Part 2
Later that night after we all got out of the lake I asked him out loud
if he had a dirty diaper and he said no, and he let me check to make
sure that is the truth. Then when I said that he was scared that I was
going to do it in front of all of them so he said, "yes, I have a dirty
diaper. Now I will let you change it if you don't do it in front of all
of the people." I said, "don't worry I'll do it over by the tent." He
said, "by the tent not in the tent." I said that it would make the tent
smell if I changed him in there. "Don't worry. I'll do it fast so no
one will see; if someone does I'll just say that you are the smartest
person and you have a weak bladder." "Oh," was his only answer.
He went over to the tent while I got the supplies to change him. I told
him to lie down on the mat that I set out. He lay down on the mat and I
said, "good boy. Now let's get the pacifier in your mouth." Then I took
off the plastic pants and said, "WOW! That is a wet and messy diaper!"
He said, "Ya, I really had to go." Then I started on the long task of
cleaning him. After I got him clean a group of people came walking by
and I gave the story like it was the real truth and they really
believed me. Then I took out a new diaper and put it under him and then
took out the powder and the cream and diapered him. I said, "that
wasn't that bad, was it now?" Then when I gave him his pants back we
realized that we had a problem, that the pants did not fit over the
diaper. I said, "here is the bug spray, spray yourself down. It will
also help me when I need to check your diaper for when you wet."
He was a little scared about going out there in only his diaper. I
said, "if you are really that scared I will just put your plastic pants
back on." Then he said, "okay." But I said, "there is one thing that
you have to do for me." He asked, "What?" I said, "tonight, I want you
to suck someone's thumb while they're sleeping, and when they wake up
see if they notice that something happened." He really did not want to
do that but he said, "okay."
Then when we got to the main part of camp we found that dinner was
ready. His baby food was warmed a little and he had a bottle of
Mountain Dew waiting their for him. Then he got really mad. He said,
"This is the last straw! Tomorrow I am not going to wear diapers, drink
from a bottle, eat baby food!!!" His mom said, "BRANDON, YOU ARE GOING
TO WEAR THE DIAPERS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES AWAY
FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP! I WILL LET YOU WEAR SHIRTS, BUT NO PANTS!"
We were all taken aback when she said that because she does not usually
yell like that. Then after dinner she sent him to bed and asked me to
see if he needed a diaper change and if he did do it here, where
everyone could see if they want to. I pulled down his pants and saw a
really messy diaper and I said, "Where do you get all this poop?" He
said, "I have no idea." His mom said, "here, take this." Little did he
know she just gave him a laxative. The she sent him off to bed.
That night after we all were sent to bed we found Brandon there giving
his pacifier a workout. Then after everyone went to sleep I took out
his pacifier and placed a friend's thumb in his mouth. I took Brandon's
thumb and placed it in his friend's mouth. Then I took the third friend
and took the pacifier and placed it in his mouth. I took his thumb and
placed it in my mouth. That is how all of us fell asleep.
Then the next morning when we all awoke and we saw that we had other
people's thumbs in our mouths we wanted to know who did it. They wanted
to get Brandon because he did that. Then his mom came and told me to
show everyone else how to change Brandon's diaper because she did not
want me to change him all week and she had wanted me to go to the store
with her and that was going to take about the entire day. I called
everyone of the boys there and told them that I was going out and
showed them how to change a diaper. I first asked if anyone knew what
went first. One said that I had to remove the pants. I gave him a piece
of candy because he got it right. Then I asked what happens next. They
said, "take off the diaper." I gave everyone a piece of candy except
the kid who already got one. "Then what comes next?" They did not know,
so I said, "if he poops take the front of the diaper and wipe him down
with it, that way you don't waste a ton of wipes." Then I asked what
happened next. One said that you get a new diaper out. I said,
"Correct. Then what?" They all had no idea. I told them to get out the
powder and other supplies. Then I said, "take the lotion and rub him
down. Then take powder and sprinkle it all over his butt. Then when
that is all done take the front of the diaper and tape it up. Make sure
that it's tight, but not too tight, so when he poops it does not pop
open."
Then his mom called and said hurry up because we need to get something.
A little bit later his mom and I stopped at a Target store and she
said, "get out while I park the car. Go and get a cart and meet me
here." Then when she came back I asked, "Why are we here?" She said
that we were going to get a sleeper and a few other things. Then when
we went in she asked where the boys PJs are. A kind lady directed us to
the back of the store. Since I was about as tall as Brandon she said,
"here, try these on and tell me how they fit". Since he was skinny and
I wasn't the skinniest person that you would ever meet, when I tried
something on, it made up for the room that the diapers would take up.
I went into a changing room and tried it on, and so many people said I
looked so cute. "Gosh, I wish Brandon was here instead of me doing
this," I thought. Then when I came out of the changing room she said,
"that will do now. You can go and change out of it." Then she got a few
more of those sleepers. Then she said that she was going to get a car
seat. She had me sit in a few that she thought would work, and when she
found one she said, "we'll take it." Then she said that we were going
back to their house to drop off the items that we bought. That is why
she said that we would be gone most of the day.
Then when we got back we were just in time for dinner. They asked where
I went and I asked if I could tell them. She said, "yes, as long as
they do not tell Brandon." Then she asked where he was. They all said
that he was taking a nap. Then I told them that we went to Target and
got him four sleepers and a car seat. Then we went to their house to
drop off the stuff. Then I asked if I could tell them the plan. She
said, "sure." I said that after this trip Brandon was going to become a
full time baby.
To be continued sometime soon.