The Story of David Mayter (2004)
Entry 07: The Low Blow
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“I can’t FUCKING BELIEVE what happened today. I swear
to God, if I see Sven soon, I’m going to kill him…and I’m not kidding,. I may
strangle him until he dies. But why bother? He’s dead in my mind anyways…”
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“Hello?” David spoke into the
telephone.
“Hey Dave” he heard Jason say
on the other end.
“Hey Jason, what’s up?” David
asked.
“Nothing much…dude, what did
you and Sven argue over that night?” Jason said, not wasting time to get to the
main subject.
“I don’t know, I didn’t argue
with him at all the other night. He just started flipping out on me” David
explained.
“Yeah, I figured as much.
Dude, I was chilling with him like…yesterday I think. And like, I asked him
what was up with him and you. He told me some weird story about how you told
him about you supposedly being incontinent, but you were only lying, and how
the stuff in your room was actually yours to use because you like acting like a
baby, or something” Jason explained.
David’s heart dropped into
his stomach in panic, instantly. Jason couldn’t have been serious… Sven wasn’t
THAT much of an asshole… or was he?
”What?!” David yelled into the phone.
“Yeah, that’s what he said.
He was all serious about it, too.” Jason explained.
“Oh my God……” is all that
David could say. But quickly he came to his senses.
“…you can’t actually believe him” David finished.
“No, not really. I knew it
was a lie… I mean YOU needing diapers? That’s pretty stupid of a lie. I thought
Sven could do better than that if he wanted to talk trash on people” Jason
said.
The fact that Jason didn’t
believe him was truly a relief. David calmed down a bit, and settled down. He
thought for a moment…
“Hey Jason, can we meet up
over someone’s house? I need to straighten this situation out. Someone might
have actually believed him” David said.
“Yeah…well, I don’t know
what’s up with Sven, but I’m sick of it. I’ll help you in keeping him from
talking lies to everyone.” Jason admitted.
“Nice…alright. We’ve got to
head to everyone’s house: Justin’s, Logan’s, etc.” David said.
“Alright, sounds good to me.
Want to head to Sven’s and pound him?” Jason asked.
“No…not really. I don’t even
want to see him” David said.
“Aw… alright. Well, I’ll be
over your house in a few” Jason admitted.
“I’ll be here” David
finished.
And with that, David hung up
the phone, and quickly jogged out of his room…
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He was now walking outside,
down the sidewalk with Jason. It wasn’t too long of a walk to Justin’s house,
but the immense heat was pounding onto the two of them without mercy.
“So Jason… how’d Sven tell
you, and when?” David asked.
“Well, like I said on the
phone, it was about yesterday. He was chilling over my house, and we were
talking about stuff. And we were having a pretty good time. Suddenly, as we
were cracking jokes, out of no where, Sven goes ‘Hey, want to know something
really funny and true?’ and I’m like ‘Alright, what?’ and Sven goes ‘David
wears freakin’ diapers!” Jason finished.
“Ah… I see” David concluded. This
really did exceed David’s expectations. He knew he and Sven were having an
obvious argument, but he didn’t think he could have sunk this low. He really
didn’t.
“Yeah… I really don’t
understand what the deal is between you and Sven. Don’t know why he’s acting
like he is, or why he won’t talk to you. Personally, I don’t care. I think
whatever the problem is, Sven is probably out of line.” Jason explained.
“Yeah... and thanks” David
said.
It was quite funny, really.
Jason couldn’t even begin to imagine how glad David was that Jason didn’t
believe Sven. David began to think maybe he should have told Jason about his
incontinence… but then again… at the time he told Sven, he trusted Sven more
than anyone in the world. But as he and Jason marched on towards Justin’s, and
Logan’s house, he only hopped that Justin and Logan didn’t believe him, either.
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“Hey Justin” David said to
Justin.
“…hey” Justin said, with a
strange expression on his face.
“Question” David said. “Has
Sven said anything to you lately, about me?” David wasn’t wasting time. He
already knew that the answer was…
“Yup” Justin said, walking
onto his porch, standing next to David.
“…well?” Jason asked.
Justin stood there for a
little bit, quietly.
“Well, Sven said something
really weird. He said something like you wear diapers or something” Justin said
nervously.
“I figured. I don’t know
what’s up with Sven, but for some reason, he’s been passing some freakin’ rumor
about me, that I wear diapers. Did he tell you anything else?” David asked.
“Yeah, he said those
pacifiers and things were yours to use, because you like acting like a baby, or
something” Justin explained.
David sighed… “Well, you
don’t actually believe him, do you?
Justin was silent.
“Come on! You can’t actually
believe Sven. He’s like the biggest liar in town” Jason said, stepping in.
“Well, I do and I don’t… I
mean, sometimes it really looks like you’re wearing a diaper. But I know you’re
not because I can see your boxers sometimes. But the baby things in your room
was a weird thing to see” Justin explained.
Hearing this from Justin’s
mouth really opened David’s eyes a little bit. “It looks like I wear a diaper
sometimes?” is what he thought.
“…well…yeah, but I mean…uh….”
Is all David could say… “Err…well, you don’t actually believe Sven” David said
again.
“No… I guess not. Sven is a
big liar…” Justin admitted.
“Alright… yeah. Well, that’s
why we’re here. To make sure that no one actually believes that asshole” Jason
said.
“Yeah. Well where are you off
to now?” Justin asked.
“We’re just gonna head to
Logan’s, and anyone we know along the way” David explained.
“Ah… alright.” Justin said.
“Care to tag along?” Jason
asked.
“Hmm… yeah, alright. I’ll
come” Justin said.
”Nice…alright, let’s go” David said. Although he seemed, on the outside, to be
cool with the situation, he really, really wasn’t. But that’s why he came out.
He came out to fix the situation, and to eliminate any suspicion.
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It was about an hour later
since they arrived at Justin’s. They walked, just asking anyone Sven might have
asked. But eventually, they had arrived at Logan’s house. He was the last one
to ask. So, they walked across the lawn, walked onto his porch, and knocked.
The door opened, revealing Logan.
“Yeah?” he asked.
“Hey” David, Justin, and
Jason asked.
“Hey…” Logan replied.
”We need to know something.” They all said.
“What?” Logan asked.
“Has Sven said anything to
you?” David asked.
“Who wants to know?” they
heard coming from behind him. The voice, was none other than Sven’s.
“Ask him yourself” Logan
said, stepping aside. The second he stepped out of the doorway, Sven came
walking out of the house, and onto the porch.
The instant rage that filled
David was almost too much to hold back.
”Who wants to know?” Sven said again, getting up in David’s face.
”…I do” David said.
“Yeah?” Sven asked in a
smart-ass tone of voice.
”Yeah” David confirmed.
“Why you spreading rumors and
lies about Dave?” Jason asked.
“Pffft, Freedom of fucking
Speech, bitch” Sven said.
“Yeah? Well guess what,
Freedom of Action; I’ll kick your fucking ass” Jason said.
Sven was Freedom of
Speech-less after that remark.
“Guys, I don’t what you do,
just don’t do it on my porch” Logan said.
“That’s alright Logan, we’re
leaving. All I want to say is Sven, you’re a fucking ASSHOLE.” David yelled.
And with that, he began
walking away, off the porch.
“You all on fucking David’s
side?!” Sven shouted.
“Yeah” Justin said.
“Yep” Jason said.
“…yeah…” Logan said.
“Fine! I’ll fucking PROVE to
you that he’s the liar!” Sven announced.
Sven then quickly ran off of
the porch, towards David. David, of course, wasn’t paying much attention. But
suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, David felt Sven grab the top of his pants,
and yank them hard down to his ankles…
His heart stopped, his body
went cold on that ever-so-hot day. He knew it happened, he knew Sven did it,
and he knew there was nothing he could do now…
“YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!” he heard
Jason yell. David turned around, and faced Sven, who had a very surprised and
scared expression. His eyes were huge. David has the same expression… but then
he looked down. It was at that moment that he remembered that he had taken off
the diaper at home before leaving with Jason! There was just…David…in the
flesh. David quickly picked up his pants, zipped, and buttoned them back.
“YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT”
Jason yelled again, this time, David knew he was yelling at Sven. Jason,
Justin, and Logan all ran from the porch up to David. David still couldn’t
believe that David had ‘depantsed’ him…but then the shock in David’s body
turned into anger, and pure rage. David looked at Sven, gritted his teeth, and
suddenly threw a punch at Sven, hitting him hard in the face. Sven flew down
onto the ground, holding his face.
“Sven, you are…just…ugh”
David said. He turned around, and slowly walked towards his house. He couldn’t
look at Sven: he’d literally kill him.
“You hit me!” Sven yelled,
holding his face.
David turned around, filled
with indescribable rage. He couldn’t say anything.
“You fucking hit me you
diaper wearing baby!” Sven yelled, letting his hand from his face, and getting
up onto his face. There was a lot of blood on his face now, spreading down the
entire side of his face. Suddenly Sven began to charge towards David, but Jason
held his shirt. But Sven only turned around, without thinking, and punched
Jason in the face back.
There was a moment of silence
as Jason only turned his head in the direction he was punched, still holding
Sven’s shirt. He slowly looked back at Sven, this time almost as enraged as
David. Jason then punched Sven back, then again, and then again, keeping his
head up by his shirt. Jason wasn’t one to be messed with, and Sven made a big,
big mistake by doing so. But David didn’t stay to watch Jason, and eventually
Justin and Logan in Jason’s defense, beat Sven to a pulp. Instead, he had to go
home, and count his blessings…
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“It was truly incredible how lucky I was today…how
lucky I was that I had a hunch. Something deep down inside of me was telling me
not to wear a diaper, in case I had to prove to anyone that I don’t wear one. I
guess I’m luckier that I didn’t wet myself while walking down the street…I
guess the heat made me sweat it out before it reached my bladder. As for
Sven…I’m not even going to talk about him. I can’t even stand hearing his name
right now…Fuck, writing his name on this paper makes me want to burn it, and
throw it in his house in hope it’ll burn that down too. I’m a little pissed
right now. I’m pissed, I’m hurt, I’m confused, I’m scared…I don’t know what to
feel. I lost a friend, and gained an enemy. But that enemy…has vital
information about me…and I’m scared.”
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