Formula 525 Summary: A new medical way to become incontinent. Hope you enjoy. It is pure fiction. A company announces a new and very different kind of medication: Women frustrated with an out-of-control husband? He doesn't listen to you? He goes off to bars or worse yet to strip clubs? Does he waste your hard-earned money on porn and girly magazines? Or is your problem a rebellious son who refused to come home on time every night? Fret no more. Many women have discovered the one sure way to bring a wayward husband or son under control. Put him in diapers. Everyone knows that any male kept in diapers is a male kept at home and away from temptation. We have the solution. How, you ask? We have the answer. Give your stubborn male one tablet each day and your troubles are over. If he doesn't want to walk around in wet pants or wake to a wet bed he will have to wear diapers. Our laboratories, after years of development and testing, have created a new line of products that cause virtually complete urinary and/or fecal incontinence in all male subjects tested without dangerous surgery or dangerous drugs. We use all-natural ingredients and offer a money-back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied with the results. Use, Dosages and What You Can Expect We suggest that you precede the subject's treatment for a minimum of three months by the use of our vitamin tablets; especially the subject is to be given his medications directly by tablet. Experience has shown that subjects can balk at any new medications when accompanied by any unpleasant symptoms. Our vitamins tables have the same appearance as our medicated tablets and will give the subject a general feeling of good health and establish the habit of taking daily medication. Treatment consists of ingesting a single tablet each day for one hundred days. Tablets may be administered directly in tablet form or indirectly with any food. Tablets will quickly dissolve in most beverages such as coffee, soft drinks or alcohol and will give a slightly sweet taste if mixed with foods. The first fifty tablets come packaged in a dispenser and must be administered in the correct order as each contains a slightly different balance of ingredients. The remaining fifty tablets are of uniform ingredients Medication is manufactured to be slow acting and long lasting. If the subject fails to take medication simply add the unused tablet to the following day's dosage. Subject will experience no symptoms during the first ten days of treatment; however, he may begin to feel an increased urge to urinate during the next five days. We found that a few subjects are willing to accept trainers at this point to absorb any slight dribbling that might occur. You may expect the subject to begin losing control between fifteen and twenty five days into treatment as stimulants and irritants are released into his bowels and bladder mimicking a bladder infection or bowl disorder. Expect the subject to experience thirst, irritability, a constant sensation of full bladder, light occasional nocturnal bedwetting and possible daytime accidents. The subject will begin making repeated trips to the restroom due to the obvious increase in fluid intake. The subject should be encouraged to visit his medical practitioner as the next phase of medication will mimic a cure. The Subject should be offered the use of trainers, all-in-ones and/or disposable diapers at this time but should not be expected to acknowledge the need for this kind of assistance. Rubber or plastic sheets on the bed are also recommended at this point if tolerated by subject. Actual loss of control begins somewhere between twenty and thirty-five days of treatment as tranquilizers and muscle relaxants replace the stimulants and irritants previously released. The subject as a result will experience a certain amount of relief and no longer feel any urge to void. The subject, however, will encounter sudden and unexpected release of urine at times of inactivity due to the tranquilizers relaxing his bladder and sphincter. Some subjects also began to encounter small amounts of watery stools. This is the point at which the subject should be put in full diapers at night and some form of protection during the day. Offer but do not insist on changing his diaper. Some subjects were extremely slow realize that only a mommy knows how to change a diaper and there is nothing like a rash to convince a subject of this need. Begin using lotion or baby oil and powder to avoid rash. Removal of pubic hair is also recommended. It may be a temptation to use protective covering on furniture throughout the house but we have found that this is generally both expensive and ineffective. Be prepared in any case to do a lot of laundry. Complete loss of control generally occurs between thirty and sixty days of treatment. Subject will begin wetting and messing completely without control, day and night, every day of the week. If the subject does not want to walk around in wet pants or wake to a wet bed, the subject must wear diapers. The subject will be acutely aware of the need for diapers and may request a change for each little mess. We suggest that you resist changing his diaper more than six to ten times a day. This may sound cruel but there are very good reasons to limit changes. First, it does take time. If you change the subject each time he wets you will spend your entire day at the changing table. The second reason is you want to let the subject know who is in charge. Change the subject when it is convenient to you, not to him. The third and most important reason is that you want the subject to become used to a wet and/or messy diaper. You want the subject to forget and become unaware of each time he wets or messes. The sooner he becomes unaware of bodily functions the sooner he will become dependent on his diapers. Encourage him. Take the subject for long walks or to a long movie. Let him see that diapers can be an advantage in not having to dash off during commercials. If he does need changing, change him in front of the TV so he doesn't miss a thing. We further suggest the introduction of a complete layette of suitable attire to complete the subject's mental acceptance of his condition. This is also the point at which a changing table, crib, rocking chair and other furniture can be added to the subject's environment. The last two months of treatment are critical to the completion of the subject's incontinence. It may be a temptation to stop once the desired results have been obtained and the subject is in diapers but do not stop before all tablets have been administered. Failure to do so voids our guarantee and may result in relapse with unpredictable or unsatisfactory results. The critical component of treatment at this time is to provide a warm, peaceful and loving environment for the subject. The subject should be changed promptly when wet and checked frequently for rashes. Most subjects will experience a certain amount of turmoil as they are still struggling and trying to resist loosing control their functions. They may actually still be rebelling at the use of diapers. Be patient. Expect a certain number of temper tantrums. Avoid spanking if at all possible. Take your time when changing diapers and use plenty of lotion and powder. The subject will gradually get used to his condition and after the full one hundred days he will become accustomed to using his diaper instead of the toilette. Remember that true potty un-training is accomplished when, but only when a subject is no longer aware of his body functions. Hugs, kisses, a warm bottle and soft, warm, fluffy, dry diapers do wonders but it takes time for a subject to completely ignore and forget what is happening under his diaper. The subject, after the treatment has been completed, will be completely incontinent of urine and feces. He will completely unaware of his body functions and look to you for his needs. You must provide his diapers, bottles and other needs as required. While there is no need to continue any treatment some of our clients have continued a maintenance regime of one table every other week. While we find this totally unnecessary we can provide a placebo, vitamin or regular treatment tablets. Ingredients: Laxatives, diuretics, bulk fiber. Contains no chemicals or other medications our treatment is perfectly safe. All natural ingredients. No hormones, enzymes or genetic engineering. Non-addictive and no permanent damage done to any organ except as noted below. Medication can be taken orally or ground up and dissolved in virtually any food or beverage. A note of interest is that the effectiveness of this medication is proportional to the amount of testosterone in the subject hence the more "manly" the subject the faster the medication tends to acts while it has virtually no effect on females. This product is non-prescription and comes in (3) types. Type A is for urinary incontinence, Type B for fecal incontinence and Type AB for urinary and fecal incontinence with specific ingredients based on body mass, age and other variables. Pills come in a dispenser of 100 tablets that are taken once each day. Pills must be taken sequentially like birth control pills as each contains a specific does of the medications needed to produce the required results. Partial results usually occur within twenty days into treatment. Full results usually occur between thirty and sixty days. Results of treatment become permanent and irreversible after three years due to the atrophy of the sphincter mussels from non-use. Caution � Do not use unless you really wish the subject to wear diapers as treatment is semi-permanent. Advanced testing has shown that once treatment has been completed the subject will rarely be able to regain full control of bodily functions. This is not due to any permanent effects of the medication but rather due to the apparent lack of commitment on virtually all test subjects. Subjects even after a strict regimen of potty training often required trainers, all-in-ones or some similar undergarment during the day to prevent occasional accidents and most had to be fully diapered at night to prevent bed wetting. Any attempts to retrain more than (1) year after treatment have proven extremely difficult and after (3) years have proven impossible.