My Brother's Punishment Summary: Hi, I’m Drake. I’m 14 and I have an older brother Jeff who’s 16 and older sister Jenn, who is also 16. This is about when Jeff beat up some kid in his science class. This is how me and Jenn coped with my brothers baby punishment. Monday 8:45 AM, Jefferson High School biology room: (This is how he got in trouble; these came from eyewitnesses, including Mr. Kay) Jeff took his seat. His teacher, Mr. Kay, began to write on the board. Jeff just half-listened and talked to his girlfriend June. Then Kenny Temmerson came into the classroom late as usual. He just slumped into his chair behind Jeff. “Hey Jeff us ****bag, what’s new?” said Kenny. Jeff ignored him but he kicked Jeff's chair. ”Did you here me, Deff****?” Then Jeff just turned and socked him in the jaw. Kenny crumpled on the ground, crying. Jeff was on the Football and soccer team so he was pretty strong (captain of both). Mr. Kay just told Jeff to go the dean. The dean and vice principal phoned mom and dad. Then Jeff got an out-of-school suspension. Mom was extremely mad. Dad was worse. Jeff and dad were the same height and they just yelled at each other. “He was swearing at me, come on, Dad, what would you do if some punk swore at you?” Jeff said, trying to defend himself. ”Well, I would just drop a bomb on his fat-” I began but Dad cut me off. ”Jeff, you should have just waited until after school then get him,” Dad said. “Harold, don't encourage this behavior!” my mom said. “We'll talk about your punishment tomorrow,” Dad and Mom said at the same time. I just stared at Jeff and he stared back at me. “I know what you would have done there, Drake,” he said knowingly. I winked at him, then Jenn came in. “Jeff, what the heck did you do to Temmerson?” Jenn asked. “Wow, word doesn't get very far in high school, does it?” I said to Jenn. “Well, little guy, we go to different schools, remember? I go to the all-girls school and Jeff ends up in the ‘public school,’” she said with sarcasm. Tuesday, 7:00 AM, our house: We all got ready for school. Jenn went to that all-girls school Notre Dame Academy, and me for the Jefferson Junior High. When I got into school everyone asked me about Jeff. I told my friends Andy and my girlfriend Ashley what happened at my house. “Wow, your dad sounded mad,” Ashley said. “Ya, if I did that my dad would break out the wooden spoon, if you catch my drift,” he said, nudging me. I just shuddered at the thought. When we got into our 3rd period class I slumped down. All the teachers knew what happened and treated me like they treat convicts in ail. They constantly looked at me. Then as soon as the 2:00 bell rang I bolted to my locker. I met up with Ashley and her friends Phoebe and her boyfriend Wallace. Me and Wallace are friends because we've been on the same soccer team for the past five years. But we walked home. Since we all live near each other we didn't need to say goodbye. I walked in as Jenn pulled in in her 1998 Toyota Camry. We both talked as we walked in. I opened the door and nearly fell over. Jenn just gasped and held me from falling over. There was a playpen with toddler toys in the corner where Jeff keeps his CDs. There was an enlarged high-chair in the kitchen. In the playpen I saw jeff in a footed sleeper that loooked small. This is why Jeff couldn't get up. I stared at Jenn. She stared back and we look at Jeff again and just broke out laughing. We laughed so hard I could see that Jenn started to cry. I began to stop as did Jenn, wiping away her tears of laughter. Jeff just sat there crying. Mom came over put a pacifier in Jeff’s mouth. He instantly began to suck. “Drake, you’re going to have to move in with Jenn for a month,” Mom said. “What!?” Said me and Jenn at the same time. “The baby needs to have his own room. Anyway, would you want your room smelling like a nursery?” Mom said. I thought for a second and shuddered for the second time that day. “Your stuff is already in Jenn's room. Just sort out what's yours and what isn't,” Mom said as she just grabbed Jeff by the hand and took him out of the playpen and told Jeff to follow her. Jeff just crawled because he couldn't stand up. Jenn just said, “How cute!” and we began laughing again. That night was chaotic. Jeff threw his food like a two-year-old and acted like one. I asked Mom what his punishment was. ”This will teach Jeff to act his age. Since he acted like a two-year- old he will be treated that way. He will also act his age. If he doesn’t, me and your father will extend his punishment,” mom explained to me. Dad came home from the office at around 8:30. He greeted us and said hi to the baby. He just sat there sucking his pacifier. Then mom told us to get ready for bed. ”Mom, are you crazy? It’s only 8:30. We don't got to bed normally until around 10,” Jenn said. “Well, since the baby goes to bed now you should just do it now instead of later,” Mom said as she opened the latch on the playpen and he followed. “I still can't get over how cute this looks,” Jenn said, smiling. I just continued to watch TV. Friday, 2:00 PM, our house: We came home from school for April vacation. We were greeted by the normal (well, to us, anyway) Jeff in the playpen just playing with the Playskool toys. He just said hello. That’s the sad part. The only thing that he can do that’s “big-kid” related is speaking. “Well, this gets over in about 48 more hours; how do you feel?” I said to Jeff. “Well, Drake, I think it will take me about 2 days to re-potty train so I'll be fine,” He said back to me. Then mom walked in. She grabbed me by the hand and pulled me aside. ”I know what happened in homeroom today, Drake,” I gulped. “Damnit, how does she know?” I thought. Two months later: “Jeff, come change the baby.” Jeff came over to me picked me up and put me on the changing table in his ‘old' room. ”Here we go again,” Jeff said to me.The sequel will come later. Don't go worrying your diapers up.