Getting The Diapers

I was a wannabe diaper lover and I couldn't bring up enough courage to 
buy some diapers. Anyway, it was my little bro's birthday. He is 8 but 
I treat him like a baby. I was at a shop and I was buying little baby 
things for my brother and I also was in the diaper aisle, so I was 
there and there was no one else in the aisle. Then I was just about to 
pick up the biggest I could find they were for 8-13kg. That's pretty 
small. So then I really wanted them but thoughts went through my head. 
I breathed in then breathed out and I decided to grab them. Then 
someone walked into the aisle, so next to the diapers was deodorant. So 
I then suddenly changed and picked up a deodorant. Luckily the other 
girl wasn't in there long, so I grabbed them and put them in my hand 
basket and started going to the cash register. At this time I didn't 
care who knew because I thought up a good excuse. It was my little 
bro's birthday and my mum asked me to get some diapers for him because 
he was low (bull poo) but I grabbed them then I went to the register 
and I was not looking at the diapers. I was staring back into the shop 
anyway from the corner of my eye I was looking at the diapers and she 
scanned them first and then I paid with a 20. She knew that it wasn't 
for me because I didn't pull my wallet out and get the 20 out of my 
wallet. I was at the register and I looked out of the shop at some of 
the people in other grades and I noticed them, but that was cool 
because they didn't know that my brother was 8 and out of diapers, but 
then I saw a chick with them but they didn't see me, so that was cool 
and I had my excuse anyway. I bought them and walked out of the store 
and put the things in my bag and I was free. I got home and they didn't 
fit, but when I put two together they were too big, so I attached half 
of one to the other and now I'm wearing the diaper and no one knows and 
I'm free.