My Wal-Mart Child Summary: This story is about how I went into Wal-Mart as a 13 year old regular guy and came out a toddler. I was going into Wal-Mart to grab some gum and look at video games but to also cruise down the baby aisle. When I turned the corner there was a woman and her husband looked like they were dreaming of the diapers. I almost stopped but from some reason I didn’t. They called me over and they winked at me and gave me a note. They then walked away with 3 huge packs of Pampers size 6 diapers and 3 huge packs of Drynites diapers that were meant for boys aged from 8-15. The note read “Come out to the red dodge minivan if you want to be part of our family as our toddler.” To get this note was awesome and being excited I did. I walked out and they were loading up the diapers, bibs, pacifiers, and a highchair into the car while I came outside. They said that they were glad to see me. They then picked me and stripped me down naked. I liked the feeling of the wind. She then picked up my legs and slipped two huge Drynite diapers under me. She then strapped it on while he grabbed a onesie and put it on me and buttoned it up over my diaper. He then carried me into the car and placed me in the car seat. He then buckled me in and then placed a pacifier in my mouth. I felt so comfy and after 5 minutes I fell asleep. We arrived at the two-story colonial, and I was carried up to my crib. I woke up and I could barely stand up. 1. Because I had pounds of poop and pee in my diaper. 2. The diaper went up my back so it kept me from standing upright. They came in together and they carried me on to the changing table. I was laid down naked and then wiped clean all over. Then I was placed in a pamper diaper size 6 diaper. I surprisingly was not put in a onesie or pajamas but left just in a diaper. I was then carried down to the comfy highchair and was fed my breakfast. I was then carried into the living room where I was told to lie down. Then she lay down and held me and stuck the bottle in my mouth, I was held exactly like a baby. I then dozed off and woke up in a stroller. I was dressed in a new diaper and onesie and was strapped into the stroller. We arrived at the new house and I was told to behave because they said that this was a business. I was now involved in a business where they take kids and use them as toddlers and then hand them off to the next person. I didn’t mind I like it. But this guy was a lot more touchy than my previous parents.