Alex, Andrew and Ricky: The Baby Trio Summary: Alex, me (Andrew) and Ricky share our story of our baby lives. * 99% true * Lots more coming. * 25 - 35 chapters about me. * This is really how my life is I was not potty trained by my mommy. She said me and my brothers make cute babies and that we should stay that way forever, and she made that happen. I was born early, about 2 months early. Because of that, I look like I am 5 or 4 and I am really 11. My brothers Alex and Ricky were also born early. Alex is 8 and he looks like he is 3. Ricky is 6 and he looks like he is 2, as my mommy says. We all share a room that looks like a nursery, one crib per kid. We have a change table and other baby things. My mommy said that she is gonna break up with my daddy. I don't care because he is mean. He always gave us enemas any time were bad followed by 3 laxatives (like we don't poop enough). He would put on piles of cloth and disposable diapers on us and not change us all day. He is gone now so we�re okay. I woke up one morning and noticed I was very poopy. I did a baby cry so that my mommy would take me out of my crib. She came in and said, "Oh, I smell some ripe diapers in here." I just giggled. She picked me up and put me on the changing table and removed all the pins and soaking layers of cloth off my body. Then she wiped my bottom clean with some baby wipes. She also woke up Alex and Ricky and changed them. I went downstairs and got in my highchair. My brothers did the same, too. We are messy eaters, so she tied bibs onto us and fed us 4 jars of baby food. After, she gave me and my brothers some bottles with baby formula. I squatted down and started pooping lots. Alex said, "Mommy! Andrew made a big stinky!" Mommy came over and said she will change me in a hour. I heard poopy splashing in my diaper as I walked and mommy said, "By the sound of that you do need a change.� Once again I was on the table. She opened my diaper and my little pee-pee stood up covered in poop. Mommy said I was a good stinky boy and that she had to go to work. 15 minutes later she waved goodbye and she was off to work. Mommy showed me how to change diapers so we were okay. This was a special day. Every Friday we have our poop competition. Alex and Ricky were exited and wanted to get started right away so we went to the nursery. I laid 3 sets of 6 cloth diapers down on the floor and got 3 laxatives and enemas. Ricky was first and I took his diapers off, Cleaned him up and put the enema in his butt and did the same to Alex. Both enemas were on the floor in their butts. 1, 2, 3 and I stepped on them. They both started laughing and then I took the enemas out and had them raise their butts in the air and hold it like that for 2 minutes. After that, I folded their diapers and pinned them on then had them pull their plastic pants up. Then it was my turn. I helped them unpin my diaper and take it off. They wiped me clean and stuck the enema in. Ricky said, �1, 2, 3,� and he jumped on it and made the water stuff go in my butt. I had them put 6 disposables on me. We each took a laxative and went to go watch TV. After an hour, Alex fell asleep with Ricky. I made 3 bottles and carried them over to the living room and sat on the couch then put them on the table in front of me. I took one and started drinking it. About then I started wetting. Then I heard Ricky release the loudest splashing poop I ever heard for 5 minutes until he was done. Then he woke up and said, "My own poop woke me up." Alex woke up and said, "Wow, that was loud! Hey Andrew, can you change me now? I think I have a rash.� I said, �Okay.� When we got into the nursery I got a stepstool to help Ricky onto the changing table. When he was up I waddled downstairs got a bottle and brought it back to Ricky. I started to take off his plastic pants when I realized I heard mommy pulling into the driveway. I put his plastic pants back on and told him to go downstairs. I pooped right as I was walking downstairs and told Alex and Ricky to say, "Change our stinky butts, please!" Mommy came in and we said it. It was funny. She said, "you three babies, of course I will. Who is first?� We all shouted, �Me!� Mommy said that Alex's was leaking and he needed it most. She took of his diaper and revealed the messiest mess he could ever do. Imagine 6 inches of pudding stuck everywhere in your diaper area. After 5 minutes of cleaning, Mommy saw he had a huge rash. She took a bottle of diaper rash cream and rubbed it all over his diaper area, then Vaseline, then baby lotion, then baby powder and put him in a disposable, and did the same to me and Ricky. Mommy put baby clothes on us then walked out to the car with us. She strapped all three of us in and turned around and looked at me then said, "You are so cute, Andrew.� We were headed to the park and got there in 15 minutes. When we got there I went on the slide. Before I went down I let a big poop go then went down. Mommy came over and checked my diaper. She told me that she saw when I pooped then went down the slide. She said, "That's My little baby Andrew.�