The Life and Death of Zeo Mcee Summary: The Life and Death on Zeo mcee, the name has been changed since it would be disrespectful to use a real name, also this didn’t happened since there is no such thing as a headless horse man and such. ENJOY! Zeo laid there on a broken tree branch naked with half his arm hanging loose, a broken leg and ripped skin, blood spewing all around the dead tree and all on his body and torn clothes. The date was 1766 where there was much pollution disease and the deadly Black Plague. Chapter 1-In the Beginning Zeo walked down an empty road with nothing in site apart from open counties, animals and darkness. It was a quiet night in the middle of Autumn as he felt nothing on his skin, not the coldness of the evening or rain on his flesh, he couldn’t remember the last time he had felt feelings and love. Yet... his life hadn’t always been like this. "Zeo! You’re home!", shouted out Falador. "Hello old friend! It’s been too long since I’ve been home", Zeo replied. He wondered onto the long open grassland what made his feet tickle and itchy. He, having wondered away from Falador, sat down in the long grass which was above his head and stripped down to just the cloth that was wrapped around his lower body, (because, you see, Zeo wore nappies but not by choice he was incontinent), and felt the wetness and squishiness of the wet nappy rubbing against his damp 13- year-old skin. Reaching into his bag he pulled out wipes, baby powder, nappy rash cream and a fresh new nappy. He laid himself down onto the floor and changed himself while sitting in harmony until night fell at last upon him. Chapter 2- A turning in the Tides 5 days had past in harmony with Zeo doing nothing apart from, sleeping, feasting, drinking a number of ales and laughing. As he sat in the pub and drank a nice, cold, refreshing beer a boney hand grabbed him and flung him out the door as the pub went silence and watched a skeleton- like creature walk out the door while chopping off heads. Zeo had peed his nappy and was crying in pain and shock, the masked creature spoke in an eerie voice and muttered rhymes, "Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, you were the one that didn’t listen to me, you were the one who never let me be, you were the one who gave me bad stares, you were the one who drove me insane, your the one that wont be seeing light again!" as an unusual flash of lightning cracked and for Zeo it all went dark... "Where am I?", Zeo said shocked, yet felt wrong as if this wasn’t his body at all he pulled out his hand towards the sky to see it was just bones! "You’re dead!", said the masked creature, "I died because of you, now its your turn to Pay HAHAAHAH!", "WATCH!" Chapter 3- death date Without warning, flashbacks appeared running through Zeo’s skull, he saw himself lying on a tree in pain, and then a bloody knife stabbing his arm as he rolled out a tree and broke of his nappy while heavily pissing in fear, blood spewing everywhere and evil laughter all around, in all his years he had never seen before something quite like this before. The shadow stabbed his stomach as he cried in pain and all his laughs’ movements stopped. Because on my tombstone lay, this is Zeo Mcnee died 13 years after birth and died in vain, he shant be seeing light again because I am Zeo Mcee and this is my story of life and death of a maniac who loves nappies! Happy death day, Lucy I shall never forget all the times you were there for me:'(.