My Life in Nappies Hi, I have been in nappies my whole life. I am wearing a nappy right now. I have been treated like a baby my whole life. I like being treated like a baby. It is so fun. I have never, ever fed myself because I always get spoon-fed in high chair every day. I get strapped in to my high chair every time. I got another bigger high chair when I was 9; I still get strapped in. I can never get the straps undone. Someone else always has to un do them. I have slept in a baby’s cot until I was 10, then I got a bigger cot. I got pushed around everywhere in a stroller. Every time I got strapped into my stroller I would always wet my nappy. My nappy would be warm and wet for about an hour until I got my nappy changed. I get bottle- fed and still do. Every morning on way to school I got pushed in my stroller and I would have a warm and wet nappy all the way to school when we got to school mum would change my nappy and then bottle fed me. On the way home I got pushed in my stroller and I would have a warm and wet nappy all the way home. At home school I got put into my high chair and get strapped in. I would still have a wet nappy. I got spoon-fed. Then it was on the ground for me. Mum had a harness. She put the harness on me and there was a rope from the harness, which she tied around her waist wherever mum went. For about the next half hour I had to follow. By now I have done poo-poo and my nappy is really dirty and smelly. Then mum changed my nappy, took the harness off and put in my cot to sleep. I have a bit of sleep. Then it was time for bottle feed. Mum would come in and pick up me up out the cot and put me back in the high chair and mum would give me a bottle and I would drink it. Then I could play. I had probably wet my nappy. Mum would come in and change my nappy. Then she would put me back in my cot to sleep. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Now I am 27 and I live with my girlfriend. She spoon feeds me in a high chair. She changes my nappy and we play together, and she also bottle feeds me. She loves spoon-feeding me. I asked her not strap me into my high chair she said, “No, because you are only a baby and I make the rules.” Once in the morning she strapped me into my high chair she fed me and then left me in my high chair and I could not get out so dirtied my nappy. When she came back she had to change me; it was very messy. When we go out in the car she drives and makes me sit in my special baby car seat .I still get pushed around in a stroller and I get strapped in. That means a warm and wet nappy. I asked her not strap me into my stroller she said, “No, I make the rules and you are only a baby.” One night when we got home I was in my stroller still strapped in and she bottle-fed me and left me to sleep in my stroller so I dirtied my nappy again. Every time we go to a restaurant I get put in a high chair. Life for me is acting like a baby. My girlfriend wants me stay like a baby. She said it is easier for her. My girlfriend said she will always treat me like a baby. Being treated like a baby is fun because you get spoon-fed in a high chair, you use nappies, you get bottle-fed, you get pushed in a stroller-- it is really fun. Every time my nappy is dirty she changes it right away. I think that I will act like a baby forever.