Goodbye
A novel by Danny
Chapter 13
For the next couple of weeks pa had sworn the
entire family including Doc Wilson to secrecy concerning the return of Kevin and
Meggin. You might think that was something cruel to do to Meggin’s ma but
really it was Mrs. Griffith that asked everyone not to tell Meggin’s pa just
yet. I recon that it was a good idea ‘cause if’n
Meggin’s pa found out they were back he’d be over here shoot’n
off his mouth again and causing all kinds of trouble. What’s worse is if’n he would have caused ma any more grief; seein’ how she’s got more then she can hardly stand right
now, pa probably would have shot him or something.
During that first week after they had
returned, while Kyle-Lee, Kane and I were in bed sick, Kevin and Pa managed to
finish repairing the old farm house and building some furniture too. I ain’t been all the way out to see
it but I was told that they plowed a driveway all the way from the old house
out to
That first Saturday pa invited Doc Wilson and
his wife as well as Nugget and his parents over for a pig roast. Of course I
insisted that Basset come too ‘cause he’s more like a friend then just their
driver.
Sure enough pa let Doc Wilson kill the pig
that had knocked him down the previous week. Well, no one really knows which
one done it but that don’t matter much. I expect that cutting one of the pigs’
throats made the Doc’s head feel better ‘cause he seemed to ejoy
it... maybe even a little too much. They killed the pig early Saturday before
the sun was all the way up. Then with Kevin’s help they dropped it in the
ground behind the house, covered it with a piece of corigated
of metal and about a foot of dirt on top of that. It was left in the ground to
cook all day.
It turned out to be the last kinda warm day we would have this
year. Ma, who had been suffering from a bad case of cabin fever, was allowed
out of bed to come out and join us but only after sweet-talking Doc Wilson. Actually,
he seemed to think it was a good idea as long as she kept covered and didn’t exert
herself any. Pa even fired up the barbeque to cook up a mess of corn on the cob
and taters.
Now you might recall that I said Kane,
Kyle-Lee and me didn’t get any licks from pa for the
whole late night peaches incident but we didn’t get totally away with it.
Seeing how we had been so sick the best that we could hold down was water and a
bit of plain toast dipped in chicken broth. So while everyone else was eating
roasted pig and grilled corn on the cob me and my two younger diapered brothers
were forced to sit at ma’s feet sipping chicken broth through straws and
chewing on plain dry crackers. It was torture watching everyone else eating
pork, corn, taters and apple pie. And I think Karen might have done it on
purpose ‘cause she baked a peach pie too.
Ma was sitting under the big oak tree talking
with Meggin and Mrs. Goldberg while watching Pa, Kevin, Doc Wilson and Mr.
Goldberg playin’ Horseshoes with Kristen sitting atop
Bassets shoulders keeping a close eye on pa so he didn’t cheat like he tries to do when he’s playing against us.
I suppose that Kane, Kyle-Lee and me were feeling a little better; I guess it was the fresh
air that done it. Anyway, we felt good enough to stir up a little trouble.
Actually, it was Nugget’s idea to do what we done and boy it was a good idea
too!
While no one was lookin’
Nugget snatched Basset’s pipe from out of his jacket pocket. He had left his jacket
hangin’ on a broken tree branch so it weren’t hard to
sneak off with it. It was my job to act as lookout and warn them if someone was
looking or coming over. While Nugget was knocking all the tobacco out of Basset’s
pipe Kane and Kyle-Lee picked up a few fallen leaves from the ground around us
and passed them to Nugget who then carefully repacked the bowl using the leaves.
He pressed them down with his finger just the way we’d seen the Basset do it
earlier. When that was done, Nugget took the pipe and placed a thin layer of
real tobacco over the top. It was all any of us could do to keep from laughing
while we watched him work. Kyle-Lee insisted on being the one to replace the
pipe in Basset’s jacket pocket, and as he was doing it Ma and Mrs. Goldberg seen
him. They must’a guessed what we were up to and I
thought for sure we were about to get yelled at but instead ma bit her lip to
keep from smiling. She then looked at Mrs. Goldberg who nodded toward Kyle-Lee and
they both looked away as if they were giving us their blessing to pull the
prank on Basset. I was so glad ma didn’t get all upset; I would have felt
really bad if something happened to her or the baby ‘cause we got her upset.
The four of us sat there trying not to look
guilty while waiting for the end of the game. The whole lot
of us were in this together now, including Ma and Mrs. Goldberg. By
allowing ourselves to be, we had got them mixed up in our little prank.
The players came back over, Kevin thumping Mr.
Goldberg on the back and congratulating him on a well played game. “Great game!”
he announced to everyone.
“Don’t think we could have asked for a more
beautiful afternoon!” Mr. Goldberg added.
“Yeah and that pig,” Mrs. Goldberg said
licking the tips of her fingers. She looked at me kind of odd and made me
wonder if she and ma knew about the pipe too. I was sure they hadn’t seen, I
mean we were real careful... but then again.
Ma patted her big belly and said, “I think
the twins enjoyed them most.”
“TWINS?” Kevin shouted as he was sitting down next to Meggin. He was so
shocked that he missed the lawn chair and fell over backward. Everyone laughed
so hard.
Pa, still laughing at Kevin, said, “Of course
your ma isn’t having twins!” and then turning to ma he asked with concern,
“You’re not having twins right?” He then looked at Doc Wilson, “Tell her she
can’t have twins!”
“Oh dear you’re so funny!” ma said dryly.
Kane made the grossest comment, “I bet the
baby comes out covered in barbeque sauce!” and then laughed. You should have
seen Mrs. Goldberg’s face. I thought she was going to be sick right then and
there.
As pa was heading for the lawn chair next to
ma he reached down and with one hand snatched Kane off the ground and dropped
him on his lap after he was seated. Kane giggled with joy, “Hey,
that was fun!”
Ma said, “Oh honey, don’t get him all sickly
again!”
Pa poked Kane in the nose with a single
finger and jokingly said, “You puke on me again and I’ll tan your hide and hang
it on the back of the barn next to your little brother!”
I ain’t sure if
Kane was acting or if he forgot that quickly about the pipe but at any rate he
pushed pa’s hand away from his nose and cuddled up to pa with he head nuzzled
under pa’s chin. It took nearly a full minute before Kane rose back up and squeeled, “I ain’t got a younger
brother!”
Kathy laughed, “Took him long enough!”
The suspense was getting to Nugget and he was
beginning to crack. He was sitting closet to pa and began to giggle quietly. Pa
tickled Nugget’s ribs with the toe of his boot and said, “How about I cover you
in barbeque sauce and drop on you in pig pin?” to which Basset replied, “No,
they still wouldn’t eat something that’s as ugly as him!”
Nugget sprang up and launched himself at Basset
but Mr. Goldberg caught him in mid air, spun him like a baton before tossing
him over to Kevin.
“Don’t give him to me; I
don’t won’t him! He smells like barbeque sauce and grape Kool-Aid!”
Kevin teased.
Nugget scrambled away from Kevin and sat back
down on the ground, this time on my other side away from pa’s foot and everyone
else’s reach.
While all this was going on those of us
involved in the conspiracy were watching Basset out of the corner of our eyes.
I thought Kyle-Lee had given us away when Basset reached for his pipe and Kyle-lee
gasped with anticipation.
Half a dozen pairs of eyes watched him intently.
Not a one of us so much as giggled or made a peep to give Basset any clue that
he was about to be prank. My legs began to tremble with expectancy and a good
deal of suspense was caused by the fact that none of us knew just how he was
going to react.
Out of consideration of ma and the baby Basset
walked over to the furthest tree, about twenty feet downwind before he struck
the match. He held the flame over the bowl and sucked. The tobacco on top
ignited and glowed and Basset’s head was enveloped in a cloud of blue smoke.
“Ahhh!” he sighed,
blowing smoke through his nostrils. “There’s nothing like a good pipe after a good
meal and a good game of Horseshoes.”
Still we waited. We could hardly bear the
suspense. Meggin, who evidently knew what we’d done, couldn’t bear it at all
and asked with superb innocence, “What sort of tobacco do you put in that thing.
“Captain Black!” Basset answered proudly, “It’s
the best there is. Folks will smoke all sorts of disgusting scented tobaccos,
but not me!”
“I didn’t know they had different flavors,”
Meggin went on.
When I glanced over at ma she looked like she
was about to bust at any second. I knew for sure then that they had seen us and
seemed to be enjoying it as much as we were. I knew she felt; it was exciting
and funny at the same time.
“Oh yes, of course they do!” Basset said
giving his pipe another puff. “All tobaccos are dissimilar to one with a discerning
palate. Captain Black is refreshing and nothing short of breathtaking.” Basset
was yapping on but that didn’t much matter ‘cause I
wasn’t really listening to him, I was just watching and waiting for him to take
another puff or two.
Karen had come over, settled beside me
putting her arm around my shoulders and snuggling her cheek against mine. I was
so keyed in on Basset that I forgot she was beside me so when she whispered
into my ear, “Do you need changed?” I jumped ‘cause
her breath tickled the inside of my ear. I shrugged her off with the jerk of my
shoulder and whispered, “Not now!”
And then Basset lifted the pipe to his lips
once more and all of a sudden he let go a howl and began to jump around like his britches were on fire. His pipe shot from his mouth
and landed a couple yards away. Basset began to cough and thump his chest all
the while still jumping up and down like an overgrown bunny. His face was all
screwed up like he was trying to poop out a sharp
pointy rock or something.
“What in tarnation?”
Doc
The whole lot of us stared at Basset
spellbound and about to burst.
Basset somehow found the ability to cry out,
“I’m on fire inside!” before sputtering into a fit of coughing.
Pa musta known
something was up ‘cause he went over, picked up the pipe and sniffed it.
“Deep breaths, deep breaths!” Doc
Basset fell against the tree and breathed in
deep breaths of autumn air and in another minute or so he was on the mend.
“What on earth caused all that?” Doc
“Think I know,” Pa said looking right at us
and holding up the pipe.
“What was in my pipe?” Basset asked going
over and snatching it away from pa. He tapped the contents out and sniffed.
“LEAVES!” he said looking at Nugget.
Nugget squeeled
with delight, “He’s figured it out! Run!”
Well seeing how sickly Kane, Kyle-Lee and I
had been and the fact that we’d not had a decent meal in nearly a weeks time, we were in no shape to walk let alone run. Like
a fox after a squirl Basset took off after Nugget.
“Run Nugget, RUUUNNNN!”
I shouted.
Of course Basset didn’t catch Nugget. He was
still suffering from sucking down the smoke from them leaves to try running too
much.
Before Basset came back over ma suggested we
head back up to our room to, ‘REST’ and we sure didn’t waste no time at all
getting the heck out of there. All the way into the house we were laughing and
falling all over each other.
Not long after Nugget came storming up the stairs
and into our room. “Hide me!” he cried and that’s just what we did.
Basset came in about the time the three of us
had gotten into bed, “Did he come in here?” he asked looking like he wanted
Nuggets head on a plate. We innocently shook our heads and from half-way down
the steps we heard him call out, “You got to sleep sometime you little...”
Too keep Basset from getting Nugget I asked
ma and pa if Nugget could sleep over and they said yes. Mr. Goldberg thought it
was probably a good idea and laughed when he said to Nugget, “Top notch show
son! Top notch!”
To be continued . . .