I removed all my hair so I was baby smooth, then I diapered myself with 
four Attends. I stuff the first one with 5 cups of sticky rice so my 
big baby Pampers were super loaded. I put baby prints around my waist 
and clear duct tape the whole waist several times so I couldn't get the 
diapers off with out cutting them off. I then put my bib on with my big 
baby nipple pacifier attached with a cord to the bib, and filled a 
bottle. I packed a bag with my bootees, bottle then I put on loose 
pants and shirt and went out.

At the time I lived downtown San Diego,.It was a weekday and it was 
late night. I walked around for a time until I came to a dark street. I 
took off my pants and shirt and replaced my shoes with my baby bootees. 
I stuffed the bag with my clothes in a bush. I then started waddling 
down the street sucking on my bottle. Not too many people noticed me 
but this one car with teen or young adults had seen me. I heard then 
yell to the driver, �Go around, go around! You won't believe what we 
just seen! A bald big baby boy wearing only a bib, bootees, and a 
loaded big baby Pampers!�

I got really scared and tried to run as fast as my thickly loaded 
diapered butt would let me run, which I couldn�t run in, just waddle 
very fast away. I could hear them over on the next block yelling, �Hey, 
baby! Did you escape from a nursery school? We'll take you back so you 
can get your loaded diaper changed! Or did you escape from a mental 
ward? We'll take you there!� I had ducked down an alley which they kept 
on missing. They kept on shouting, �You better stand still so we can 
find you, or we will call the police and tell them there is a mental 
patient loose!� I got really scared and hid out in the dark. I could 
hear them yell down the street looking for me, Every time they passed 
someone they asked if they had seen a big baby wearing only a bib and a 
loaded diaper. I was able to give them the slip and found my bag with 
my clothes. I quickly changed and made back to my apartment, safe and 
sound.

Baby Dehner