"Bill" BY CODY MATTHEW JAMES III 2/8/05

Chapter 30 BILL POPS THE QUESTION

We went over to the dresser and looked at all the clothes that were on 
top of it. There were pants, socks shirts, shorts, tank tops, pajamas, 
some printed all in one diapers and two large cases of disposable 
diapers, one of them were sport diapers, and the other case was school 
diapers. On the side of each box it said two gross.

"Mommy, there are over two hundred diapers in each box."

"Almost three hundred in each box. That should last you a week or two 
baby."

I opened up one box and took out a printed sport diaper, and it had the 
tool print on just the front, and on the rear waistband it said JORDAN 
ENTERPRISES.com.

"See this mommy, it was my idea." I said as I showed her the rear of 
the diaper then the front.

"There is a note from Bill it says: Jeanne, these clothes are from 
uncle Fred. Scotty can wear these clothes when he goes to school this 
Fall. Scotty should use his money for better things like pencils, pens, 
and notebook paper. See you later tonight Jeanne�Love you always�Bill."

"I don't mind wearing the pants, shorts, and shirts to school, but the 
guys might tease me if I show up wearing pajamas at school."

"You know what he means sweetheart."

Who knows with Bill�Make sure he didn't leave me a dress too." I said 
as I helped my mom put the things away.

"I think Bill wants you to wear this one today sweetheart."

"How do you know mommy?" I ask as I looked at the blue and yellow tank 
top she was holding up.

My mom turned it around and I read the note fastened to the front: WEAR 
THIS SCOTTY IF YOU GO SWIMMING �Bill.

"It looks like it's another sun suit Scotty."

"It looks different then the others I have." I said as I climbed up on 
to the dresser.

I laid down on the dresser as my mom put the new sun suit down beside 
me. I felt the top of the sun suit and it felt thicker then any of the 
ones I already have, then I felt the liner of the attached brief and if 
felt so soft and smooth.

"Mommy, I think this is a float suit like the ones Cathy got me.

"Scotty, you gonna go swimming?" Ricky yelled from outside.

"Be out in a minute Ricky."

My mom pulled my shorts down and off me, then she took off my diaper.

"Is this silk mommy?" I asked as I felt the brief again.

"I don't think so kid." my mom said, then she looked for a tag on the 
back of the top.

"Was it made by Jordan?"

"I can't tell baby. It doesn't have a tag on it. Now sit up so I can 
put it on you."

I sat up and my mom pulled it over my head then pulled it down to my 
waist.

"Lay back and raise your rear end sweetheart.

I laid back and raised my rear as my mom pulled the rear of the sun 
suit out from under me then she pulled it up between my legs.

"I think these tabs wrap from the front and fasten in the rear on the 
Velcro strip." my mom said.

I sat up as she fastened the tabs to the Velcro in the rear and 
fastened a small belt between the tabs in the rear.

"The elastic at the legs is nice and snug around your legs. I like 
that." my mom said as she felt the elastic.

"Hey it looks like I'm wearing my racer with my tank tucked inside."

"Hop down and take a look in the mirror baby."

I jumped down and checked myself out in the mirror, and then I turned 
to look at rear and said, "It looks like I'm wearing my racer swimsuit 
and I have my tank top tucked in all the way around and I like the 
little gold belt between the flaps in the rear it looks neat."

"SCOTTY?"

"Coming Ricky."

I ran to the bathroom and grabbed a towel, then I ran out to the pool.

"New sun suit Scotty?"

'Yeah Cathy, Bill wanted me to try it out." I said as I tossed my towel 
to her.

I got into the pool at the steps in the shallow end and as the water 
came up my waist, I felt my feet start leaving the bottom of the pool. 
I pulled my knees up to my chest and I was floating.

"Look Cathy, no hands."

"You learn fast Scotty. Did you fill your plastic pants with air before 
you got in?"

"No I think this is a float suit Bill got me."

"You know what that means Scotty?" Cathy asked as she got into the 
pool.

"It's my day off Cathy. No swim lessons today after all the stuff I 
went through this morning at the hospital. I don't think I can handle 
swimming lessons today."

"All you did was have your allergy test checked and then laid around 
while they did the MRI on you Scotty."

"That and I talked a kid out of beating up Dr. Giovanni, waited for 
Carlos to get out of surgery, and then I had to tell a bunch of guys 
about the Jordan products, that's all Cathy."

"Who's Carlos?" Cathy asked.

"He's a kid I met yesterday. He was having a tonselecme this morning."

"I think you mean tonsillectomy Scotty."

"Yeah that word. He was really scared Cathy, and some of the guys were 
teasing him about wearing a diaper."

"Yeah, Bill mentioned that you were running around the hospital naked 
Scotty, how come?"

"Cause I was mad, and I didn't have no clothes on, that's why."

"Okay Scotty, you convinced me, no lessons today�Ricky, want to play 
catch? I found a Scotty."

"That's no fair, two against one, and you're more then twice as big as 
me too."

"What are you saying Scotty, that I'm overweight?" Cathy asked as she 
picked me up out of the water.

"No Cathy I mean you're a lot taller then meeee." I said as I flew 
through the air.

I landed a few feet away form Ricky in the deep end of the pool.

"Hey Ricky, let's go get her." I said.

Ricky and me went to the shallow end of the pool and the splash fest 
started. We continued until Cathy admitted defeat, and Ricky and me 
knew we ruled these waters.

"Cathy, when are you going back to school?"

"In about two weeks, why Scotty?"

"Just wanted to know if you were still going to sit me."

"You're my pet project Scotty."

"Huh?"

"I'm taking child psychology one on one this fall and I'm going to be 
studying you."

"Wouldn't it be easier if you married me then you would know how I work 
better."

"Hey Scotty, how does the float suit feel?"

I looked upstairs and Bill was standing next to his door.

"Where did you get it Bill? It fits great."

"Connie at Jordan made one for her son and thought she would make you 
one Scotty. She wants you to give it your worst and let her know if it 
can be improved."

"I like it just the way it is. Now if Cathy drowns me at least my body 
will float and it will be easier for my mom to get my body out of the 
pool."

"I'll check later on tonight to see if there's a body in the pool after 
I get home." Bill said.

"Bill, tell Connie I love it and thanks."

"Bill if you wait a moment, I'll let you know how well it floats." 
Cathy said as she grabbed me.

"I'll report you to the SPCS Cathy if you try anything."

"SPCS?"

"Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Scotty's."

"That's it Scotty, keep Cathy in line." Bill said as he left.

Cathy picked me up and did a three point shot with me into the deep end 
of the pool.

We continued swimming until my mom told me to come in.

"Cathy, can�"

"We'll see Scotty."

As I got out of the pool, I smelled something I haven't smelled in a 
long time. I quickly dried off as I said, "Cathy, let me know if Ricky 
can sleepover tonight. I'll see you later." then I ran to my apartment.

I opened the door and I knew what we were having for dinner.

"Mommy, are we�?"

"Yes Scotty, Swiss steak. With all the junk food you have been eating 
lately, I thought I would make a good dinner tonight."

"I wish you would have told me that we are having Swiss steak tonight."

"Why sweetheart?"

"Cause I could've taped you making it and shown it to Cathy as her 
first cooking lesson."

My mom shook her head as she said, "I think I'm going to have to give 
her a raise in pay just to keep her from murdering you baby�Why don't 
you go ask her if she wants some good old home cooking tonight?"

"Can Ricky sleepover tonight if Cathy lets him mommy?"

"Okay sweetheart."

I ran out the door, up the stairs to Cathy's apartment and knocked on 
the screen door.

"Come in Scotty�What do you need?"

"My mom said she'll feed you tonight in Ricky can sleepover." I said as 
I watched Cathy put a diaper under Ricky.

"Something doesn't sound right about that Scotty."

"I mean my mom said it was okay for Ricky to sleepover tonight, and she 
wanted to know if you want to eat at our apartment tonight?"

"That sounds more like it Scotty."

"What you having Scotty?"

"Food Ricky."

"What kind of food?"

"Good food."

"What kind of good food?" Ricky asked as Cathy pulled the diaper up 
between his legs.

"Swiss steak and not microwaveable like Cathy makes everything. It's 
made using this magical stuff they call fire. It gets the bottom of a 
pan hot and you put some part of a dead animal into the pan and cook it 
real, real slow."

"Scotty, come over for a moment. I want to get a closer look at your 
float suit." Cathy said as she taped the diaper closed on Ricky.

I walked over to Cathy and she looked me over, then she turned me 
around.

"I like the way Connie made the little belt that fastens in the rear 
Scotty." Cathy said as she unfastened the belt.

I looked over my shoulder at Cathy and I knew I was in trouble.

"Connie has Velcro at the end of the belt and straps so you get a nice 
tight fit." Cathy said as she pulled the rear down between my legs to 
the front of me.

"Easy on and off I see." Cathy said as she pulled my float suit up and 
off of me.

"Are you coming over for dinner Cathy?"

"Sure Scotty, I want to see this magical stuff called fire. Why don't 
you go tell your mom we'll be over in a little while."

"Cathy, aren't you forgetting something?"

"What Scotty?"

"I can't go home naked."

"Why not Scotty. You don't mind running around the hospital NAKED."

I put my hands on my hips and gave Cathy the look.

"Okay Scotty, lay down and I'll get you diapered."

Cathy went into the other room as I laid down on the changing pad she 
had on the couch. Ricky turned on the TV, then sat down beside me. He 
pushed me over on the couch, then I pushed him off the couch, then the 
wrestling started. Ricky was on top of me then I tickled him and then I 
ended up on top of him.

"Say uncle Ricky."

"Nope!"

"Say uncle Ricky or I'm not going to let you up." I said as I started 
tickling him.

"Say cheese Scotty." Cathy said from behind me.

I turned, then there was a flash of light.

"Hey that's no fair attacking from the rear Cathy."

"And what a cute small rear it is." Cathy said as she looked at the 
picture on the camera LCD screen.

"You can't keep that picture Cathy."

"Why not Scotty?"

"What would our kids say if they saw that picture, me, naked, wrestling 
your little brother?"

"They would probably say you have a cute tush Scotty."

"How many kids should we have Cathy? I figure we should have three. 
Wanna get married with my mom and Bill?"

"I don't know what I'm going to do with you Scotty Shawn McCormick." 
Cathy said as she put the camera down on the table.

"What's that?" I said as Cathy opened up the disposable diaper.

"Pampers extra dry size six with big bird on the front. Your favorite 
character Scotty."

"I only wear the best Cathy, Jordan!"

"Okay Scotty, you run down and get one of your Jordan diapers and bring 
it back up here and I'll put it on you."

"You know Cathy, I kind of miss big bird�a little."

I laid back down on the changing pad and raised my legs. Cathy slipped 
the Pamper diaper underneath me, then she powdered my front and rear, 
then taped the rear of the diaper to the front.

"You know Scotty, the way you are growing, I think you will outgrow the 
Pampers diapers by the time you turn twenty one years old."

"Maybe they'll have Sponge Bob printed on the front of the diaper by 
then."

"Okay Scotty, your good to go. Tell your mom we'll be down soon."

"What about my float suit Cathy?"

"I'll bring that down when I come."

"You mean your going to make me go out in public wearing only a 
diaper?" I asked as Cathy led me over to the front door.

"You'll be wearing something else on your way home Scotty." Cathy said 
as she pushed me outside the door, then she added, "You'll be wearing a 
smile too."

I looked up and down the hallway, then ran to the stairs. As I went 
down, I could hear Cathy giggling. I ran to my apartment and rushed 
inside.

"I was wondering what was keeping you baby." my mom said as she came 
out of the kitchen.

"Cathy was holding me hostage."

"Well good for her. What happened to your sun suit?"

"Cathy ripped if off me and made me wear a Pampers diaper. I don't 
think she likes Jordan products."

"I like them Scotty."

I turned and saw Cathy and Ricky standing at the opened front door, and 
Ricky was wearing only his diaper.

"I mean Cathy wanted to look at my float suit, and she was generous to 
allow me to wear one of Ricky's precious diapers home."

"Boy Scotty knows how to spread it thick Jeanne." Cathy said as she put 
my float suit down on the chair, then she picked me up and tossed me 
onto the couch.

My ribs and knees were now under attack by Cathy's thousand fingers. I 
rolled back and forth trying to keep away for her hands, then my mom 
got into the action.

"Hey�there's another�kid over�there." I said in between laughs.

Cathy looked at Ricky and before he could move, Cathy had him in her 
grasp. Ricky ended up on the floor rolling back and forth laughing his 
head off.

"Knock knock."

My mom turned and saw Bill at the front door.

"Oh Bill, I didn't expect to see you this early." my mom said as she 
got up off the couch.

"Are you two girls torturing these boys? If you are, I can come back 
after you have dispose of the bodies."

"No we were just having some fun." my mom said as she went over and 
hugged and kissed Bill.

"What do you have behind your back Bill?" my mom asked.

"Just some roses for the prettiest and sweetest girl I know." Bill said 
as he pulled out a dozen red roses from behind his back.

"For me Bill?"

Bill got down on one knee, reached into his pocket and pulled out a 
ring, then he said, "Mrs. McCormick, from the first day I saw you, I 
knew you were the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I 
will be faithful to you and only you. I promise I will love you and 
only you for the rest of my life. Jeanne McCormick�will you marry me?"

My mommy looked at me and I could see the tears welling up in her eyes, 
then I shook my head yes. She looked down at Bill and said, "Yes Bill�I 
will marry you."

Bill slipped the ring onto her finger, stood up and kissed her on the 
lips.

"Aw Bill, me, Scotty, the little kid over here on the couch, that 
phrase love you and only you, am I included in that too�somewhere?"

Bill came over to the couch and sat down, then he held his arms open 
and I knew I was included too. I gave Bill a hug and a kiss, the I 
asked, "Will you love, honor and obey me too?"

"I will love and honor you Scotty as though you are my own true son, 
but you will obey me, understand?"

"RATS."

I hugged Bill again, then ran over to look at my mommy's new engagement 
ring, then I asked, "Bill, are you going to change the sign on the side 
of your trailer to Bill Stiles and son productions now?"

"We'll see kid."

"When we getting married Bill?" I asked.

"In one week I hope."

"What Bill?" my mom asked.

"I set up a cruise for the two of us up to Canada next week. Scotty 
said you always wanted to see British Columbia Jeanne."

"I've always wanted to see it Bill, but I can't take off from work. I 
just started my new position."

"Who did you replace Jeanne, in your new position."

"Martha� she just retired so I got her job."

"Martha is coming out of retirement for a week and I talked to Paul and 
he thought you better get married before I got to know Scotty any 
better and decided not to marry you Jeanne."

My mom looked at me as I said, "I just wanted to see how the copy 
machine worked mommy."

"I know baby, and I still have your very first copy posted up on the 
board beside my desk."

Bill had a puzzled look on him, then my mom said, "I'll tell you all 
about it one day Bill when you don't have anything planed for about 
forty eight hours."

"So Bill is not taking me on the cruise, it's going to be good trying 
out bachelorhood my first time. I wonder what I'll do the first night 
your guys are gone." I said.

"The first night we are gone, your night will be filled by Cathy, and 
so won't the following days and nights we are gone Scotty." Bill said.

"What about my love life? Don't I get a say in this Bill?" Cathy asked.

""I'll be there sweetie." I said as I winked at her.

"Make you a deal Cathy, if you watch Scotty the seven days we are gone, 
I'll let you do anything to him you want to on the eight day."

Before I could protest, Cathy said, "DEAL!"

"I don't know what to say." my mom said.

"Bill, can we take back the clothes you got me for school?"

"Why Scotty?"

"After Cathy gets done with me, I don't think I'll never ever be going 
into the sixth grade."

Cathy, Bill, and my mom laughed.

"Bill, care to join us for dinner?"

"I would love to. Whatever you are making smells so good."

"It's Swiss steak, cooked not nuked." I said, then I ran into the 
kitchen.

"Where are you going to tie the knot Bill?"

"If it's okay with Jeanne, I was thinking about a little church wedding 
this weekend."

"Bill I don't know what I'll wear."

"Cloths." Ricky said.

Ricky and me got our food and went into the living room to eat. Cathy 
put a bib on Ricky then put one on me before we started eating. I 
watched as Ricky inhaled the food on his plate.

Mommy, I think you better give Ricky more food before he eats the 
plate."

"Come on Ricky, I like seeing a growing boy eat."

"What's he growing into mommy?"

"A big boy."

"Scotty, I see you're wearing a Pampers diaper, how come?"

"It's a long story Bill."

"I'm waiting, you know Fred would be very upset if he saw you now 
Scotty."

"I went up to Cathy's apartment and knocked lightly on the door, then 
she grabbed my arm, pulled me inside, threw me on the couch and then 
stripped my NEW float suit off me and said, "I'm going to teach you a 
lesson,." then she grabbed a HUGE box of Pampers diapers and took one 
out and put it on me, then she said, "Now go home before I eat you for 
dinner."

"So Scotty, you went up to Cathy's apartment, had an accident and Cathy 
changed you, right?" Bill asked.

"That was what happened Bill." Cathy said.

"Yup." Ricky said as he came back into the living room.

"Well she did strip me!".

"You should become a writer when you grow up kid. You have a very good 
imagination."

"No way! I write in school all day and I don't like it."

When I finished eating my dinner, I took my plate into the kitchen. 
Cathy was eating her dinner, and I saw that my mom and Bill had not 
touched their dinners yet.

"Cathy, would you watch Scotty tonight? I want to take Jeanne out so we 
can talk."

"Sure Bill as long as I get battle pay."

"How about regular pay plus a cooking lesson?" I asked.

Bill looked at Cathy waiting for an answer, then Cathy walked over to 
me and said, "Let's take that bib off you Scotty."

"Bill help me she's hurting the Jordan kid!" I said as I grasp for air.

"Never mind Cathy. If you're going to strangle Scotty now, I won't need 
you tonight." Bill said then he laughed.

"You and Jeanne take off. I'll watch these monkeys until you guys get 
home."

"Why don't you go to your room baby and start doing your homework." my 
mom said.

"You already got homework Scotty?" Ricky asked.

"Yup, my mom and Bill like torturing me all the time now."

"Aw, my poor little baby."

"Remember Scotty, I want to read those responses before you send them 
to Fred."

Ricky followed me into my bedroom, then I went over to the computer and 
turned it on, and then got on the internet. I clicked onto my mail, and 
the first one was from uncle Fred.

"I know who that's from." Ricky said.

"Who is this one from Ricky?" I asked as I clicked onto tao_2ky.

"Chris?"

"Nope. It's from Kyle, the kid you met when we had my birthday party."

I read the message: hey weasel u finally got online u wanted 2 know 
what if was like starting pe in 7 grade I felt scared being seen naked 
by all the other guys but then I knew they were scared 2 igot over it 
in about a week but taling a shower was the worst part. I think 
everyone was staring at me all the time but we were mostly the sam,e 
scared some of the guys had big ones like matt but mostly we all had 
little ones and hairless why u want 2 know mis beating u up so does 
matt kyle

"What's he talking about Scotty?"

"He was talking about being naked in front of a bunch of guys when he 
had to take a shower in PE in the seventh grade Ricky."

"What does he mean about the big one like Matt's?"

"He was just talking about the other guys pee pees Ricky."

"Richie and Jason have big pee pees all the time when I see them naked, 
and they have lots of hair down there too."

I clicked onto Kyle's e-mail address and wrote him an e-mail

Just gitten some info for when I go 2 7th grade iam a little scARed 
bout it and just wondering guss what my mom gitten marred2 bill in a 
few days loks like im gitten new dad tell matt 2 talk2 u later sm

"Boy your spelling is bad Scotty." Ricky said as he sat down on my bed.

"Yeah but I like the word processor that I have on this computer now. 
It corrects most of my words and grammar for me now when I have to 
answer letters for the Jordan Kid."

I opened up the file from uncle Fred and when I saw there were fourteen 
letters I had to answer, I said, "Bill, I need you."

"What is it sport?" Bill asked as he came to my bedroom.

"Bill, if I have to answer all these letters, I need either a harder 
butt or a softer chair to sit on."

Bill took the pillow off my bed and put it onto the chair and then I 
sat down on it.

"Better Scotty?"

"Lots."

"We are going to take off now Scotty so we'll see you later."

"Where you going Bill?"

"Oh I thought I would take your mom out to a little restaurant I know, 
then we can talk about the wedding."

"Your taking her to a bar aren't you?"

"They have a bar there Scotty."

"Make sure you have her home by ten Bill. She has to go to work 
tomorrow and don't get her too drunk."

"Yes sir Mr. McCormick, home by ten and one small drink."

"And Bill, take her dancing. She likes to dance."

"How do you know that Scotty?"

"She takes me dancing around the apartment all the time."

"Now that you have a padded seat and butt Scotty, I expect you to 
answer all those letters."

"Yes sir Mr. Stiles."

My mom came into my room and gave me a kiss and hug, then she winked at 
me. Ricky opened his arms and my mom hugged and kissed him too. When I 
heard the front door closed, I waited to hear my mommy pass near my 
bedroom window, and I heard her humming, and I knew my mom was really 
happy now.

"I love you mommy." I said as I ran to my bedroom window.

"I love you too baby."

I went back over to the computer and sat down, then I opened up the 
first letter: to jk i wet my pants in the car on our vacation this 
summer and now my dad wants me to wear goodnites everytime im in the 
car. i don't want to. what should I do. wet rider

Dear wet, wearing Good Nites while you are in the car isn't so bad. 
It's a lot better then cleaning up a mess, but if you still don't want 
to wear Good Nites, then tell your dad that you will clean up the car, 
inside and out each time you have an accident in the car as long as you 
don't have to wear Good Nites. I would rather wear a pull-up then wash 
a car anytime. jk

"Ricky, I don't know why this kid doesn't want to wear Good Nites. I 
like the BMX print they have on them."

'Not no more they don't. They changed them to ATV print now."

"How do you know Ricky?"

"Saw them in the store."

"When did they change them?"

"Awhile ago."

I started thinking about the Good Nites now, then I sent an e-mail to 
uncle Fred: Dear uncle Fred, Do you make anything like Good Nites or 
pull-ups? Need to know. jk, then I sent it.

I opened up the next letter, and it was from a twelve year old boy: JK 
I need your help fast. I started having accidents at school last year. 
My mom doesn't know aout it cause ive been keeping it a secreat from 
her. I need something I can wear that no one knows im wearing it. I 
checked out your site and I think the school diaper is perfect for me. 
Is there anywhere I can buy them like at a store. My mom goes thru all 
my mail and packages so I cant order them thru the mail. HELP ME

Dear help me You need to tell your mom that you are having accidents at 
school fast. It could be a medical thing that the doctor can help you 
with. My doctor says that bed-wetting is normal in most cases, but 
accidents during the day can be serious. Do you put off going to the 
bathroom when you should? A guy in my class in the forth grade was 
having wetting accidents at school until my teacher made him go to the 
bathroom before he could play at recess. He didn't have any more 
accidents at school. Tell your mom you need to see a doctor, and if you 
won't, please contact Mr. Jordan at Jordan Enterprises. His telephone 
number is on the top of the first page on this site. Please see a 
doctor. jk

"I'm almost the same age as this kid Ricky."

"What's it feel like being grown up Scotty?"

"I'm not grown up yet Ricky. You have to be fifteen years old to be 
grown up�I think."

I opened up the next one, and it read: my momy spaks me when I wet 
jeffery 7years old.

Hey Ricky, I think this ones for you."

"What's for me?"

"I think you should answer this letter."

Ricky came over and sat on my lap and read the letter, then said, "So?"

"what would you do if your mom spanked you if you wet?"

"Mommy wouldn't spank me."

"What if she did?"

"She wouldn't hit me Scotty."

"What if you had a new baby sitter and she spanked you when you wet?"

"I'd tell her not to."

I wrote: Dear Jeffery, tell your mom that you will try your hardest to 
stay dry, and you don't like being spanked because you wet yourself. If 
you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, stop what you are doing 
and run to the bathroom. If you wet at night, don't drink anything 
three hours before you go to bed, and before you go to bed, make sure 
you use the bathroom first. jk

"Maybe Jeffery's mom won't spank him anymore now." Ricky said.

I opened up the next letter and read: Dear Jordan Kid, I met this kid a 
few weeks ago and he's kind of goofy. Seems he wears diapers all the 
time and now he's pushing diapers for a company he works for.

I looked down at the signature and I knew it was from Chris when I saw 
FUTURE DODGER PLAYER

I read on: Marcos wants to invite him to his birthday party and I don't 
know what this goofy little kid will say about going. Need your help. 
FUTURE DODGER PLAYER

"Can I go too?" Ricky asked.

"Let me ask Cathy�Cathy, I need you!" I yelled from my room.

"What is it Scotty?"

"This big kid is calling me goofy."

Cathy read the letter, then asked, "Are you going Scotty?"

"Only if I can take my little brother."

Cathy typed the following: JK would love to partake in this celebration 
if you let him know the date, time, and place. Also he requests that he 
be allowed to bring along his sidekick. Signed Cathy

Then I added: Dear new Dodgers owner: to the beginning of the letter.

"Chris will get a kick out of that." Cathy said.

I put the letter in the draft file, then I opened up the next letter: 
Jordan Kid I'm 13 years old and I have 2 friends that are 13 to. I will 
be going to a sleepover at their house and they want me to wear diapers 
with them all weekend long. There mom lets them wear diapers when they 
want to and they wear them every chance they can. Sometimes they wear 
them to school. Neither of them wets their beds or pants, they just 
like wearing diapers. Should I wear a diaper, too? Wondering in Ut.

"How are you going to answer this one Scotty?" Cathy asked.

"Remember Justin, that kid at the swings when we were taping the 
commercial at Marshal Field Cathy?"

"Yeah?"

"He liked wearing diapers too and I know he didn't need them."

I typed: Dear wondering I had a friend that wore diapers even though he 
didn't need to wear them. Make your friends a deal. You'll try one on 
overnight and if you don't like it, you can take it off and they can't 
bug you about it anymore. jk

"Good answer Scotty�Would either of you monkeys like some hot chocolate 
and popcorn tonight to celebrate the wedding?"

"Don't you mean to celebrate Bill not fainting when he proposed to my 
mom?"

"That too."

"Are you going�?"

"Yes Scotty, I'm going to use fire. If you don't quit teasing me about 
that, I'm going to put your hot chocolate in a baby bottle and put an 
infant nipple on it."

"NO, not that. I'll do almost anything you say Cathy but no infant 
nipple�PLEASE?" I said then I giggled.

"We'll see."

I opened up the next letter: dear Jordan kid my mom just told me im 
going to my grandmas house for a week befor school starts. I wet my bed 
every nite but my grandma dosent know. How should I tell her. tee ps I 
wear pull ons my mom gets at the store so my grandma dosent need to 
help me get changed

I wrote: Dear Tee When you get to your grandmas house, tell her (when 
you are alone with her) that you have accidents at night but your mom 
has gotten something for you to wear at night. Tell her you are old 
enough to put them on yourself, and ask her where she would like you to 
put them when they are wet. If you tell her first she will trust you 
more. jk P.S. take a plastic sheet with you JIC. (just in case)

"One more letter done."

"Hurry up, I want to read the next one." Ricky said.

I opened up the next letter: To Jordan Kid I will be a a sophomore in 
high school this fall. Last year at Christmas time I found out I have 
diabetes mellitus that left me incontinent. I went back to school last 
Feb. and had to wear protection and all my classmates knew I was 
wearing a diaper and some of them teased me about it. It got so bad 
towards the end of the school year that I asked my mom if could change 
schools. My mom won't let me change schools. How can I get them to stop 
teasing me and calling me names? Phillip (not my real name)

"Man that sucks!"

"You decided you want your hot chocolate in a baby bottle Scotty?" 
Cathy said as she came into my room.

"No, it's this letter. The same thing happened yesterday at the 
hospital. Carlos was being teased by some of the other guys in the ward 
because he wet his diaper and they made him cry."

Cathy read the letter over my shoulder, then asked, "What are you going 
to tell him?"

"If he was Carlos's age, I would do what I did yesterday for Carlos."

"Yeah walk down to their room naked and yell at all those guys." Ricky 
said.

"I didn't do that Cathy. Marlene took me down the hall to weigh me 
while I was naked, that's when I met Carlos. One of the other nurses 
was holding Carlos and he was wet and crying because they teased him 
about wetting his diaper. I was mad at those guys in his room so I told 
them."

"Naked Scotty?" Cathy asked then giggled.

"Yeah�I guess so."

"Scotty, I don't think walking into a high school classroom naked would 
help Phillip." Cathy said as she giggled some more.

"Yes it would Cathy. They would see Scotty and forget about Phillip." 
Ricky said.

"So how are you going to answer this letter Scotty?"

"Maybe I'll tell uncle Fred I can't answer it."

"Scotty�why don't you take a break and have some hot chocolate and 
popcorn and think about it?"

I read the letter once more, then I tickled Ricky's ribs so he would 
get up off my lap. We followed Cathy into the kitchen to get our 
popcorn and hot chocolate, then we watched TV.

"Cathy, what is diabetes?"

"Scotty, diabetes is�well, you know when you eat and after you eat you 
have plenty of energy to go out and play?"

"Yeah?"

"When you eat, the food is turned into glucose or sugar and it goes 
into your bloodstream all over you body to feed all you cells. You have 
a gland near your stomach called the pancreas that makes insulin. It is 
the insulin that helps get the glucose to your cells and sometimes the 
pancreas doesn't make enough insulin to do the job. If you don't have 
enough insulin then you need an insulin shot.

When Cathy said shot, a chill ran down my back.

"Do I have diabetes Cathy?"

"No Scotty. When you had your blood test, it is usually one of the 
tests they do on your blood sample to see if you are diabetic. Dr. 
Giovanni would have called your mom immediately to let her know that 
you were diabetic. Everyone should have a blood test at least once a 
year for diabetes and they say that diabetes is on the rise in children 
and young adults�Now you guys ready for bed?"

"Not yet Cathy. I think I have an answer for Phillip�Is Ricky gonna 
sleepover tonight Cathy?"

"I guess so. I don't think your mom wants you turning into a bachelor 
tonight Scotty."

I took my popcorn bowl and cup to the kitchen then ran to my bedroom. I 
sat down at my computer and typed: Dear Phillip Print up some cards 
that explain diabetes and how it affected you. Make sure to tell them 
to have a blood test once a year so they don't get diabetes too. When 
they tease you or call you a name, give them a card then walk away. If 
they understand it can happen to them, they will probably stop teasing 
you. Let me know what happens this Fall. jk

"Can I change one line Scotty?"

"Which one Cathy?"

Cathy typed: Make sure they have a blood test once a year so if they do 
have diabetes, it can be caught early and treated as soon as possible. 
(ASAP)

'Yeah, that's better Cathy." I said then I put the letter in the draft 
file, then turned off the computer.

"What do you guys want to wear tonight?"

"How bout the all in ones Bill left me?"

"Want to wear one Ricky?"

"Yup." Ricky said as he climbed up the steps and onto the dresser.

"Where are the all in ones Scotty?"

"I ran over to my closet and slid open the door, then took out two 
printed all in ones.

"Which one Ricky?" I asked as I held up a teddy bear print and cowboy 
and Indian print.

"Cowboys."

I tossed the teddy bear print down and found another cowboy and Indian 
printed diaper.

"Here you go Cathy."

Cathy slipped the all in on diaper under Ricky's rear then she powered 
his rear and front.

"These all in ones have snaps instead of Velcro, and the plastic cover 
is a lot thicker then your regular plastic pants Scotty."

I felt the plastic cover and it was thick, then I felt the cloth liner 
and it felt like it was three times thicker then one of my regular 
cloth diapers.

"I can wear these three nights in a row before they would be wet."

"You wouldn't want to wear a wet diaper at night Scotty, besides you 
would end up with DR for sure." Cathy said as she pulled the diaper up 
between Ricky's legs and snapped it closed.

Ricky climbed down off the dresser then got into my bed. I climbed up 
onto the dresser, then Cathy took my diaper of as she asked me, 
"Scotty, how did you come up with that answer for Phillip?"

"I was thinking about what I did at my last apartment. I needed some 
money, so I made up a bunch of cards telling our neighbors I was 
collecting aluminum cans and if they wanted to get rid of them to give 
me a call."

"That was a smart idea Scotty."

"Not really. The phone was ringing a lot and my mom didn't like it."

Cathy slipped the all in one diaper underneath me, and as I put my butt 
down, I felt the soft cotton against my rear and it felt good

"I wonder if these all in one diapers were made as traveling diapers?"

"They are thick enough Scotty, and I think Bill got you the right size 
this time." Cathy said as she snapped it closed, then she added, "Looks 
like you will be able to wear these for a couple of years unless you 
wear them out Scotty."

"What are we doing tomorrow Cathy?" I asked as I got into my bed.

"Oh, I thought I would take you monkeys to the toy store and let you 
buy whatever you want."

"Yeah right and you'll let us rent a U-Haul to bring the toys home 
too."

"What do you guys want to do tomorrow?"

"Can we go to the beach?" I asked.

"We'll see Scotty." Cathy said as she left my bedroom.

"Where do you want to go Ricky?"

"I don't know."

"Want to go to the park and play in the fort?"

"I don't know."

"Want to go to the arcade?"

"I don't know."

"Want to go to a bar and pick up a hook�?"

"Here you guys." Cathy said as she came back into my room with our baby 
bottles.

Cathy handed me a bottle with warm hot chocolate in it, and then she 
handed a bottle to Ricky. I looked at Ricky, then I put the nipple of 
my baby bottle into his mouth. Ricky was surprised, then he put his 
baby bottle nipple to my lips.

"That's what I like to see, two little boys learning how to feed each 
other�Now you monkeys get to sleep and no goofing off."

Cathy kissed us goodnight then she turned off the bedroom light as she 
left.

I took the baby bottle out of my mouth, then asked, Mommy, is that 
you?"

"Yes sweetheart."

"Did Bill take you dancing tonight?"

"Yes baby and I had the time of my life. Bill is a pretty good dancer."

"That's good."

"And we only had one glass of champagne too."

"He didn't try to get you drunk?"

"No Bill is such a sweet wonderful guy�Scotty, how did you know I 
wanted to visit British Columbia?"

"Remember in the forth grade when we were studying Canada's geography, 
you said you wanted to see British Columbia sometime."

"And you remembered?"

"Yeah."

"I love you so much baby, and thank you for such a wonderful evening." 
my mom said, then she gave me a kiss on my cheek.

I looked over at the doorway, and Cathy was standing there. I winked at 
her, but I didn't know if she saw me. As my mommy left my bedroom, I 
put the baby bottle nipple back into my mouth, truned onto my stomach, 
and went back to sleep.

END OF CHAPTER 30