

I helped him get all cleaned up
I got between his thighs
Wiping up all his poopies
And watched his penis rise

Then I put him in Curities
A brand he's worn so long
He used to wear Huggies and Luvs
Until the fit was wrong

Just a thong for me to show
My sexy butt, so firm
Wearing twice a single thread
My clean ass is my concern

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/c/crosbystillsnash12341/justasongbeforeigo374300.html.

Keep Smelling Defecation

Sung to "Fascination" by The Human League

If it seems some diapers will be needed
Then do not be afraid
Some briefs that are double-seated
Like boys undies were once made

Just looking in the boyswear section
To see what's on sale today
Hopefully there's a good selection
The price not too much to pay

And the contents of his bowels churned
Until his pants turned brown
And so it was that I learned
On that day

Keep smelling defecation
Nose hairs burning
Stench so strong
Keep smelling defecation
For relief I'm yearning
All day long

My brother's closet may need some re-arranging
Lots of diapers it shall hold
Lots of diapers I will be changing
Lots of diapers I will fold

And the contents of his bowels churned
Until his pants turned brown
And so it was that I learned
On that day

And the contents of his bowels churned
Until his pants turned brown
And so it was that I learned
On that day

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/h/human+league/fascination_10143225.html.

Let the Diapers Hit the Floor

Sung to "Bodies" by Drowning Pool

Let the diapers hit the floor
Let the diapers hit the floor
Let the diapers hit the floor
Let the diapers hit the floor

Feces galore
Can't take much more

One - pooping out my butt
Two - pooping out my butt
Three - pooping out my butt
Four - pooping out my butt

One - somethings got to give
Two - somethings got to give
Three - somethings got to give

Now!

Let the diapers hit the floor

Fill 'em again
Out your rear end
Skin against diapers and diapers alone
Wearing no pants, your diaper's been shown
You wanted them on your rear
Poop is spreading, feel the smear

Let the diapers hit the floor

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/drowning+pool/bodies_20043428.html.

Let's Diaper Up the Boy

Sung to "Let's Hear It For The Boy" by Deniece Williams (to be sung by girls only)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/deniece_williams/lets_hear_it_for_the_boy.html.

My brother, he's not discreet
He poops and pees all day
But he needs me, needs me, needs me
Needs me in a certain way

And maybe he don't smell fine
But I don't really mind
Because every time that he is near
I see his padded rear

Let's diaper up the boy
For as long as he can stand
let's diaper up my brother
I know you'll understand

Even though he's eight years old
His pee and poop he cannot hold
Phew, phew, phew, phew
Let's diaper up the boy

My brother may moan and bitch
He does this all the time
But he needs me, needs me, needs me
To clean up all his slime

My brother stinks aw-ful-ly
But that's all right by me, yeah
'Cause his poopy butt makes quite a smell
Makes me wanna yell

Let's diaper up the boy
For as long as he can stand
let's diaper up my brother
I know you'll understand

Even though he's eight years old
His pee and poop he cannot hold
Phew, phew, phew, phew
Let's diaper up the boy

Because every time that he is near
I see his padded rear

Let's diaper up the boy
For as long as he can stand
Let's diaper up my brother
I know you'll understand

Even though he's eight years old
His pee and poop he cannot hold
Phew, phew, phew, phew
Let's diaper up the boy...

Living With a Diaper (Contributed)

Sung to "Living With a Hernia" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic or "Living in America" by James Brown (to be sung by boys only)

Help me out! Dig!
All I do is pee and poop

Went to see my sheter
she took my pants off, told me go to my room
she says there poop all hover

Living with a diaper
All the time, fill so good
Living with a diaper
Gonna be a baby
Living with a diaper
got to have a diaper
Feel so young

Too much pee and poop
Good gawd, fill good to me
Can't walk, got to crawl
Got a bulge in my pants
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't be a big boy and it fill so good
You can't even walk now ... Say it!
Better mommies now
Now I'm sick of all the bath room

Living with a diaper
fill good to me in the in a loving location
Living with a diaper
Had enough humiliation
Living with a diaper

Got to have an diaper on
I live with a diaper
Can't walk, got to crawl
Now I live with a diaper

Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of diaper that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in

There's Huggies.
Luvs.Pampers.GoodNites and Pull-Ups

Living with a diaper fill so good
I said it's causing' me such a rase

Living with a diaper
Have to have my diaper
Living with a diaper
I feel like a baby

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Living-With-A-Hernia-lyrics-Weird-Al-Yankovic/12AEC329FF4E745B4825690F0015E17C

Mother

Sung to "Mother" by Pink Floyd

Mother, do you think I'll use the john?
Mother, do you think my diapers are gone?
Mother, do you think you should powder my balls?
Ooooowaa mother, should I use a stall?

Mother, should I be incontinent?
Mother, are you a kind parent?
Mother, will you put me on the potty chair?
Ooooowaa will it mean soiled underwear?

Hush, my boy. my boy, dont you cry.
Mommas gonna check you for pee and for poo.
Mommas gonna put big thick diapers on you.
Momma wants you diapered, that she'll assert
She won't let you wear pants but maybe a shirt
Mommas gonna keep her boy padded up thick.
Oooo my boy.
Oooo my boy.
Ooo my boy, of course mommas gonna help keep you small.

Mother, do you think they're thick enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think they're tight enough,
To me?
Mother will they contain my poops and my farts?
Ooooowaa mother, will they keep my legs apart?

Hush, my boy. my boy, dont you cry.
Momma's gonna make all your diapers for you.
They'll be so thick that pee or poop won't soak through
Momma's gonna keep you diapered past age ten
Momma will never, ever let it end
Momma's gonna keep her boy's butt wiped and clean
Oooo my boy.
Oooo my boy.
Ooo my boy, youll always be baby to me.

Mother, did they need to be so high?

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pink+floyd/mother_20108791.html

My Aroma

Sung to "My Sharona" by The Knack (to be sung by boys only)

Phew, I'm a stinky one, a stinky one
Come and get a good whiff of my aroma
Ooh, please come and smell my bum, come smell my bum
Got it comin' from my butt,it's my aroma

Never gonna stop, stink it up, such a dirty hind
I always stink it up to make a stench of the stronger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-my aroma

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to get a whiff of my aroma
You know it's no mystery, it comes from me
Coming out my backside, it's my aroma

Never gonna stop, stink it up, such a dirty hind
I always stink it up to make a stench of the stronger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma

When you gonna change me, please change me
How much can you stand of my aroma?
Is it farts from beans, farts from beans
Or is it just the stench of my aroma?

Never gonna stop, stink it up, such a dirty hind
I always stink it up to make a stench of the stronger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, phew!
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma

------ lead guitar ------

Ooooooo-ohhh, my aroma
Ooooooo-ohhh, my aroma
Ooooooo-ohhh, my aroma

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsdownload.com/the-knack-my-sharona-lyrics.html.

My Boner

Sung to "The Loner" by Neil Young

She's a perfect changer,
I like the way
That she sounds when she talks.
She won't let me wear pants
But she'll let me
Wear my shirt and my socks.
It may seem stranger
How she keeps my pants
In a box sealed with locks
No one can see it
Nothing can free it
There inside, there it hides,
It's my boner.

If you see it in my diapers
It will probably
be covered in poop
I may have diarrhea
With the consistency
Of a stew or a soup
No one can see it
Nothing can free it
There inside, there it hides,
It's my boner.

There was a sitter I knew
About a year or so ago,
She had something I wanted
But I couldn't
quite trust her to know.
On the days she was there
I got hard
But it did not show.
No one can see it
Nothing can free it
There inside, there it hides,
It's my boner.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/neil+young/loner_20242011.html

My Diaper's So White, I Gotta Wear Shades

Sung to "My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by Timbuk 3

Come take a good look
At our diapered asses
And take a good whiff of our anal gasses
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades

My diapers are good for my masturbation
Each boy here has a diapered-up rear
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades

Well, I've got a stinky mess in between my thighs
I'm a pooping diaper boy like all the guys
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades

Come take a good look
At our diapered asses
And take a good whiff of our anal gasses
Things are smelling bad, and they're only getting much worse
I'm smelling really ripe, my butt's on parade
My Diaper's So White I Gotta Wear Shades
I Gotta Wear Shades, I Gotta Wear Shades

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsdownload.com/timbuk-3-future-s-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades-lyrics.html

My Kinda Diaper

Sung to "My Kinda Lover" by Billy Squier (to be sung by boys only)

You know I'm like a baby
You know I act like I'm stuck at two
You put the diapers on me
I feel the diapers on me when I pee and poo

And oh...
I can't do without them for too long...they're for masturbation
That's my kinda diaper...

They keep me all padded up

They take a lot of poop as it comes out brown

You've got the lotion for me
It's quite the potion for cleaning me up and down

And oh...
I can't do without them for too long...satisyin' and pleasin'!
That's my kinda diaper...

When you come near and check my rear- a chore you just adore
I can see you checking on me, poop everywhere and more
Wipe me, dipe me, sister, you got to clean up my rear end
Wrap me, slap me, sister, you'll come back to change me again

You got my buttocks cleaner
You also wiped my weiner, it's the job that you do
You made a real good feelin'
You got me good and sealed in so I can again make poo

And oh...
I been thinkin' bout my diapers for so long
I dont wanna lose 'em-- they're my kinda diaper...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/billy+squier/my+kinda+lover_20018476.html.

My Mommy (Contributed)

Sung to "My Love" by Justin Timberlake

(feat. T.I.)

Ain't another woman that can take your spot my-

If I wrote you a symphony,
Just to say how much you mean when I pee (what if I made some poo?)
If I told you you were beautiful
Would you change me on the regular (tell me, would you change my poo?)
Well, I am your baby around the world
But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you)
This diaper here represents my heart
But there's just one thing I need from you (A diaper change cause I made somr poo)

[Chorus:]

Yeah, becauseI can see us holding hands
as you change my diaper the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Me shitting the diaper under my hide
You could make me your baby, let me make you my mommy
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't goning to use the toilet when pee

See, all I want you to do is be my mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) My mommy
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my mommy

Ooooh, girl
My mommy
My mommy

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/justintimberlake/mylove.html.

Never Gonna Give Them Up

Sung to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

We're no strangers to toilets
You know the rules and so do I
A full diaper, I take one and soil it
Toilet training's what I defy

I just wanna tell you that I'm peeing
Gotta wet my underpants

* never gonna give them up
Never gonna take them off
Never gonna run around all naked
I'm gonna wear them high
Gonna wear 'em wet or dry
To me my diapers are sacred

I've been in diapers for so long
And my butt's been stinking

I've been your brother for so long
My farts've been stinking
You're too inured to smell it
Inside my diapers you know what's going on
P-O-O-P-Y, you can spell it.

And if you ask me if I'm peeing
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give them up. Give them up
Give them up, Give them up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give them up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give them up

I just wanna tell you that I'm pooping
Gotta soil my underpants

(* repeat 3 times)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rick+astley/never+gonna+give+you+up_20116173.html.

Nights in White Diapers MIDI

Sung to "Nights in White Satin" by The Moody Blues

Nights in white diapers
Covering my rear end
And in them I'm stinking
Never meaning to offend

Softness I'd always missed
With layers galore
They look and feel good
It's what I adore

ĎCause I love them
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them

Gazing at diapers
Rubbing them with my hands
Just what I'm going through
Other boys understand

Some like to tell me
Thoughts they can comprehend
If they are like me
Then they are my friends

And I love them,
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them.
Oh, how, I love them.

Nights in white diapers
Covering my rear end
And in them I'm stinking
Never meaning to offend

Softness I'd always missed
With layers galore
They look and feel good
It's what I adore

Cause I love them,
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them.
Oh, how, I love them.

Cause I love them,
Yes, I love them,
Oh, how, I love them.
Oh, how, I love them.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/moody+blues/nights+in+white+satin_20095762.html.

Owner of a Poopy Butt

Sung to "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes

Poop yourself
You have a butt to wipe
Never thinking of the odor
Crap yourself
Oh what a smell you make
Take a dump, you diaper loader
Pee yourself
You're a mess, heaven's sake
Phew, phew, you really smell today
Shit, shit yourself
You're every smell you make
So the story goes

{Refrain} Owner of a poopy butt
Owner of a poopy butt
LIke being an
Owner of a stinky butt
Owner of a poopy butt
Owner of a poopy butt

Say you don't want to change it
You've had a big rash before
Smell it now, the fecal pile inside
How it smells oh so stinky
You, poop yourself
On your butt it's caked
There's no reason to be modest
Pee yourself, do it in your pants
And then your plan will succeed

{Refrain}

Owner of a poopy butt

After my own bowel movement
She wiped me just so
Owner of a poopy butt

My sis said never wear any pants at all
My rear end, she's got to look at the poop so deep
Owner of a poopy butt
She does not hesitate at all, no no

{Refrain twice}
Owner of a poopy butt
Sooner or later each bowel movement
Will decide the poopy butt
Owner of a poopy butt
It will exude a smell so crude
It will give a toxic fart
Owner of a poopy butt
Don't put on any pants at all
Don't put on any pants at all
Owner of a poopy butt
Don't put on any pants at all
Owner of a poopy butt
Please, just clean it

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/y/yes/owner+of+lonely+heart_20345796.html

Pants MIDI

Sung to "Legs" by ZZ Top

She's got pants, she knows how to wear them
She's got cheeks, she knows how to bare them
She's got brothers, she knows how to tease them
Would you get diapered by her, if you could rely on her?
She's my sister, she's my sister
She diapers me up tight

She's got a thong, exposing her fanny
She wears no diapers, only her panties
Each time she changes diapers, she knows what to do.
Every boy gets to see how she likes to do it
She's so mean, strutting her jeans
While I'm diapered up so white

She's got pants, she knows how to wear them
She's got cheeks, she knows how to bare them
She's got a thong, all the day long
She's been out of diapers, for her it's wrong
And I believe her, I can confide in her
My sister's always right, yeah she's right

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Zz-Top/Legs.html.

Peeing In a Diaper MIDI

Sung to "Leaving On A Jet Plane" by John Denver

My diapers are stacked, they're ready to go
I'm standing here naked with my butt on show
Ready to get diapers that rise up so high

The wind is breakin, from last night's corn
Been stinky since the day I was born
Already I'm so smelly and not at all dry

So diaper me and diaper me good
Tell me that you'll diaper me good
Put them on thick so they'll always show

'Cause I'm pee-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!

I'm ...

There's so many times I've made some brown
Poopy diapers, smeared all up and down
I'll tell you now, what a smell they bring

Every time I sit, I smell of poo
Every diaper I soil, I soil for you
When you change me you'll see how my poop clings!

So diaper me and diaper me good
Tell me that you'll diaper me good
Put them on thick so they'll always show

'Cause I'm poop-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!

Now the time has come to clean my poo
Wipe one more time, it's sticky like goo
And plug your nose 'cuz it will blow you away!

Think about the days to come
When you keep putting diapers on my bum
About the times when you will hear me say ...

Please diaper me and diaper me good
Tell me that you'll diaper me good
Put them on thick so they'll always show

'Cause I'm pee-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!

And I'm poop-ing in a diaper
I don't know when I'll get changed again
Oh, sis, here I go!

But I'm pee-ing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Peeing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Peeing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Pooping in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
Peeing in a diaper
(Phew whew whew whew)
(Poop) in a diaper

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/chantalkreviazuk/leavingonajetplane.html.

The Pooper

Sung to "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden

You'll take my pants because they're filled with poo
You've given up on me, with me you're through
You keep my pants, you won't give them back
You tell me as you wipe my crack

My butthole stinks and I'm breaking wind
So you'd better get those diapers pinned
The smell of pee and poop is worse than death
As I'm changed by my sister Beth

Of course I poop liquid when I got the runs
The mighty smell from between my buns
As you wipe poop from my dick and balls
Dealing with my mess when nature calls.

My once white diapers have been browned
So full of shit they must weigh a pound
Pooping all the night and all the day
So in my diapers I am here to stay

You make my diapers super thick and tight
They're high and white and really quite a sight
No pants to wear, my diapers fully show
Holding my poop, where else would it go?

And as I lay with poop between my thighs
It isn't long that my diaper's dry
A boy in diapers, I am all alone
While all my sisters instead use the throne.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/ironmaiden/pieceofmind.html#5

Poopin' Out My Backside

Sung to "Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Just got home from my school, came through the door, oh boy!
Got to squat down, take a dump in my diapers
Defecation begins, pretty soon I'm stinkin'

Chorus:
Poop, poop, poop, poopin' out my backside.

There's a giant stool and it feels slippery just like eels.
Look at all the crap and poop coming out from my bum.
Sisters Diane and Victoria watch me grunt and moanin',

(Chorus)

Diapers are my underpants, though no fly or a waistband
Won't you take a look at diapered butt as I moon?
Poop, poop, poop.
Wondrous admiration provided by my sisters

(Chorus)

Diapers are my underpants, though no fly or a waistband
Won't you take a look at diapered butt as I moon?
Poop, poop, poop,
Change me tomorrow, not today, and you'll feel sorrow.

(Chorus)

Off stay my trousers at a quarter to four, oh boy!
Look at all the crap and poop coming out from my bum.
Change me tomorrow, not today, and you'll feel sorrow.

(Chorus)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/creedence+clearwater+revival/lookin+out+my+back+door_20034312.html.

Poopy Butt Wiper

Sung to "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles

Dear sister Madaline, will you wipe my butt?
It took me hours to make, came straight from my gut.
Out from my bowels and out of my rear
So please do the job, I want you to be my poopy butt wiper,
Poopy butt wiper.

Here's my dirty story of a dirty boy
And his clinging stools, they do annoy
So go on and get the diaper pail
It's a steady job, for you to be my poopy butt wiper,
Poopy butt wiper.

Poopy butt wiper

It's a nasty smell, it'll make you say "phew!"
I'll be making more poop in an hour or two.
I can make it bigger and add to the pile,
I will make it brown, I want you to be my poopy butt wiper
Poopy butt wiper.

If you really can take it every day and night
If you can pin my diapers up so tight
Since you must diaper me, you can pad up my rear
But I need a chance and I want you to be my poopy butt wiper,
Poopy butt wiper.

Poopy butt wiper

Poopy butt wiper - Poopy butt wiper
Poopy butt wiper - Poopy butt wiper

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/paperback+writer_10026492.html.

Ricky Don't Use That Diaper

Sung to "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" by (to be sung by girls or boys, but written in the context of a girl)

We see you're peeing, that's okay
But it looks like you have just begun
I guess you kind of shit yourself, you got the runs
And then you finished it with a fart.

Chorus:

Ricky don't use that diaper
You have no more on the shelf
Turn around and take a good look for yourself
Ricky don't use that diaper
It's the only one you've got
You might use it if you feel better
When more are bought

I'll have a friend over, she knows your needs
She'll bring you some diapers white as snow
We will diaper you so thick they will show
And then you can pee and poop and fart

[Chorus]

We know diapers are always on your mind
We see those big diapers on your behind
As we watch you pee and poop and fart

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/steely+dan/rikki+dont+lose+that+number_20130142.html.

Safety Pins

Sung to "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy

Safety-pins!

We can diaper you if we want to,
We can diaper your behind
ĎCause those boys don't wear pants
And if they don't wear pants
Then they must be brothers of mine
I say, we can pee when we want to
We can poop at any time
And we can hold it until we get to the toilet
Use toilet paper on our behinds
And we can wipe!

We can diaper you if we want to,
We can diaper your behind
ĎCause those boys don't wear pants
And if they don't wear pants
Then they must be brothers of mine
I say, they can't pee when they want to,
They could poop at any time
And they can act like babies who can't use the toilet
And need diapers on their behinds
And we can diaper!

Diapers!

Ah, we can go when we want to,
My sister's trained and so am I
And we can dress in clothes
From our heads to our toes
Because we can keep our pants dry

I say, we will diaper if we want to,
And I guarantee we will
If we leave you boys nude,
We'll be covered in poo
And the smell will make us ill

I say we can diaper, we can diaper every boy, that's our goal
We can diaper, we can diaper, every boy from John to Paul
We can diaper, we can diaper, snap your plastic pants waistbands
We can diaper, we can diaper, we can take away your pants

Safety pins
Oh well, the safety pins!
Ah yes, the safety pins!

Oh well the safety pins
Ah yes the safety pins

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-pins!

We can diaper if we want to,
All you brothers of mine!
And we'll never end it,
Never will rescind it
We keep you all diapered up so tight!
We can diaper you if we want to,
We can diaper your behind ĎCause those boys don't wear pants
And if they don't wear pants
Then they must be brothers of mine

Oh well the safety pins
Ah yes the safety pins
Oh well the safety pins
Oh well the safety pins
Oh yes the safety pins
Oh the safety pins yeah
Oh it's the safety pins
Itís the safety pins
Well it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins
Oh it's the safety pins

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/men+without+hats/safety+dance_20091824.html.

Same Old Thong and Pants

Sung to "Same Old Song and Dance" by Aerosmith (to be sung by boys only)

Get yourself a T-back
And let it show
And then next sag your blue jeans
And wear them down low
Wear this combination
And you'll turn some heads
Wearing skimpy panties
Made from a few threads

It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants my, sis... wear it
It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants, my sis

Yeah...
Saw you with the g-string
Pulled up in your bum
The strap is hardly wider
Than the width of your thumb
Show off your fleshy butt cheeks
Your shapely sexy mound
Everybody looks
As you strut that ass around

It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants my, sis
It's the same old clothing
Same old clothing
Same old thong and pants, my sis

Listen...
Everybody's talkin'
About your walkin'
(How they want their cock in)
(Give the guys erections)
(Putting on protection)
They gave you an inspection
They've made their selection
Morning time you change it
(Take it off and change it)
Readjust it, rearrange it
Butt wiped, not stained (alt: You're toilet trained)
A clean ass maintained by you, my sis

So sexy and flirty
And showing off your seat
By the time you're thirty
You'll still be quite a treat
Show off your fleshy butt cheeks
Your shapely sexy mound
Everybody looks
As you strut that ass around

It's the same old clothing
Same old thong and pants my, sis
It's the same old clothing
Same old clothing
Same old thong and pants, my sis

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/aerosmith/same+old+song+&+dance_20004140.html.

She Laughs Hard 'Cuz It's Funny

Sung to "She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
Because your diapers are so white

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
Because your diapers are so tight

Over there she's wearing pants
She wonders why it is, And
It's funny to her
That boys wear such big things

Nine a.m. on the hour hand
And she's waiting for the smell
She knows it will be shitty
She knows this odor well

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
'Cuz your diapers are pinned on so tight

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That you're diapered all day and night

Twenty-four hours have
come and gone
The diapers don't smell of flowers
Of the ones who are poopin'
They really seem to need her there

It's a sacrifice changing day to day
For no money, just laughs for pay
But it's worth it all
Just to see them in their underwear

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That your diapers rise to such a height

She already knows
she's seen her brothers
she already knows
She has her druthers

She'll never give pants
She never will
Keep them diapered still
She laughs hard

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That your diapers are so bright

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That diapering you is her right

She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
So hard 'cuz it's funny
She laughs hard 'cuz it's funny
That she diapers you out of spite

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyrics007.com/Donna%20Summer%20Lyrics/She%20Works%20Hard%20For%20The%20Money%20Lyrics.html.

Sister Sandy

Sung to "Mr. Sandman" by Pat Ballard

Sister Sandy, please make me clean
Make me the cutest that you've ever seen
Give me diapers and fold them over
But clean me first 'cuz I smell like Rover!

Sandy, you're on the throne
The toilet is yours and yours alone
Please don't be so mean
Sister Sandy, please make me clean

(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung...)

Sister Sandy, please make me clean
Make me the cutest that you've ever seen
Give me diapers and fold them over
But clean me first 'cuz I smell like Rover!

Sandy, you're on the throne
The toilet is yours and yours alone
Please don't be so mean
Sister Sandy, please make me clean

(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung...)

Sister Sandy (Girl's voice: "Yesss?) please make me clean
Give me a butt that's as clean as you've seen
Take your hands and wipe my crotch-ee
And then I'll rank you as top-notch-ee

Sister Sandy, you are so bold (you are so bold)
To wipe boys' privates when you're ten years old
So wipe my balls with your cream
Sister Sandy, make me, please, please, please
Sister Sandy, please make me clean.

(scat "bung, bung, bung, bung...)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/m/mrsandman.shtml.

The Stinky Smell of Poo Poo

Sung to "Chattanooga Choo Choo" by Harry Warren

Pardon me, boy
Is that the stinky smell of poo poo?
"Yes, it's mine."
Boy, you look to be nine!
How can you stand
To withstand the stinky smell of poo poo?
Your soiled underwear
Haven't a clean pair to spare

You go to the diaper-changing station
Before your butt gets sore
Have your sister change you
As she's done since she was four
Don't be a whiner
Nothing could be finer
Than to get your diapers changed
By your sister Dina

When you hear your diapers crinkin'
Eight layers so thick
Then you know your diapers
Will pad up your butt and dick
Don't want those diapers droopin'
Gotta keep the poop in
Phew! Phew! Poo! Poo! Icky ick!

There's gonna be
A certain smelly situation
So vile and base
The wincing on her face
She cannot lie
His diapers are full of foam
The stinky smell of poo poo
She'll smell it all the way home!
The stinky smell of poo poo
She'll smell it all the way home!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.harrywarren.org/songs/0058.htm.

Smells Like Teen Babies MIDI

Sung to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

Load up diapers
Bring more boys
It's fun to poop
And get your joys
She's changing us
Sister's hyper
I wear I wear
Dirty diapers

Change me (x 16)

With the diapers changed it's less smelly
Here we are now
Please diaper us
From our butts up to our bellies
Here we are now
Please diaper us
Diapers so white
Diapers so tight
Rise to full height
Diapered all night
Yea

I'm diapered I am never dressed
Diapers are my Sunday best
Us little boys have always been
Diapered thickly on our rear ends

Change us ( x 16)

With the diapers changed it's less smelly
Here we are now
Please diaper us
From our butts up to our bellies
Here we are now
Please diaper us
Diapers so white
Diapers so tight
Rise to full height
Diapered all night
Yea

I make a mess
The shits I take
And yet I guess it makes me stink
My dick is hard
Hard and erect
Oh well, whatever, what the heck

Change me (x 16)

With the diapers changed it's less smelly
Here we are now
Please diaper us
From our butts up to our bellies
Here we are now
Please diaper us
Diapers so white
Diapers so tight
Rise to full height
Diapered all night
Yea

Diaper me (x 9)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/nirvana/101055.html.

Summertime Poos

Sung to "Summertime Blues" by The Who, et al

I'm gonna poop and stink
I'm gonna make some squalor
I've been in diapers all summer
They're so thick that I am a crawler

Well I went to my sister
Said I got a big mess
My sis said "no way, bro,
You gotta poop less"
Sometimes I wonder what Iím gonna do
There ainít no cure for the summertime poos

Well, my mom and father told me
Son you gotta use the potty
If you want to wear pants
You gotta stop being naughty

Well I didnít go to the bathroom
Because I took my diaper and soiled it
Mom said you can't wear your pants
Because you didn't use the toilet

Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause there ainít no cure for the summertime poos

Gonna take two pills
Gonna get constipation
Gonna take my problems
To the medical station
Went I went to my doctor
He said, "I'd like to help you, son,
But your stools are too loose"

Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause there ainít no cure for the summertime poos

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/who/summertime+blues_20146790.html.

Sweet Brief

Sung to "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath


Alright now!
Now I'm pissin'!

When I first met you, up past my thighs
I can't forget you, for your big size
You introduced me to my behind
And left me wanting you and your kind

I love you, oh, you know it!

My butt was naked, leaking poop all brown
Until you wrapped me, wrapped me all around
I can pee now, your stuck on my rear
I love you sweet brief, I've got you near

Come on now, try them out!

Some boys don't know, what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon all boys will love you sweet brief!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/black+sabbath/sweet+leaf_20019391.html.

Takin' Care of Thickness

Sung to "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive

You get up every morning
See the diapers you're adorning
At 8:15 they're probably shitty

Diapers on the shelf above
Might be Pampers, might be Luvs
Or a lesser-known brand such as Fitties

And if I get dressed on time
I'll have you changed by nine
And then you can go run off and play

Because you're a diaper boy
You're butt's all white and showy
Because you're in diapers all day

And I'll be...
Taking care of thickness every day
Taking care of thickness every way
I've been taking care of thickness,
High up your spine
Taking care of thickness,
Diapered brother of mine

It must be your mission
To gets lots of nutrition
To make messes that are all brown and yellow

Got a diaper full of tar
To be changed by your sister Char
She'll wipe up your stools that flow out like Jell-o

She'll wipe it off your buns
After you've had the runs
Tell her that you like it this way

It's the toilet you avoid
You'd rather have hemorrhoids
In diapers is how you'd rather stay

And I'll be...
Taking care of thickness every day
Taking care of thickness every way
I've been taking care of thickness,
High up your spine
Taking care of thickness,
Diapered brother of mine

Take good care of my brother
When I'm away, every day
Whoo!

You get up every morning
See the diapers you're adorning
At 8:15 they're probably shitty

Diapers on the shelf above
Might be Pampers, might be Luvs
Or a lesser-known brand such as Fitties

And if I get dressed on time
I'll have you changed by nine
And then you can go run off and play

Because you're a diaper boy
You're butt's all white and showy
Because you're in diapers all day

And I'll be...
Taking care of thickness every day
Taking care of thickness every way
I've been taking care of thickness,
High up your spine
Taking care of thickness,
Diapered brother of mine

Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness
Taking care of thickness...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/bachmanturneroverdrivelyrics/takincareofbusinesslyrics.html.

Teenage Diapers

Sung to "Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)" by The Who

Right here in my room
Like thick Fruit of the Looms
I get my butt back into my diapers
You don't need good sight
To see they're white
I'm not a good butt wiper

Don't lie
Don't act so shy
It's only teenage diapers

Sally takes my hand
To change my diapers and
Pull them up higher
She's a good diaper folder
As she pads up my rear
I see myself in the mirror
Diapers pinned together
No pants on I feel colder

Teenage diapers
They're only teenage diapers
Teenage diapers
Oh, oh,
Teenage diapers
They're all diapers!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/who/baba+oriley_20146822.html.

Thank God I'm A Diaper Boy MIDI

Sung to "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver

Well, life in diapers is kind-a laid back
Because toilet training is something I lack
Baby powder all over my butt crack
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Always wearing diapers never did me no harm
My sister says my diapered butt has lots of charm
My diapers filled with stinky poop so warm
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

When the poopin's all done and the diapers sagging low
My sister checks my diapers and she tells me, "let's go!"
During the diaper change she says, "phew, you stink, bro!"
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Oh, my diapers feel so really, really good
When I see my diapered-up butt I always get wood
So thick and white on my butt, as they always should
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

I wouldn't trade my diapers for toilets, my rules
My diapers are the only place for leaving my stools
Diapers for boys should be required in all schools
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Yeah, some boys would rather go into a latrine
For any boy to do that just seems so obscene
There's just no feeling like getting your butt wiped clean
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Well, my diapers are thick, they're so multi-multi-plied
Rising up so high on me, they're much too big to hide
Bulging from between my legs, my diapered crotch is so wide
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Well, I've been wearing my diapers ever since I was little
I love them so white and high and so thick in the middle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Well, I got me nice diapers, so thick in the middle
When the poop's coming out, it's lots, not a little
And don't forget, my diapers soak up lots of piddle
Thank God I'm a diaper boy.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.superseventies.com/sl_thankgodimacountryboy.html.

That Smell

Sung to "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Plastic pants and brand new diapers
Brother, you look cute today
But you're diapers are soaked
The smell makes me choke
Of the stuff that comes out from inside you
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh, that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you

Angel, your sister, is behind you
She stuck her hand in your diapers

So take another dump,
It will soon reach her nose
One more stinky stool will overwhelm you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you

Now they call you diaper boy
Can't smell good with diapers full of poo
Say you'll smell better come tomorrow
But tomorrow Angel might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you

Hey, you're a boy
You stick them diapers on your butt
I've seen you wearing them before

One little problem that confronts you
Got shit up your butt crack
One more shit will get shit up to your dick
The smell will make your sisters sick
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you
Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of poop surrounds you

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/lynyrd+skynyrd/that+smell_20086165.html.

Thick White Padded Ass

Sung to "Slick Black Cadillac" by Quiet Riot

Thick white padded ass!
Oo-ooh!
Just a big white set of diapers, nice and thick, fluffy and soft.
I'm gonna wear them tight, poop in them tonight!
Feels all right!
Yeah, it feels all right!
I don't need no toilet training, I failed it when I was five!
I'm a urinator, a defecator, feels all right!
Yes, it feels all right!
Showing off my thick white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Oh what pleasure it can bring
I only need one thing:
And that's my thick white padded ass!
Ooh, stink it up!
Poop brown!
Know I got a fullest filled-up diaper you've ever seen
And they're pinned up so high, high, high!
I poop out a second turd and then a third: Four, five, six!
Seven, eight, nine!
My derriere is making feces, on my balls and everywhere.
The smell is air pollution, diapers the solution, pinned so tight!
I mean they're pinned so tight!
Pooping with my thick, white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Oh what pleasure it can bring
I only need one thing:
And that's my thick white padded ass!
Pull 'em down!
Phew!
Got my sister on my tail, she just won't leave my butt alone! Yeah, yeah
My diapers she's pinnin', and her face, she's grinnin', she diapers me!
She diapers me!
For I know just what happened; My diapers were crapped in!
I got lots of diapers on my ass and I don't mind!
No, no, I don't mind!
Pooping with my thick white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Oh what pleasure it can bring
I only need one thing:
And that's my thick white padded ass!
Wait a minute
Thick white padded ass!
I have solid cloth butt wraps!
Thick white padded ass!
I lie on down, legs wide, lying on my back, ooh yeah!
Pooping with my
Thick, white diapered ass!
It makes me feel like a boy.
All right!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/quiet+riot/slick+black+cadillac_20231947.html

Thickened

Sung to "Blackened" by Metallica

Thickened diapers pinned
Padded up rear end
The layers that I see
Go to infinity

Diapered from my birth
Increasing my girth
All my life I spend
Never will it end
Never

Diapered
From waking up to when I go to bed
Padded up rear end
From waking up to when I go to bed
Consider my diapers thickened

Can't wear any pants
Not a snowball's chance
Showing my legs' skin
Like in
What Might Have Been
In my diapers still
My sisters get a thrill
A sight that they adore
Toilet training ignored
Never

Diapered
From waking up to when I go to bed
Padded up rear end
From waking up to when I go to bed
Consider my diapers thickened

Thickened

Stimulation... Masturbation... Ejaculation... let it fly
Respiration... Circulation... Perspiration... what a high
Dizzy feelings
Out of breath
Let out a heavy sigh

Urination... Defecation ... Saturation... between my thighs
Maceration.... Irritation... Inflammation... zinc oxide
Reddest color
Swollen skin
Rash on my hide

In diapers all day
Take my pants away
Millions of boys' rears
Diapered up for years

Toilet training in vain
The diapers all remain
All is said and done
Diaper up their bums
Forever!

Diapered
From waking up to when I go to bed
Padded up rear end
From waking up to when I go to bed

Diapered
Is every boy's pure ecstasy
Thickest as can be
For the sake of sister's sanity
Consider my diapers thickened
Thickened

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/andjusticeforall.html#1.

Toilet Zone

Sung to "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring

Somewhere early morning in my bedroom
I am starting to realize
That my filling bladder
Needs to be emptied right now
It's 2 AM

It's 2 AM
(It's 2 AM)
My urine's gone
(My urine's gone)
I'm lying here feeling it
(Lying here feeling it)
The wetness is still warm
(The wetness is still warm)
Maybe my sister is tired of changing my diapers

Yeah, my bowels are on the loose
While lyin' in my bed
Wrapped up in diapers
My skin is turning red
Cannot call her
My sister has slipped into the bathroom

Chorus:

(2 times)

My sister's stepped into the toilet zone
Place is a refuge she sits there all alone
My bowels have moved poop all over my rear
How am I going to get her to come in here

(2 times)

Soon I'll come to know
When my sister's on the throne

I'm getting diaper rash
Reddening skin tone
Triple-diapered brother, all alone
Can't get my sister
Can't get her, where is she?

Well my diapers weigh heavy on my behind
I need to get that sister of mine
When she finally comes
She'll know damn well she's waited too long

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/golden+earring/twilight+zone_20330737.html.

Treat Me Like a Little Baby (Contributed)

Sung to "Nina, Pretty Ballerina'" by ABBA

Everyday in the morning
I can't wait to be babied
Mum or dad will put a Pamper on me
I will poop and pee my Pamper each time
Like a little baby always does

When I'm done, mum or dad will always change me
No matter if my diaper is messy or wet
This will always be our little secret
Not a single person will find out

Refrain 1:

Treat me like a little baby
This will be our secret for all time
This is the moment I've waited for
Let's just get it started
Treat me like a little baby
I would like to wear Pampers for all time
I want to start with the fun, right now
Let's just get it started, right away
Let's get it started, right away

All my friends are okay with it
They want to be treated like a little baby, just like me
Mum and dad don't think it is a problem
So my friends will sleep at my house
When we wake up at 8 o'clock
We'll start with the fun and poop or pee our Pampers right away
This will always be our little secret
Not a single person will find out

Refrain 2:

Treat me like a little baby
This will be our secret for all time
This is the moment I've waited for
Let's just get it started
Treat me like a little baby
I would like to wear Pampers for all time
I want to start with the fun, right now
Let's just get it started, right away

Refrain 2

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/abba/nina+pretty+ballerina_20002792.html.

Unsure of Hygiene

Sung to "ventura Highway" by America (to be sung by only)

Getting a big whiff of gas
Making a big load
Tell me, how long you gonna stink here, bro?
Some people say you let your diapers show
You don't care, I know

Unsure of hygiene of your behind
Where the smells are stronger
And they last longer than daytime
Youre gonna go poop I know

'Cause the poop comes from your derriere
And your sisters like to watch and stare
Diapers bulging out back there
Stinky butt smells in the air, in the air

Did di di di dit ...

Pissing in a soaked diaper
Waiting for the diaper change
Sorry bro, I need to finish this game
Aw, come on, sis, that excuse is lame
You'd press pause to go pee just the same

Unsure of hygiene of your behind
Where the smells are stronger
And they last longer than daytime
Youre gonna go poop I know

'Cause the poop comes from your derriere
And your sisters like to watch and stare
Diapers bulging out back there
Stinky butt smells in the air, in the air

Did di di di dit ...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/america/ventura+highway_20007201.html.

Until It Leaks

Sung to "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica

Where do I take this poop of mine?
I have the runs but it stays inside

So tear it off and throw it out
There's poop inside stinking all about
And the poop still clings to me
So wear it, until it leaks

Still wearing the first diaper of the day
You poop just once, on you it stays

So tear it open, but beware
There's poop inside, look if you dare
And the poop still clings to me
So wipe me, until I'm clean

*It protects you, so wear it
It covers you, so wear it
It wraps you, so wear it
It diapers you, so wear it

Until it leaks**
So tell me why you've diapered me
Don't have to shit, don't need to pee

I'll tear it open, take it off
No more odors can make me cough
But fear of accidents shames me
So wear it, until it leaks

[*--** Repeat]

I don't want it

So tear it open, but beware
There's poop inside, look if you dare
And the poop still clings to me
So wipe me, until I'm clean...

I'll tear it open, take it off
No more odors can make me cough
But fear of accidents shames me
So wear it, until it leaks

Until it leaks...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/load.html#4.

Up with the Thickness

Sung to "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed

Can you smell that?
It's shit!

Drowning deep in my sea of pooping
My diarrhea I feel
(Will you be diapering me?)
It seems what's left of my toilet training
Is slowly changing me
(Will you be diapering me?)

Smelling my own defecation
When suddenly it stinks bad
Reekingly it stinks bad (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You'll make a diaper boy of me

[chorus:]

Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness [x3]

Take off my pants and let them drop on down
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness
Come on, sister, get me diapered up with the thickness

Incontinence, it is what has become of me
I can see my diapers, the thickness is rising
I can't deny what I see
(Will you keep diapering me?)
It seems that all of my pants are now gone
To the Salvation Army
(Will you keep diapering me?)

It seems you're having no trouble
Dealing with my diaper changes
Giving me diaper changes (oh yes)
The house is a smelly place
Now that you've made a diaper boy of me

[chorus]

(and when I dream) [x4]
No mommy, don't do it again!
Don't do it again!
I'm a diaper boy!
I'm a diaper boy, I'm sure!
No mommy don't train me!
Why did you have to train me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're training me!
Why did you have to make me use the toilet?
Why don't you,
Why don't you just let me wear diapers?
Why can't you just let me wear diapers?
Why can't you just let me wear diapers?
Never stick me in the bathroom again!

Come on!
I don't need the toilet! you just don't understand mommy!
How would you like to see what it's like, mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to change me!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/disturbed/downwiththesickness.html.

We Are The Diaper Boys MIDI

Sung to "We Are The Champions" by Queen (to be sung by boys only)

I've pooped my pants
Time after time
My parents treat it
Like it's some kind of crime

A bad odor
I smell of poo
I've had my share of spankings to my butt
I've come to tell you

We are the diaper boys - my friends
And we'll keep on pooping out our rear ends
We are the diaper boys
We are the diaper boys
No time for toilets
'Cause we are the diaper boys - of the world

My butt is diapered
And so are my balls
My mom has taken away my pants and everything that goes with them
Goodbye toilet stalls

But it's been no big suprise
No breaking news
My sister expected me to wind up in diapers
Cuz' of her feminist views

We are the diaper boys - my friends
And we'll keep on pooping out our rear ends
We are the diaper boys
We are the diaper boys
No time for toilets
'Cause we are the diaper boys - of the world

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/112595.html.

We Are The Girls

Sung to "We Are The World" by USA for Africa (to be sung by girls only)

There comes a time
When we need to take control
When we girls must come together as one
There are boys pooping
And it's time to diaper butts
That's our objective, our goal

They can't go on, stinking every day
Without someone to perform a diaper change
We're all a part of a big sisterhood
And the truth- you know diapers are what boys need

(CHORUS)

We are the girls,
We are the sisters
We are the ones who diaper boys
So let's start changing

It's our voice they're hearing
We're making our stance known
It's true that toilet training boys
We don't condone!

They shit and they fart
And they soil their underwear
They wet their beds, and they always pee
As mom has shown us
By folding layers of cloth
And so we all must take a stand

REPEAT CHORUS)

When they have accidents
Dripping up and down the hall
Untoilet trained boys,
It seems just like that they all...
Smell, smell, smell, let's realize
Diaper changes only come
When we go out and diaper their bums!

(REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/michaeljackson/weretheworldusaforafrica.html.

We Will Diaper You MIDI

Sung to "We Will Rock You" by Queen (to be sung by girls only)

Buddy you're a boy make a big mess
Playing with yourself gonna be a diaper boy today
You got shit on your ass
You're passing gas
And just acting so very very crass

We will we will diaper you
We will we will diaper you

Buddy you're a smelly boy stinky boy
Pooping in your pants gonna take a crap today
You got shit on your ass
You're tooting gas
Sharing your odors with the entire class

We will we will diaper you
We will we will diaper you

Buddy you're a diapered boy pantless boy
Pleading with your sisters gonna make you wear diapers all day
You got shit on your ass
You're farting gas
Diapering your butt in a big cloth mass

We will we will diaper you
We will we will diaper you

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/112546.html.

Welcome to My Diapers

Sung to "Welcome to My Nightmare" by Alice Cooper

Welcome to my diapers
I think you're gonna like them.
I think you're gonna feel you belong.
They're for masturbation
And for your recreation.
You wanna feel at ease cause' you belong.

Welcome to my diapers,
Welcome to my fetish,
I hope I didn't scare you.
That's just the way they are,
When you come down!
We pee, poop and fart here,
Cause gas is just a smell here,
You know inside you feel right at home.

Yeah, welcome to my fetish, Ohhhh...
Welcome to my diapers, Yeahhhh...

Welcome to my diapers,
I think you're gonna like them,
I think you're gonna feel you belong.
We pee, poop and fart here,
Cause gas is just a smell here,
Welcome to my diapers,
Welcome to my fetish.
Yeah!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/alice+cooper/welcome+to+my+nightmare_20342779.html.

What I Like About Poo

Sung to "What I Like About You" by The Romantics (to be sung by boys only)

Hey, uh huh huh
Hey, uh huh huh

What I like about poo, it feels so right
Tell me I'm the only one who likes to poop all night, yeah

It's emerging from my rear
It's smelly and it stinks in my diapers here, 'cause it's true
That's what I like about poo

What I like about poo, is dirtying up my pants
Soil them up, brown, pull them down, they don't stand a chance, yeah

It's emerging from my rear
It's smelly and it stinks in my diapers here, 'cause it's true

That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo

Wahh!

Hey!

What I like about poo, poo feels so warm with delight
Never wanna' let poo go in a toilet, that ain't right, yeah

It's emerging from my rear
It's smelly and it stinks in my diapers here, 'cause it's true
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
That's what I like about poo (whispered)
Hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
Hey, uh huh huh, brrr
Hey, uh huh huh, hey

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/whatilikeaboutyoulyrics.html.

When You're Smellin'

Sung to "When You're Smiling"

When you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'
The whole world can sure smell you.
And when you're crappin', keep on crappin', crappin', crappin'
Your butt keeps crappin' poo.

And when you're peein', you bring on the rain.
So keep on peein' just let it all drain.
Because when you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'.
The whole world can smell you... PHEW!

(instrumental break)

When you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'
The whole world can sure smell you.
And when you're crappin', keep on crappin', crappin', crappin'
Your butt keeps crappin' poo.

And when you're peein', you bring on the rain.
So keep on peein' just let it all drain.
Because when you're smellin', keep on smellin', smellin', smellin'.
The whole world can smell you... PHEW!

The great big workd will sure smell you!
The whole wide world will say, PHEE-EWW!

The whole wide world will smile with you

Original lyrics can be found at http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/riff/11/frame/w4.html.

White Diaper MIDI

Sung to "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane

One pill makes you poop more, and one pill makes you poop less,
And the ones that Mother gives you don't even create a mess
Go ask sister, because she knows best.

And if you go wearing diapers, and you know you're gonna regress
Tell her you and your brothers are having a big diaper-pooping contest
Call your sister, she'll be impressed.

When the boys in the contest relax their bowels and let it flow
And you've just had some kind of movement and your diapers are sagging low
Go ask your sister, she's a pro!

When feces and excrement have exited your butt and spread
And the white diaper is holding it in, heavy as a ton of lead
Remember, what your sister said: "Pee instead! Pee instead!"

Original lyrics can be found at http://morgana.punk.net/lyrics/whiterabbit.html.

White Diapers MIDI

Sung to the "Green Acres" TV show theme

White diapers is all I ever wear
Not toilet trained and I don't care!
Legs spread apart so far and wide,
Diapers so thick and high-- no way to hide!

Diapered is how I'd rather stay,
Wearing diapers every single day!
I just love the feeling of my poo!
Sister, I love you, so treat me just like I'm two!

The wipes!

The dipes!

Foul air!

My derriere!

"You are my brother!", "Yes, sis and mother!"

"White diapers is all you'll wear!"

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.algonet.se/~kosher/obp/green.html.

Who Could They Be For?

Sung to "Who Could It Be Now?" by Men at Work

Who could those diapers be intended for?
Not for me, I don't need them anymore.
Even when it is late at night.
I stay dry in my bed with delight.
All I wish is not be accident prone
Get through the night, wake dry as a bone
Best off if you take them back.
Return them to the sales rack.

Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?

Who could it be knocking at my door?
Not my mom, because it's only four.
Why is she home so early today?
I'll let her in, hear what she has to say.
I've done no wrong, mom, I keep to myself.
As I watch mommy put the diapers on my shelf
"How'd you like diapers on your rear end?"
Mommy, what message are you trying to send?

Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?
Who can they be for?

Has my mom taken my pants away?
Why does she do this to me?
Keep me as a baby for eternity
It's just her fantasy.

Oh...Who can they be for?
Oh...Who can they...Who can they...
Yeah yeah yeah

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.preterhuman.net/texts/lyrics_and_music_related/unsorted_lyrics/who_can_it_be_now.txt.

Wipe It

Sung to "Whip It" by Devo (to be sung by boys only)

Wipe those butts
From the anus to the nuts
Wipe up the crack
From the front and to the back
When a poopy butt smells strong
You must wipe it
Before the poop sits there too long
You must wipe it
To leave it would be wrong
You must wipe it

Now wipe it
Wipe it clean
Clean it up
Do it great
Go forward
Move ahead
Don't neglect it
It's not too late
To wipe it
Wipe it good

When a butt's covered in brown
You must wipe it
The smell will make you frown
Unless you wipe it
The poop won't go away
Unless you wipe it

I say wipe it
Wipe it good
I say wipe it
Wipe it good

Wipe those butts
From the anus to the nuts
Wipe up the crack
From the front and to the back
When a poopy butt smells strong
You must wipe it
Before the poop sits there too long
You must wipe it
To leave it would be wrong
You must wipe it

Now wipe it
Wipe it clean
Clean it up
Do it great
Go forward
Move ahead
Don't neglect it
It's not too late
To wipe it
Wipe it good
Wipe it clean
Clean it up
Do it great
Go forward
Move ahead
Don't neglect it
It's not too late
To wipe it
Wipe it good

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/devo/whip+it_20039747.html.

Wipe Me Two Times

Sung to "Love Me Two Times" by The Doors (to be sung by boys only)

Wipe me two times, sis
Wipe me twice today
Wipe me two times, girl
I'm messy today
Wipe me two times, girl
Wipe me twice tomorrow
Wipe me twice today
Wipe me two times
I'm messy today

Wipe me one time
It'll leave a streak
Wipe me one time
And I'll still reek
But Wipe me two times, girl
And use your best technique
Wipe me two times
I'm messy today
Wipe me two times
I'm messy today

Oh, yes

Wipe me two times, sis
Wipe me twice today
Wipe me two times, sis
I'm messy today
Wipe me two times, girl
Wipe me twice tomorrow
Wipe me twice today
Wipe me two times
I'm messy today
Wipe me two times
I'm messy today
Wipe me two times
I'm messy today

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/doors/love+me+two+times_20042654.html.

Wipe Me Up Before You Go-Go

Sung to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham! (to be sung by boys only)

Shitty butt
Shitty butt
Shitty butt
Shitty butt

I make poo poo and I fart
I send my smells sky high, it's off the charts
Shitty butt into your nose
Goes a phew phew phew not smelling like a rose

If my stink's bugging you
If my butt don't smell right
My sister will then diaper me good and tight
Then after that I went to bed
The next morning my diapers were heavy as lead

Wipe me up before you go-go
Do a good job, not just so-so
Wipe me up before you go-go
And then make diapers very thick and high

Wipe me up before you go-go
Leave me pantless so my diapers show-show
Wipe me up before you go-go
Change me again tonight
I wanna go to bed dry

You take my pants and lock them away
I may not see them again for a hundred days
Diapering me is always your aim
You put them on so thickly, always the same

And then you wait until I've made stool
Usually after you've come home from school
Come on, sister, let's not fight
Change me first, everything will be alright

Wipe me up before you go-go
Do a good job, not just so-so
Wipe me up before you go-go
And then make diapers very thick and high

Wipe me up before you go-go
Leave me pantless so my diapers show-show
Wipe me up before you go-go
Change me again tonight
I wanna go to bed dry

Come on, sister, you do it right
Put on my diapers so bright and white
Your underwear is thin and red
You also wear pants, but I wear diapers instead

Wipe me up before you go-go
Do a good job, not just so-so
Wipe me up before you go-go
And then make diapers very thick and high

Wipe me up before you go-go
Leave me pantless so my diapers show-show
Wipe me up before you go-go
Change me again tonight
I wanna go to bed dry

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsdownload.com/wham-wake-me-up-before-you-go-go-lyrics.html.

Whole Lotta Diapers Goin' On

Sung to "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" by Jerry Lee Lewis (to be sung by girls only)

Come over, brother
whole lot of diapers goin' on
Yes, I said come over brother
Brother you can't wear a thong
I ain't kiddin'
Whole lot of diapers goin' on

Well I said come over, brother
we got diapers by the ton
oooh... huh..
Come over, brother
Bro, this is gonna be a lot of fun
I ain't kiddin'
Whole lot of diapers goin' on

Chorus

Well I said poop, brother, poop
I said poop, brother, poop
I said poop 'em, brother, poop 'em
I said poop, brother, poop
Come on over
Whole lot of diapers goin' on

Ahhhhh Let's Go !

[Bridge]

Well I said come over, brother
You're gettin diapers on your bum
Who's bum?
what bum?
Your bum!
Come over, brother well, this is gonna be a lot of fun
I ain't kiddin'
Whole lot of diapers goin' on

Easy Now (lower)
Poop 'em Ahhhh... poop 'em, bro
Yeah.... You can poop one time for me
Well I said come over brother
Whole lot of diapers goin' on

Now let's get real serious now
Poop, brother, poop!
All you gotta do, brother, is get down and squat
Spread your legs and take a shit
That's what you gotta do, yeah....
Oh, brother, whole lotta shittin' goin' on

Now let it go one more time

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.metrolyrics.com/whole-lotta-shakin-goin-on-lyrics-jerry-lee-lewis.html.

Yellow-Stained Undies

Sung to "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles (to be sung by boys only)

In the town where I had lived
Was a boy who smelled of pee
And he told me of his life
Of wearing wet undies

So he took me to his home
Where I met his siblings
The three boys took off their pants
And after that, they began to sing...

We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies

The three boys and I make four
Many more of them live next door
And then we all begin to say

We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies

It's as if it's a disease
Thick diapers are what we need
Because we poo, we also pee
In our yellow-stained undies (and brown!)

We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies

We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies
We all wear our yellow-stained undies,
Yellow-stained undies, yellow-stained undies

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/yellow+submarine_10026704.html.

You Can Leave Your Shirt On

Sung to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones

Brother, take off your shoes, and socks
Brother, take off your pants. I'll help you take off your pants.
Brother, take off your briefs, they're a mess

You can leave your shirt on.
You can leave your shirt on.
You can leave your shirt on.

Go up there, on the table. Yes, on the table.
Naked rear, I see you there, soon diapered up tight!
Raise your legs in the air, now spread 'em.

You give me reason to laugh.
You give me reason to laugh.
You give me reason to laugh.
You can leave your shirt on!

Your old pants are burning. That's right, they're burned and charred
You'll be stuck in your diapers for hours.
You won't know where your pants are.
You won't know where your pants are.
I'll know where your pants are.
You can leave your shirt on.
You can...

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tomjones/youcanleaveyourhaton.html.
Christmas Carols

Away in a Diaper

Sung to "Away in a Manger"

Away in a diaper, 'cuz he wets the bed
My little brother's diapers, heavy like lead
He stays in his diapers all night and all day
My little brother's diapers are here to stay

Mother is calling, my brother awakes,
His diapers' pee could fill up all the Great Lakes
I love my little brother, a cute little guy,
He stays in his diapers, they rise up so high.

When near me, oh brother, I ask you to stay
Away from me when you're pooping while you play,
Mess in your rear, in your thick underwear,
I'll take you to your room, change your diapers there.

Original lyrics can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Away_in_a_Manger.

Brother Got Diapered Up By His Sister

Sung to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy

Brother got diapered up by his sister,
In the front room of our house Christmas Eve.
You can say, "don't put your boys in diapers,"
But as for mom and sister they believe.

He'd eaten too many baked beans,
And to the toilet we begged him to go,
But he forgot and kept on playing,
And pooped his pants while rolling in the snow.

When he came back in to the house,
Mom checked his trousers from the back.
He had poop smears on his buttocks.
And more poop running up in his butt crack.

Now we're all so proud of mama,
She's been handling this so well.
Throwing out his soiled blue jeans,
How I wish I could describe the smell!
(Phe-eww!)

He will spend Christmas without trousers,
He'll be diapered up in white.
And I just can't help but wonder,
Should we loosen up the pins,
Or keep them tight?
(Keep them tight!)

Now he's on the changing table,
His poopy butt smelled like a pig (Eeewww!)
And his pure plain white cloth diapers,
Bulged out from his butt so very big.

I've warned all my other brothers,
They'd better watch out for themselves.
You should never trust a boy,
Who still poops in his pants at age twelve.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.nevada.edu/~blake/Christmas.songs.html#Grandma%20Got%20Run%20Over%20By%20a%20Reindeer.

Brother of the Smells

Sung to "Carol of the Bells" by Peter Wilhousky

Phew! How the smells,
Poopy, stinky smells,
All seem to say,
"Change him today!"

Brother's smelly rear,
Poop is all smeared,
Will his diapers hold?
He's ten years old!

Pee! Poop! Pee! Poop!
Runny as soup.
Diaper rash sting,
Desitin I bring!

One seems to hear,
Farts from his rear,
From everywhere,
Filling the air!

Look what I found,
Poop is all brown,
Urine is stale,
Get the diaper pail!

Look at his thing,
It's stiffening,
Brother, don't fear,
Diapers are here!

Diapered, diapered, diapered, diapered brother,
Diapered, diapered, diapered, diapered brother!

On your rear end,
Tightly they're pinned,
Pantless, they show,
White as the snow!

Pee, poop, pee, pee... poop!

Original lyrics can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_of_the_Bells.

The Diaper Song

Sung to "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)"

Diapers soaking in a diaper pail
Diapers drying on the line
Diapers being worn by a young male
Not an infant or toddler- he is nine

Everybody knows some diapers and some plastic pants
Help make a boy quite a sight
His thick diapers really accent and enhance
His butt in diapers so tight, so big and white

He knows that sister is on her way
She's going to change his diapers sometime today
She'll put him in diapers so clean and dry
She'll pin them up so tight and so high

And so I'll say to you this simple phrase
For boys who can't hold their pee or poo
And watch their soiled pants go up in flames in a blaze
Diapers belong to you!

Original lyrics can be found at http://washingtonmo.com/christmas/lyric/1006.htm.

Diapers We Have Pinned Up High

Sung to "Angels We Have Heard On High"

Diapers we have pinned up high
Keeping our beds dry at night
And our sister in reply
Looks at our butts clad in white

Gloria in her skimpy thong
Gloria in her skimpy thong

Diapers full of poop and pee
Thick diapers are on my rear
What great whiteness our sister sees
On our butts throughout the year

(Refrain)

Sagging down towards my knees
When my diapers start to stink
They're at full capacity
Holding all I eat and drink

(Refrain)

My sister is not afraid
To wipe the poop off my behind
She's so good, she needs no aid
Being doing it since she was nine

(Refrain)

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/heard-on-high.html.

Dick and Balls

Sung to "Deck the Halls"

Dick and balls powdered by Holly
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Then diapered by her friend Molly
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Don we now our big thick diapers
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Because we are such poor butt wipers
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Smell the stinky poop from my butt
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Smell the gassy fart I just cut
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Follow sis into my bedroom
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
She masks my smells with her perfume
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Poopy mess thick as molasses
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
She's good at wiping boys' asses
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

She keeps me diapered forever
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Potty training will be never
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Original lyrics can be found at http://washingtonmo.com/christmas/lyric/1009.htm.

Do You Smell What I Smell? MIDI

Sung to "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Said the sister to her other sis,
"Do you smell what I smell?
In his diapers, our little brother,
Do you smell what I smell?
A boy, a boy, pooping in the night,
With diapers so big, thick and white,
With diapers so big, thick and white!"

Said the little boy to his big sisters,
"Yes, I smell what you smell.
Pooping and peeing, diapered boy,
Yes, I smell what you smell.
Diapers, diapers, high above my waist,
With a big, full load of poop and pee,
With a big, full load of poop and pee!"

Said the diapered boy to his loving mom,
"Can you change my diapers now?
I humbly ask you, my dear mom,
Can you change my diapers now?"
"My son, my son, your sisters have been told,
To change your diapers and apply many folds,
To change your diapers and apply many folds!"

Said the girls to the boys everywhere,
"Listen to what we say!
Boys belong in diapers everywhere,
Listen to what we say!
All boys, all boys-- we say with such delight--
Shall wear diapers all day and all night,
Shall wear diapers all day and all night!"

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/do-you-hear.html.

Go Put Them on the Mountain

Sung to "Go Tell It on the Mountain"

When I visit Deeker's,
In diapers all day,
I asked sister to change me,
And wipe the poop away.

Go put them on the mountain,
On the pile of underwear,
Go put them on the mountain,
Of dirty diapers worn.

She put me in clean diapers,
She wiped my dick and balls,
And then she took my diapers,
To the washroom down the hall.

Go put them on the mountain,
On the pile of underwear,
Go put them on the mountain,
Of dirty diapers worn.

Original lyrics can be found at http://xmasfun.com/Lyrics.asp?ID=21.

Have Yourself A Diapered Little Christmas

Sung to "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a diapered little Christmas,
Wear your diapers tight
From now on,
Your poop will be out of sight.

Have yourself a diapered little Christmas,
We'll take your pants away,
From now on,
You'll wear only diapers all day

Watch your pants go up in a blaze,
Reduced to ashen grays galore
Your rear end, once a fear to us,
Can be near to us once more.

Through the years
You'll be diapered by Heather
If your parents allow
Because they know boys belong in diapers, and how!
So have yourself a diapered little Christmas now.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.carols.org.uk/have_yourself_a_merry_little_christmas.htm.

Here Comes Diaper Boy

Sung to "Here Comes Santa Claus" by Gene Autry and Oakley Haldeman

Here comes diaper boy
Here comes diaper boy
Right down diaper boy lane
Waddling and toddling in all his diapers
They full of pee and poop stains

His butt's stinking, and he's thinking
How his diapers are tight
They are like thick underwear
And on his butt they're white

Here comes diaper boy
Here comes diaper boy
Right down diaper boy lane
He's got diapers that are filled with poop
And pee, he needs changed again

Hear those plastic pants wrinkle, crinkle.
What an adorable sight
He gets in bed and rests his head
Wearing his diapers all night

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.nevada.edu/~blake/Christmas.songs.html#Here%20Comes%20Santa%20Claus.

I'm Dreaming Of Some White Diapers MIDI

Sung to "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"

I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
Just like the ones I used to wear.
Diapers made for pissing,
That feeling I'm missing,
When toilets were the least of all my cares.

I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
So big and thick and high and tight.
May your diapers be quite a sight,
And may all your diapers be white.

I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
Made from cotton that is so bright.
Pulled up into my crotch to the height,
Of my armpits, they're higher than a kite.

I'm dreaming of some white diapers,
Pins up the left side and the right.
Shit stains in the seat make a blight,
So wash them and wear them tonight.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.carols.org.uk/white_christmas.htm.

I'm Gettin' Diapers for Christmas

Sung to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas"

I took a dump behind the shed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I peed and wet myself in bed,
Somebody snitched on me.

I smeared my poop on Mommy's rug,
Blamed it on my brother Doug,
I used a laxative drug,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Mommy and Daddy are mad,
I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
My brother and sister are glad.

I've got skidmarks in my underwear,
Somebody snitched on me.
Pooped while I walked around bare,
Somebody snitched on me.

I took a whizz on Mommy's plants,
I soiled all my underpants,
I used the toilet? Not a chance!
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Big, thick, white, fluffy pads
I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
'Cause diapers are for messy lads.

I wiped my butt with sister's bra,
Somebody snitched on me.
Made piss ice cubes, wait 'till they thaw,
Somebody snitched on me.

I've forever sealed my fate,
Using toilets is what I hate,
In diapers I masturbate,
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Padding my butt and my nads.
I'm gettin' diapers for Christmas,
Plain white, no colors or plaids.

So if you want to wear diapers, too,
Don't use the toilet for pee or poo,
You'll get diapers for Christmas.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.prose-n-poetry.com/christmas_song/296.

I Smelled Three Shits

Sung to "I Saw Three Ships"

I saw three shits in his diapers
On brother's butt, on brother's butt;
I saw three shits in his diapers
On brother's butt in the morning.

What's in those diapers? Poop and pee,
On brother's butt, On brother's butt.
What's in those diapers? Poop and pee,
On brother's butt in the morning.

Sisters Mary and Christine were there,
Wiping his butt, wiping his butt;
Sisters Mary and Christine were there,
Wiping his butt in the morning.

Hey sisters, smell those shits all three,
From brother's butt, from brother's butt;
Hey sisters, smell those shits all three,
From brother's butt in the morning.

And they went into his bedroom
To clean his butt, to clean his butt;
And they went into his bedroom
To clean his butt in the morning.

And all the boys on earth will stink,
Of poopy butts, of poopy butts;
And all the boys on earth will stink,
Of poopy butts in the morning.

And all the girls on earth shall wipe
Their brothers' butts, their brothers' butts;
And all the girls on earth shall wipe
Their brothers' butts in the morning.

And all the boys on earth shall have
Diapered-up butts, diapered-up butts;
And all the boys on earth shall have
Diapered-up butts in the morning.

Then let us all take good looks at
Our brothers' butts, our brothers' butts;
Then let us all take good looks at
Our brothers' butts in the morning.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.carols.org.uk/i_saw_three_ships.htm.

It Came Out Of His Diapered Rear MIDI

Sung to "It Came Upon The Midnight Clear"

It came out of his diapered rear.
Those diapers held all they could hold.
My brother's bending over to poop.
Also, he's ten years old.
Piss in the diaper, good and wet.
Oh what a bad stench that will bring!
The load in his diapers smells so bad,
And to his butt his poop clings!

Still, through the odorous air I come,
To do my job as a girl.
To change my brother's stinky diapers,
The smell just might make you hurl!
Above his diapered body I stand,
I bend down to undo the pins.
And then I remove all of his diapers,
And look at him with a big grin!

I wipe away his big stinky load,
The smells fill the air high and low.
I get his butt and balls nice and clean,
I take my time and do it slow.
Look out for those surprise golden showers,
He'll piss on you and everything.
Because his penis stands stiff and straight,
It always pops up like a spring!

Then I prepare the clean diapers,
Layered with so many folds.
So thick, so white, and rising so high,
If he complains then my mom scolds.
Lastly go on the plastic pants,
Showing much of his bare legs' skin.
He never gets any jeans to wear,
His diapers aren't at all thin!

It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Diapers

Sung to "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

It's beginning to smell a lot like diapers
Everywhere he goes
He reeks of poop of pee
My sister and I agree
When we see Doug we should all plug our nose

It's beginning to smell a lot like diapers
Toilet trained no more
The funniest sight to see
Is my brother who will be
In thick diapers galore!

A new pair of plastic pants and more diapers perchance
We'd like to see on his rear end
Diapers that are white and put on tight
Diapers that are heavily pinned
And giving our brother diapers is what we intend

It's beginning to smell a lot like diapers
Everywhere you go
He took a dump, you can tell
Just by the nasty smell
But his thick diapers don't let it show

It's beginning to smell a lot like diapers
Smell my brother's fart
The stench will make you gag
And then puke in a bag
And then out of the room you'll dart

Original lyrics can be found at http://washingtonmo.com/christmas/lyric/1032.htm.

It's The Most Diaper-Full Sight on His Rear

Sung to "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" by Eddie Pola and George Wyle

It's the most diaper-full sight on his rear.
With the boys diapers smelling,
And everyone telling you,
"Wipe clean his rear!"
It's the most diaper-full sight on his rear.

There'll be diapers for peeing,
There'll be diapers for pooping,
Diapers white as the snow.

There'll be powdered-up scrotums,
And padded-up bottoms,
Of boys untrained long, long ago.

It's the most diaper-full sight on his rear.
There'll be much urinating
And butts defecating,
When diapered boys are near.
It's the most diaper-full sight on his rear.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.nevada.edu/~blake/Christmas.songs.html#It's%20the%20most%20wonderful%20time%20of%20the%20year.

Let 'Em Show

Sung to "Let It Snow" by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne

Since your big sister is so spiteful
She finds diapering you delightful
Since your diapers are white as snow,
Let 'em show, let 'em show, let 'em show

Your mother gave you a whopping
And now she's gone out shopping
To buy diaper fabric to sew
Let 'em show, let 'em show, let 'em show

When they diaper you up good and tight
To catch your big smelly shit storm
Your diapers will be high and white
Your diapers will feel nice and warm

Because there is no denying
You pooped your pants, don't try lying
On your butt your diapers go,
Let 'em show, let 'em show, let 'em show

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/letitsnow.html.

Little Diaper Boy

Sung to "Little Drummer Boy"

(girl singing)

Come they told me to look at his bum
A diaper boy to see, come look at his bum
The biggest laughs it brings, go look at his bum
Of all the funniest things, I've looked at his bum
Looked at his bum, looked at his bum

So, to diaper him we'll pad up his bum,
When we come.

(boy singing)

Little baby, I can see your big bum
I'm a diaper boy, too, just look at my bum
I have no pants to wear over my big bum
Not even one lone pair to cover my bum
Cover my bum, cover my bum

So I'll play with you since we have big bums
Sucking our thumbs.

Mary nodded and said we have such big bums
Diapered all the time, we have such big bums
I pooped my diaper for her to clean up my bum
I made a mess for her to clean up my bum
Wipe up my bum, dipe up my bum

Then she smiled at me, "You have a big bum!"
Me and my bum.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.carols.org.uk/little_drummer_boy.htm.

Phew! The Diaper Boys Stink

Sung to "Hark! the Herald Angels Sing"

Phew! The diaper boys stink,
Soak their diapers in the sink;
Pee and turds they smell so vile
You can smell it from a mile!
Diapers have such a high rise
Too thick for pants, won't compromise
Layers a'plenty, can't see the stains
Like a hundred pairs of Hanes
Phew! The diaper boys stink,
Soak their diapers in the sink!

Out from their butts the poop poured,
A smell that cannot be ignored!
Diapers thickly their rumps,
They're all full of poopy lumps!
Veiled in diapers that I can see
Filling them with poop and pee
Pleased am I when they don't smell
But such times are rare as hell
Phew! The diaper boys stink,
Soak their diapers in the sink!

Diapers white as the lamb's fleece,
The diapers will never cease!
When their diaper rashes sting,
I wipe them clean, as fresh as spring.
I put their diapers on up high
No telling how long they'll stay dry
Been in diapers since their birth
Their diapers increase their girth
Phew! The diaper boys stink,
Soak their diapers in the sink!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.carols.org.uk/hark_the_herald_angels_sing.htm.

Randy the Diapered Boy

Sung to "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by John Marks

You know David and Dennis
And Peter and Victor
Connor and Curtis and Donny and Vincent,
But do you recall,
The most smelliest boy of them all?

Randy, the diapered boy
had a very smelly rear.
And, if you ever smelled it,
You would run away in fear.

All of the other schoolboys,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Randy
Escape from his smelly shame.

Then one Friday after school,
Sister came to say:
"Randy, I'll come to your aid,
Diaper every boy in your grade,

Next week the boys backed off,
And you could very plainly see,
Their sisters diapered them up,
No more did they tease Randy!

Original lyrics can be found at http://washingtonmo.com/christmas/lyric/1060.htm.

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

Sung to "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"

You better watch out,
You better beware.
You better not mess
In your underwear.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.

He's making a list
Of all of the boys
Who are getting diapers
Instead of toys,
Santa Claus is comin' to town.

He sees you when you're peeing
He knows you when you go poo
He knows when you have messed your pants
And when you do, it's diapers for you!

You better watch out,
You better beware.
You better not mess
In your underwear.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.

Original lyrics can be found at http://washingtonmo.com/christmas/lyric/1061.htm.

Silver Pins

Sung to "Silver Bells" by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans

Shitty diapers,
Smelly diapers
Dressed in diaper boy style
In the air there's an odor of brothers

Girls laughing
At boys' asses
Making all the girls smile
In ev'ry boy's diapers you'll see

Silver pins, silver pins
It's diaper time for all brothers
Passing gas, smell his ass
Soon it will be changing time

Stacks of diapers
All cloth diapers
Gleam of pure snowy white
As the sisters start changing their brothers

Hear his butt fart
See him make art
On his diaper canvas
And it all comes from out of his rear

Silver pins, silver pins
It's diaper time for all brothers

Passing gas, smell his ass
Soon it will be changing time

Original lyrics can be found at http://washingtonmo.com/christmas/lyric/1043.htm.

The Twelve Diapered Days of Christmas MIDI

Sung to "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the twelfth day of Christmas my sister gave to me...

Twelve prefolded diapers,
Eleven plastic pants,
Ten diaper pins,
Nine soaker pads,
Eight tubs of butt wipes,
Seven baby powders,
Six tubes of lotion,
Five wooden cribs,
Four high chairs,
Three baby bottles,
Two sippy cups,
And a big, swift patt on the butt!

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.carols.org.uk/the_twelve_days_of_christmas.htm.

We Wish You Were Wearing Diapers

Sung to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

We wish you were wearing diapers;
We wish you were wearing diapers;
We wish you were wearing diapers, on your crappy-poo rear.

Thick diapers we'll bring to you with some pins
Thick diapers for our brother and his crappy-poo rear.

Oh, bring him some thick white diapers;
Oh, bring him some thick white diapers;
Oh, bring him some thick white diapers to pad up his rear: Refrain

We won't rest until he gets some;
We won't rest until he gets some;
We won't rest until he gets some, let's diaper his rear: Refrain

We wish you were wearing diapers;
We wish you were wearing diapers;
We wish you were wearing diapers on your crappy-poo rear.

Original lyrics can be found at http://www.christmas-carols.net/carols/merry-christmas.html.