DJ's Diaper Diaries: Part Ten- The Cruise
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Day 1

	The next two days was a flurry of activities, and we 
were taken out to get clothes for the trip and other things 
done.
	"Everyone ready to go on a trip!?" my dad called as he 
walked through the door. This of course set my brothers off 
again, and they started bouncing off the walls again.
	"All right you two, cool your jets some," My dad 
laughed as he went up to my mom, and kissed her.
	"Now c'mon Dad, that's how all the rest of us got 
started," Dan said as he came into the room.
	My dad ignored the comment and continued his greeting 
to my mom.
	"Dan, why don't you and DJ get all this stuff taken 
out, and loaded into the car," my mom said as my dad headed 
up to get a shower and change clothes.
	Forty-five minutes later he was back downstairs and 
double checking everything.
	"Does anybody need a diaper change before we leave?" 
my mom called as we headed for the front door.
	"OK, everyone into the car then." she added when my 
younger brothers, and I responded that we didn't. Dan got 
last-minute instructions as to how to contact us if needed 
as we headed out to the car. Five minutes later we were on 
our way.
	After stopping for a quick bite to eat outside of 
Springfield we were back on the road and made it to our 
hotel in St. Louis shortly after midnight.
	"C'mon boys it's time to get up. We're at the hotel 
now," my Mom called sleepily trying to wake us up. While 
Donn and I woke up enough to walk into the hotel Paul was 
so out of it my dad ended up having to carry him in. We 
soon found ourselves in our room, and after a quick diaper 
change we all turned in knowing that the next day was going 
to be a long day of traveling.

Day 2

	"Time to get up, boys!" my dad called.
	"UGGHHH." Both Donn, and I mumbled as we turned over 
trying to get some more sleep.
	"None of that now, we have to get going, or we'll miss 
our flight." With this said my dad preceded to tilt the bed 
to a forty-five degree angle causing Donn, Paul and myself 
to slide into a heap against the wall next to us.
	"Wha! Huh!" I exclaimed in a confused voice trying to 
figure out what happened.
	"It's time to get up. Now go into the bathroom, strip 
off those dirty diapers, and get a quick shower you each 
have ten minutes to be back out here getting dressed." 
Since I was the most awake I went to get my shower first. I 
came back out with just a few minutes to spare. Donn jumped 
into the shower right after me.
	"OK, DJ, lay down, and spread 'em," my mom called 
pointing to our bed as I walked back into the main area of 
our room. Seeing that my mom planned to diaper me I started 
to protest, but this was short-lived.
	"Listen DJ, we're short on time, and don't have time 
to argue. Now get your butt over here." I just nodded at 
this and did as I was requested. Mom finished getting me 
diapered, and my dad tossing me my clothes just as Donn 
came out of the bathroom, allowing Paul to get his shower. 
Inside of twenty minutes of getting woken up all of us were 
showered, diapered, and dressed.
	"Now I want you guys just to choose something light 
and quick," my mom told us as we headed to the hotel's 
coffee shop. we all nodded at this. My dad joined us a few 
minutes later after getting us checked out.
	"The desk clerk said the shuttle bus to the airport 
should be here in about half an hour," my Dad said as he 
sat down. We ate quickly and found ourselves walking out of 
the hotel just as the shuttle pulled up. I helped get the 
luggage out of the our as my mom got my brothers situated 
in the bus.
	We got to the airport just fifteen minutes before our 
flight was to be called. We had to run like the wind to get 
to the gate in time, and made it just as they were making 
the final call for it.
	"Boy, talk about cutting it close," I mumbled as we 
got took our seats. My parents just nodded at this.
	"So, you're back again, are you?" I heard as I was 
dozing off.
	"Huh?" I mumbled as I halfway opened one eye to see 
who was talking to me. I then realized that this was the 
same stewardess from the flight I was on to camp the 
previous year. I just sort of smiled to her as I drifted 
back off to sleep.
	The next thing I know my mom is shaking me saying we 
just landed in Miami. As we walked of the plane we noticed 
several people standing by a person in a Disney Cruise Line 
jacket. We headed over there and confirmed this is to where 
we were supposed to be. After the entire plane was empty 
our guide asked for our attention.
	"Ladies, and Gentlemen, I'm James, and I'll be your 
escort till we reach the ship. If you'll follow me we'll 
get your bags picked up and loaded on the bus for the trip 
to the docks." With this said James started off with a 
group of about 60 people behind him, most of those being 
kids ranging in age from late teens to toddlers.
	I was impressed by the airport. It was the first one 
that I had heard for that you need to use a Monorail system 
just to get from one building to the other. Just as we got 
to the baggage claim area Paul started fidgeting."
	"What is it?" my mom asked.
	"I need to be changed," Paul stated softly.
	"Can it wait till we get to the ship?"
	"I'm not sure."
	"OK. Hold on for a moment." With that she leaned over 
to my dad, and whispered something to him which he just 
nodded. Just as she started to head Paul off to the rest 
room I heard a muffled fart coming from Paul, and knew from 
the look on his face he didn't make it. I had to feel sorry 
for him because I knew from experience what this was like. 
After seeing where my mom was headed Donn joined her and 
Paul. Luckily, I didn't have this problem since I had my 
mom put a doubler in to my diaper when she diapered me back 
at the hotel. We just finishing getting the bags on the bus 
when my mom, and brothers showed back up. After giving 
James the Vouchers for the bus ride we got on board, and 
took our seats. I started talking with the guy next to me 
as the bus started moving.
	"You excited about all this?" I asked.
	"Not really, I really wanted to go on another cruise 
than this one, but my parents went with this one because 
they felt it would be more entertaining for my little 
brother," he replied.
	"Yeah, I know what you mean. That's happened a lot 
with my family as well. By the way, I'm DJ," I told him 
while holding out my hand.
	"Rob," he replied.
	"I hope this thing isn't going to be as lame I feel 
it's going to be," Rob stated
	"I wouldn't worry about it. It'll probably get 
better," I replied. Rob changed the conversation from 
there. By the time we reached the docks we had exchanged 
both regular, and E-mail addresses.
	"Man, look at the size of that thing," Donn said as we 
neared the ship.
	"Yeah, it looks like a big one all right," I told him 
jokingly.
	After getting our bags out of the bus we headed into 
the terminal.
	It took us about ninety minutes to finally get on 
board the ship, and even then we ended up needing another 
twenty minutes looking for our cabins.
	"This has got to be a mistake," I said when we finally 
found our cabin. To me this looked like a toddlers' room. 
All three of the bunks in it had rails on them, as well as, 
Mickey Mouse sheets. Though I had to admit that the sheets 
matched the wallpaper exactly. On setting my bag down on my 
bed I heard a slight noise, and by running my hand over the 
bed I confirmed that the bed had a plastic sheet on it, not 
that this was at all surprising.
	"I don't know about you guys, but I'm going over to 
mom's, and dad's cabin to find out what the hell is going 
on," I told my brothers. It was then that I heard the 
chuckling behind us.
	"You know honey, the room is even cuter that the photo 
the travel agent showed us," my mom chuckled.
	"Yeah, it is, isn't it," my dad answered.
	"Once you guys are done laughing, would you tell me 
why you had them put us in a toddlers' room?" I asked in a 
miffed tone. my dad decided to handle the answer.
	"The travel agent offered us a special deal on a cabin 
like this when we told them that you'd be needing the 
plastic sheets, and such. So, don't complain since there's 
nothing we can do about it now." I shook my head at this, 
but knew that it would be pointless to argue about it and 
take a chance on ruining the trip.
	About ten minutes later we were in our parents' cabin 
deciding which excursions we wanted to do when we made port 
calls. A couple of minutes into this the ship's loud 
speaker announced that we would be leaving port in fifteen 
minutes. This caused me and my brothers to finish our fight 
quickly since all of us wanted to see this.
	Within thirty minutes we were away from the dock and 
slowly moving out to sea. With this done my brothers, and I 
decided to walk around the ship a little before they had 
the Lifeboat Drill.
	"Attention Passengers. The Captain requests that all 
return to their cabins and await the beginning of the 
Lifeboat Drill. Thank You." At this I herded my brothers 
back to our cabin. no sooner had we arrived did the alarms 
start going off for it.
	"Geez!!" I muttered still trying to get my breath 
back. I could see that Donn and Paul were just as startled 
as I was. Without pausing I turned Paul, and Donn back 
around toward the rapidly filling hallway I stopped long 
enough to grab the life vests the were in the closet and 
tossed one each to my brothers. They were a bit overwhelmed 
by this, and because the fact they couldn't see our 
parents. It was all I could do to reassure them that we 
would meet up with them at our rally point. But thinking 
that if they were this rattled over not seeing them during 
a drill I would hate to see what it would be like if for 
some reason this became the real thing. As expected we met 
up with our parents at the rally point, and began cooling 
our heels for the next forty minutes.
	"Now that wasn't so bad was it?" My mom asked as we 
headed back to our cabins.
	"Easy for you to say. I pissed myself when they set 
off those crazy alarms," This of course got my parents 
chuckling.
	"Well it's a good thing you had one on with what you 
did then huh?" my dad said in answering. I didn't even 
bother giving him a reply to this. By this time we were 
back at our cabin, and opening the door.
	"OK, drop your shorts and lay down," My parents told 
all three of us.
	"What for?" Paul piped in. The look my mom gave him 
told him all he needed to know of what she thought of that 
statement. I just smiled at this because to me it was 
obvious what she was meaning. with a quick glance at my 
brothers as they took their shorts off I could tell they 
were in need of a change as much as I was. While my dad 
went about getting the changing supplies my mom started 
stripping off our diapers. It was then that I noticed the 
diaper pail in the corner of the room. After getting us all 
wiped down and lotioned and powdered my dad handed us the 
new swim diapers they picked up before we left. I was 
grateful that they didn't see me remove the "kiddie" style 
ones they had packed, and replaced them with the normal 
ones. after pulling these on, I put on my other swimming 
trunks. While the Swim diaper looked like a pair of Speedo 
type trunks and could be worn by themselves I felt it would 
be better if I had on some sort of "camouflage" just in 
case. My brothers, though, decided to just wear the swim 
diapers by themselves. I couldn't really blame them on this 
point since they didn't have the same problem I did.
	"Okay boys, time to go get ready for dinner," my dad 
called about ninety minutes later. On hearing this I 
started to get out of the pool, but as usual I ended up 
having to go back in after my brothers when they chose to 
ignore my father's calling. Luckily for them he didn't 
press this. We got back to our cabin a few minutes later.
	"You guys are lucky there were other people around 
when you guys decided to ignore dad calling us," I told 
them as I striped out of my trunks and jumped in to the 
shower for a quick rinse down to get all the salt water out 
of my hair.
	"Before either one of you get dressed go jump in the 
shower, and rinse off," I announced as I came out of the 
bathroom.
	"Why, we just got out of the pool?" Paul whined.
	"Because you were swimming in salt water, it'll cause 
your hair to turn green if you don't, also make sure to 
rinse your trunks out also," I said, as I pushed both of 
them towards the bathroom. After making sure that they were 
actually doing what I told them to I set about getting a 
fresh diaper on and getting dressed for dinner, as well as 
setting out fresh diapers for Donn and Paul along with the 
rest of their dinner clothes.
	"Do we really have to wear these?" Donn said when he 
noticed what I had laid out.
	"Yes you do, or they won't let you into the dining 
room. Now lay down," I told him plainly as I pushed him on 
to his bed. just as I was starting to unfold his diaper my 
mom can into the room through the door connecting our two 
cabins. Without a word she laid Paul out on his bed, and 
preceded to diaper him like I was in the process of doing 
with Donn. As soon as both of them were diapered we just 
threw them their pants, and told them to hurry up and get 
dressed.
	We arrived at the dining room just as they opened it 
up to begin seating. The Maitre 'd escorted us to our table 
that first night. As we neared our table I noted that 
another family was going to be sharing it with us. After 
seating my mother we were introduced to the Jamerson's, the 
other family that would be sharing our table with us. After 
the Maitre 'd left, Mr. Jamerson introduced himself and his 
family to us formally, and I soon found out that the father 
was an Associate Professor of Pathology at John Hopkins. He 
and I seemed to hit it off great, though I think some of 
our conversations tended to leave everyone else a bit 
queasy. I also learned that Anne, his wife, was a high 
school administrator, and judging from the look I caught 
from the couple's daughter, Shelly, I could tell which 
school she worked at. Aside from their daughter, the 
Jamerson's had also brought their 13-year-old twin sons 
Matt and Mike.
	Dinner progressed rapidly, with the normal chatter 
between every one. I seemed to hit things off Dr. Jamerson, 
as well as Shelly.
	"Would any of you care for dessert?" Aaron, our head 
waiter asked after the dishes from our main course had been 
cleared from the table.
	"I'll have the Baked Alaska," I replied after having 
taken a second look at our menu. Aaron just nodded to at 
this.
	"I'd like the cherries Jubilee," Donn, stated.
	"I will, too," Paul answered quickly. I just smiled at 
this because I knew that neither of my brothers had any 
idea of what was going to happen with their desserts. While 
my parents and Dr. and Mrs. Jamerson passed on dessert 
Shelly, Mike and Matt all ordered the Bownies a'la Mode. 
After a few minutes of further conversation Aaron and 
Mikhail, his assistant, came back with our orders. I caught 
Shelly's attention and motioned towards my brothers just as 
Aaron set down their dessert. What my brother hadn't 
noticed was the little Butane fire starter in Aaron's other 
hand, and what happened next made me wish I had my camera 
on me.

Whoof!!

	Both Donn, and Paul jumped a good six inches off of 
their seats when Aaron lit off the Jubilee to warm it 
slightly. If their diapers weren't wet before this I knew 
they certainly must be now. This cause everyone at our 
table to break out in laughter, except of course for Donn 
and Paul. It was all I could do to stay in my seat I was 
laughing so hard.
	"Oh, geez you guys should have seen the look on your 
faces when Aaron lit off your desserts," I stated while 
wiping the tears from my eyes.
	"That wasn't very funny," Paul mumbled.
	"Sure it was, at least it was from where I'm sitting 
it was," I replied.
	"You could have at least warned us he was going to do 
that." Donn added.
	"What, and miss the expressions on your faces. I'm 
just sorry I didn't have a camera with me. Dan would have 
gotten a real kick out of this." I dropped the subject 
right after this. Dinner ended a short time later.
	"How would you like to go to the late show in the 
Galleria?" Dr. Jamerson asked my parents as we were getting 
up from dinner.
	"We'd love to. We were headed that way anyway," my mom 
replied. As we were walking out I got some last-minute 
instructions.
	"OK, DJ, Donn, and Paul, can stay up for an other 45 
minutes then they're to head to bed. After they're in bed 
you can go over to one of the teen lounges for a while if 
you want," I was told. Shelly had been given similar 
instructions and we decided to meet and go out lounge 
hopping.
	Just be for I left to meet up with Shelly I told Donn, 
and Paul that if any emergency came up to have either 
myself or our parents paged over the ship's intercom. After 
doing a quick diaper changed I headed out the door and 
locked it behind me.
	"So which club do you want to hit first?" I asked when 
I linked up with Shelly in the ship main Veranda.
	"Well they have a Retro club that has a 60's, and 70's 
theme up on C deck, how about we start there," she 
suggested.
	"Sounds good to me," I told her as we went off to find 
the club she mentioned. Over the next several hours we 
talked about our hobbies and what our schools were like, 
and just listened to the music. A few times I got cornered 
into a Karoake contest they had started shortly after we 
got there.
	"C'mon lets dance," Shelly prompted when the DJ 
announced this was the last song.
	"That's OK, I don't dance," I told her trying to talk 
my way out of it.
	"There's nothing to it on a slow dance, just sway to 
the music," Shelly replied as she pulled me onto the dance 
floor. I went along with this so I wouldn't cause a scene.
	After a moment or two I got into it, and hadn't 
noticed that Shelly's hand had moved a bit farther south 
than when the dance started. At least I hadn't noticed this 
until I felt her hand tighten slightly over one side of my 
diapered ass.
	"Oh, shit! This is a hell of a way for her to find out 
about this," I thought to myself bracing for the scene that 
I figured was going to be coming soon. I was more than 
slightly shocked when I saw Shelly smile slightly, and cup 
my ass even harder than before. When she kissed me a moment 
later my heart skipped a beat, but I was more than willing 
to return the kiss. My heart really started doing flip 
flops when she put her head on my shoulder, and whispered 
"I bet you look really cute in that diaper. I wouldn't mind 
seeing you in it some time." The song ended a few moments 
later and we left the club.
	"What are you guys doing back so early?" I asked as I 
saw my parents coming up to there cabin just as I was 
coming up to mine. I was kind of puzzled at the looks on 
their faces until my mom spoke up.
	"I think the real question, young man is, what are you 
doing out so late?"
	"What do you mean? You said you wanted me in by 
12:30pm, and it's only a few minutes after that," I replied 
still a bit confused.
	"You better check your watch then, because it's 
currently about a quarter of three," My dad added. With 
this I double checked my watch, and then showed it to my 
parents.
	"DJ, you forgot to reset the time. You still have it 
set on Kansas time," my mom added in an exasperated tone. 
On hearing this I apologized, and entered my cabin and 
started getting undressed and changed into one of the 
Molicare diapers my mom packed for when my brothers and I 
were asleep.
	I was surprised to find my arms wrapped around Tigger 
when I woke up later that morning. I hadn't even aware that 
my parents had packed him.
	"Time to get up, boys," my mom called as she walked 
into our cabin. I got up without any problem, but as 
expected both of my brothers were fighting this.
	Instead of fighting with them over this she pulled 
their blankets off them, and preceded to change them out of 
their night diapers. While my Mom handled Donn, I changed 
Paul. by the time were had them out of their night diapers 
they both were mostly awake. With this they were sent in to 
the bathroom to get a quick shower. As soon as they were 
both done with their showers I stripped of my own night 
diaper, and jumped in to get my own shower. My brothers 
were just finishing putting their shoes on when I came back 
out and started getting dressed myself. Inside of fifteen 
minutes we were approaching a table out on deck where the 
Jamerson's were waiting for us.
	"Well, DJ, I'm surprised to see you awake at this time 
of the morning. considering how late you and Shelly were 
out last night," Dr. Jamerson joked as I sat down. I just 
nodded at this with a smile. I did, however, notice that 
both Mike and Matt were looking at mine and my brothers' 
shorts, and giggling. From this behavior I suspected that 
my parents had told Shelly's parents about my brothers and 
my little problem. This was confirmed when we all sat down 
to eat after getting our meals from the buffet, and my 
parents started talking about it. I didn't really mind this 
since Shelly had already found out about them, and I told 
her briefly about it on the way back to our cabins the 
previous night. Donn and Paul, on the other hand, weren't 
that amused by this.
	"What I find so hard at times like this is finding a 
way to get the boys changed when they need it," my Mom 
stated. I had zoned a bit from lack of sleep and hadn't 
caught the first part of the conversation.
	"Well, if it helps Mrs. Morrison, I wouldn't mind 
taking charge of handling DJ's changes," Shelly piped in 
out of the blue. This caused me to start choking on the 
juice I was taking a drink of when she said this. It also 
started a lively little discussion between her and her 
parents.
	"Well, it's not like DJ has anything I haven't seen 
before when getting Mike and Matt diapered for bed," Shelly 
mentioned a short way into the fight. This also had the 
effect of getting her brothers to stop chuckling like they 
had been softly doing since this line of conversation to 
begin. To save the peace Shelly apologized a few minutes 
later. Though, I did notice that while her mouth was saying 
that all this was a joke her eyes were saying something 
entirely different.
	Since my parents and the Jamerson's were planning on 
taking some of the onboard tours the ship was offering, and 
both mine and Shelly's brothers were set up in the young 
teen activities for the day, Shelly and I were left to our 
own devices to find entertainment. We ended up spending 
most of our time in either one of the Teen Lounges, or the 
Arcade.
	"How, about we go take a swim?" Shelly asked midway 
through one of my diaper changes.
	"Sure, sounds like fun.", I replied, "if you look in 
the took dresser drawer, on the left you'll find a pair of 
swim diapers." Shelly just nodded at this and went to look 
were I told her to for the swim diapers. I was more than a 
bit startled to see her come back with the kid print ones.
	"Damn, I thought I made sure I left those at home," I 
muttered as Shelly started to slip them up my legs.
	"Oh now, don't be like that. I think you look cute in 
them," She said with a laugh. I just gave a sheepish grin 
in return. I did, of course insist on wearing my normal 
trunks over them and explained why. Shelly was 
understanding of this, and a moment later we headed off to 
the pool. The rest of the afternoon went by quickly, and I 
was soon heading back to my cabin to meet with the rest of 
my family. Shelly, of course did keep her promise from 
breakfast about making sure I was kept in dry dydees all 
day. I will say, though, that I'm glad that neither my 
brothers or parents came back to the cabin during some of 
these changes, or we both would have been having a lot of 
explaining to do.
	My parents, brothers and I all met back at our cabins 
to get ready for dinner and compare what we all did during 
the day. My parents were glad to hear that I didn't spend 
my entire day in the cabin like they thought I would end up 
doing.
	As it was the night before the Jamerson's had asked if 
my parents wanted to join them for the evening show which 
they accepted. For a while I thought maybe my parts had 
forgotten about the night before, and me and Shelly would 
be free to take in the night life again. This line of 
thought was to be short-lived though.
	"DJ, your father, and I had talked it over, and we've 
decided that for the remainder of the trip you're to be in 
bed no later than 10:30pm," I was informed over dessert.
	"Mo-om, did you have to bring that up here, and now?" 
I replied in an embarrassed tone, though I did catch Dr. 
and Mrs.. Jamerson smiling at bit at this. Since Shelly and 
her brothers weren't doing anything I could tell that 
Shelly probably got something like this herself.
	"Would it be okay then if Shelly and her brothers came 
over to play some games or something?" I asked.
	"That would be fine, but still, you have to be in bed 
by 10:30pm," my dad answered I just nodded at this and 
looked over to Shelly to see if she was interested in my 
offer; she just nodded at this. We got the time set up as 
we were headed back to our cabins.
	To save time later on I went ahead and got both Donn, 
and Paul ready for bed right when we got to the cabin. 
This, of course, didn't go over very well with them.
	"Why do we have to get ready for bed already?" Paul 
whined as I pulled out a couple of Molicare diapers for him 
and Donn.
	"Yeah, why?" Donn piped in.
	"Because it'll be a lot easier to do it now than when 
both of you are half asleep and cranky later on, and it's 
not like Shelly and her brothers don't know about us 
wearing diapers anyway," I informed them. I was just 
finishing up getting Donn diapered up when I heard a knock 
at the door.
	"Okay, that's probably them. Now I don't want any 
fights during the game, understood?" I stated. Both my 
brothers nodded at this.
	"Okay, put these on," I told Donn, and Paul as I 
tossed both of them a pair of PJ bottoms. I was a bit mean 
because I opened the door while they were still trying to 
get the bottoms on.
	"Now this makes me wish I had my camera with me," 
Shelly joked on seeing my brothers standing there with 
their pants only half way pulled up, and their diapers in 
plain view. Matt and Mike also got a chuckle from this, but 
didn't say anything else, which was a good thing because I 
could tell that both of them were diapered as well.
	The next few hours passed quickly. I also had lost 
track of time as I tend to at times like this, till I heard 
a knock on our door.
	"Yes?" I asked as I opened the door.
	"Room Service, sir. I have the three bottles that were 
requested for this cabin," The waiter said.
	"I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. We didn't 
make any order," I replied. This started a slight argument 
between me and the waiter.
	"No, sir. I have the right room. Here's the receipt," 
He stated clearly trying to keep his temper. After taking 
the receipt and looking over I saw that I was wrong, and 
that my parents must have set this up without telling me.
	"I'm sorry I gave you the hard time. I apparently was 
in the wrong," I told him as I took the bottles and handed 
him a Five dollar bill for a tip to make up for the trouble 
I gave him. he just nodded at this, and left.
	I saw Shelly standing behind me with a smile on her 
face when I turned around with the bottles in my hand. 
Before I could say anything, Matt, and Mike started 
giggling at this. Shelly stopped this cold with her next 
statement.
	"C'mon guys, we need to get back to our cabin now 
since your own bottles will be arriving soon." Both of her 
brothers turned red at this and got up to leave.
	"Now I want you to be a good boy, and drink all your 
ba-ba, or I'll be very cross at you in the morning," Shelly 
told me while cupping a hand to my own diapered rear and 
giving me a kiss.
	"Don't worry, mommy, I will," I replied with a chuckle 
once we broke the kiss.

Day 3

	"Okay boys, time to get up," my mom called as she and 
my dad came into our cabin the next morning.
	"UHHH," I replied while turning over when my mom tried 
shaking me awake.
	"We don't have time for this, DJ. You need to get up 
now so we can get something to eat before the day starts." 
I was told while my mom flipped me over on to my back, and 
started to remove my extremely heavy diaper. Once she got 
do removing it I was ushered into the bathroom and had a 
shot of cold water sprayed on me.
	"HEY!! What the!!! Damn, that's cold!!" I shouted over 
my mom's laughter.
	"All right, I'm awake already!" I swore as I reached 
to turn the hot water on.
	"That was a really mean way to wake me up you know 
that don't you?" I told my mom as I came out of the 
bathroom a few minutes later.
	"I know, but it was the only way I could think of to 
get you to wake up quickly. Now lay down so I can get you 
diapered," my mom replied as she pushed me back onto my 
bed. I was just finished getting dressed just as Donn and 
Paul came out from getting their own showers. My dad, and I 
got them diapered up and dressed while my mom went back to 
my parent's cabin to finish getting dressed herself.

	"You boy's already to see the sights?" my parents 
asked as we sat down after getting our breakfast. This was 
the one thing that truly surprised me about the trip so 
far. Normally I was a very light eater at breakfast, but 
with all the fresh air I was getting I was eating like a 
horse at breakfast.
	"I'd be even more ready if you'd tell us what we were 
going to be doing today," Donn stated.
	"Don't worry about it, you'll enjoy it," my mom told 
him. A few minutes later The Jamersons joined us.
After having greeted my parents and brothers Shelly came 
around to where I was sitting, and gave me a quick kiss 
before sitting down herself.
	"Did you make a happy ba-ba for mommy last night?" 
Shelly asked as she was giving the kiss. I just nodded in 
response to this and smiled. I then noticed my parents 
giving me a slightly disapproving look. I all did was shrug 
at this, but knew that I would probably hear a lecture over 
this later on. Shelly's parents didn't even bat an eye to 
all this. The small talk went on for a little while longer 
when the ship's P.A. system announced that we would be 
docking in twenty minutes.
	"Mom, would it be OK for me to go up to the bow and 
watch us pull into port?"
	"Sure go ahead," my mom laughed at my barely concealed 
excitement at this.
	"But take Donn and Paul with you," my dad added as I 
was getting up. I nodded to this and motioned for my 
brothers to follow me. I heard Shelly as her parents say 
the same thing just as I was walking off. I slowed down 
some to allow for her, Matt and Mike to catch up. We made 
it up to the top deck just as we were starting to pull into 
port. It was interesting to see all the cabs, and such 
lining the dock waiting for people to disembark from the 
ship. After watching this go on for a few minutes we headed 
back to our cabins.
	"Okay, boys, drop your shorts," my dad called as we 
got to our cabin. My brothers started to take some offense 
to this, but I knew this was going to probably happen, so I 
complied with my father's request, besides I was in need of 
a changing anyway. Within 10 minutes all three off us had 
been changed and were being herded back to the main deck so 
we could leave the ship. It was during our diaper change 
that Donn, Paul and I were told that my parents had set it 
up for us to take a tour of the island. What really got me 
going was seeing Shelly, and her family waiting for us when 
we got off the ship. To me this was going to make the tour 
even better.
	The tour of Freeport took about two and a half hours 
with a stop here and there to get a closer look at some of 
the sights. My brothers and I were worn out with all the 
running around we did at the stops during the tour. The 
rest of the afternoon was spent walking around town 
shopping.
	"Did you boys have fun on the tour today?" Dr. 
Jamerson asked us at dinner that night.
	"Yeah, I had a blast!" I replied.
	"It was fun," Donn and Paul answered, but I could tell 
that they weren't all that thrilled by the tour we took. 
Most of the dinner conversation consisted what the 
purchases mine and Shelly's mom made during the late 
afternoon shopping trip we did.
	"Pat, Kevin, I was wondering if you two, and DJ would 
like to join Shelly Jim, and I at one of the dance clubs in 
town tonight?" Mrs. Jamerson asked as we were finishing 
dessert.
	"We'd love to," my mom replied at once.
	"How about it, DJ?" my dad asked.
	"Sounds like fun to me," I told them.
	"Great, meet us at our cabin in about thirty minutes, 
and we'll go from there. We already have a sitter set up 
for Matt, and Mike so just bring Donn, and Paul with you, 
and they can just stay there tonight.
	"I'd like to thank you for inviting me to join you 
this evening," I told the Jamersons as we got back to the 
ship just before the curfew went into effect.
	"We were happy to have you," Dr. Jamerson told me. 
Shelly just smiled through all this, and once we got ready 
to split up to head back to our cabins she gave me her own 
version of a thank you, and good night. I have to admit 
that I really liked how she said goodnight. I was so bushed 
by the time my parents and I got back to our cabin that I 
didn't even remember getting into bed not to mention having 
my mom change me into my night time diaper.

Day 4

	"Mom, dad, I just thought I'd let you know I was u..." 
I started to tell them as I walked into their cabin before 
realizing that aside from my parents and brothers, Shelly 
and her family was there also.
	"Oh shit!" I mumbled as I quickly backed out of the 
room.
	"Sorry about that," I announced when I came back into 
the room ten minutes later wearing more than a T-shirt, and 
my night time diaper.
	"That's okay, DJ. You're not the first boy we've seen 
walk into a room wearing just a shirt and diaper," Mrs.. 
Jamerson chuckled. This got me turning a beet red, but I 
just nodded a reply to this anyway.
	"So, who's up to some breakfast?" my dad asked a few 
moments later changing the subject. All of us stated that 
we were, and we headed up to the pool area to get something 
to eat before they closed the buffet down.
	"What do you kids have planned for the day?" my 
parents asked after we sat down with our food.
	"I don't know. I was thinking of just lounging around 
the pool some and maybe taking in a movie later.
	"That sounds okay, but if you go see a movie we want 
you to take your brothers with you." My mom told me in a 
tone that said not to argue the point, so I didn't.
	After Breakfast was over I headed back to my cabin to 
change my diaper, and jump into my swimming trunks.
	I met up with Shelly and her brothers a little while 
later at the pool. Shelly and I spent most of the time in 
either the hot tub, or just stretched out in the deck 
chairs, while our brothers got into water fights in the 
pool.
	"Okay, you guys, if you want to see the movie we have 
to get back to the cabin now, and change," I called out to 
Donn, and Paul.
	"Aww, do we have to?" Donn called back.
	"Only if you want to see the movie," I stated as I 
started picking up my things.
	"Would you like to join us?" I asked Shelly while 
waiting for my brothers to dry off.
	"Sure sounds like fun." She answered with a grin.
	"Okay then, we'll meet up in what then about twenty 
minutes by the pursers desk?"
	"Sounds like a plan. I'll see you then," Shelly said 
as she gave me a light kiss on the cheek.
	We got to the theater just as they were starting the 
movie. It was really hard to concentrate on the movie with 
Shelly's hand constantly making trips up the leg of my 
shorts, but I managed. What was really funny about all this 
is her hand seemed to stay there the longest when she 
realized that I was wetting my diaper during one of these 
trips. When the movie ended I saw that I would have just 
enough time to get my brothers and myself changed before we 
had to meet up with my parents for lunch.
	"So, how was the movie?" My mom asked when we linked 
up with her, and my dad.
	"It was great," I told her with a straight face. I was 
lucky that she didn't ask any further questions about it 
since I wouldn't have a clue as to how to answer them 
because of mine, and Shelly's preoccupation
	"Hey DJ, how would you like to do some Skeet shooting 
after lunch?" Dr. Jamerson asked about halfway through the 
meal.
	"I'd love to," I replied excitedly. the look my mom 
gave me spoke volumes of what she thought of the idea.
	"But, I'll have to talk to my parents about it first," 
I added quickly.
	"I understand." apparently Dr. Jamerson had caught the 
look my mom had given me, and didn't press the subject. 
Nothing else was said about this till my parents, and I got 
back to our cabin.
	"Well, mom, can I accept Dr. Jamerson's invitation?" I 
asked as I sat down on the couch in the main room of their 
cabin.
	"Absolutely not!"
	"Why not?" I asked, fighting to keep my voice calm.
	"Because, I don't like guns, especially after what 
happened to Dan."
	"I can understand that that would have shook you up 
some, but this is nothing like that. there will be several 
people there to show me how to handle the gun safely," I 
told her. In the end it took me almost half an hour to talk 
her into letting me go. Little did I know what I was 
setting myself up for.
	Since it had taken me so long to talk my parents into 
this Dr. Jamerson, and I were two of the last shooters to 
go. I have to admit that it was exciting to see all the 
others trying their hands at this.
	"Next shooter!" the guy running the activity called. 
With this I handed over my ticket, and got some quick 
instructions of what to do. I have to say that I didn't do 
to be since I had never done this before. I managed to hit 
four of the seven Skeet offered to me. Dr. Jamerson on the 
other hand, showed how long he had been doing this by 
hitting all seven of his shots. The excitement really 
jumped up as we were walking away. For some reason the main 
spring on the device they use to catapult the skeet broke, 
and flew back into the shooter that was just getting ready 
for his turn.
	"AHHH!!" Dr. Jamerson and I both turned back at the 
yell of someone in pain. On seeing the shooter sprawled out 
on the deck bleeding from several place caused Dr. Jamerson 
to jump back over the rope they used to give the shooter a 
safety zone.
	"I'm a doctor," Dr. Jamerson stated as he knelt by the 
injured shooter. I mentioned that I had first aid training 
as I helped assess what was going on. While Dr. Jamerson 
took a look at the shooter's arm, I quickly pulled off my 
shirt and fashioned it into a compress and placed it over 
the gash in the guy's forehead. The ship's doctor showed up 
about five minutes later, and after giving him a rundown of 
the shooter's injuries Dr. Jamerson and I headed back to my 
cabin. It was then that I noticed that my chest and shorts 
were covered in blood, and that I was still holding the 
shirt that I was using as a compress before the ship's 
doctor placed one of his own over the gash.
	"OK, DJ, I want you to go in, and take a shower. I 
want you to use the hottest water you can stand, and wash 
several times. I just nodded dumbly at this, and did what I 
was told. After getting out of the shower I noticed that 
Dr. Jamerson had already placed all my bloody clothes in a 
plastic bag to be taken down to the ships sickbay so they 
could be properly disposed of. After being diapered and 
placed into bed, Dr. Jamerson left a note on my cabin door 
to my parents to see him before waking me up. Of course my 
mom heard of the incident and ignored the note that was 
left on my cabin door.
	"What am I going to do about this?!" my mom stated 
holding up the bag of blood drenched clothes.
	"I'm sorry mom. It just happened. I didn't even think 
of what was going on," I tried to tell her. It was then 
that what happened truly sunk in, and I just started 
shaking. On seeing this my mom's anger quickly faded, and 
came over to me. I must have shook in her arms for a good 
twenty minutes before finally falling asleep.
	"You feeling better now DJ?" Dr. Jamerson asked at 
dinner that night.
	"Yeah. I guess I'm just not used to seeing things like 
that for real just yet."
	"I can imagine, but I must say that you did quite well 
anyway. By the way, I learned from the ship's doctor that 
he'll be turning the guy over to the police when we reach 
Nassau tomorrow."
	"Why's that?" my mom asked.
	"Apparently the gentleman was stoned on cocaine when 
this happened." I could tell that this was the last thing 
my mom wanted to hear, and to be truthful I wasn't all that 
happy to hear it myself.
	"Before you say anything, let me tell you that I've 
already talked to the ship's doctor about this at length, 
and there is no hazard about the possibility of AIDS, or 
anything like that. He did say that if you'd like you can 
set up an appointment tomorrow and he would check DJ out." 
This seemed to calm both my parents down, but I still ended 
up getting a check up out of it anyway.
	I turned in right after dinner that night since I was 
still worn out from what had happened. this was the one 
time that I was glad that mom had packed Tigger with all 
our other stuff.

Day 5

	"Okay, boys, time to get up," my parents called as 
they walked into the room. I was still a bit out of it 
after what happened the day before. I knew this wasn't 
going to be something that I would forget anytime soon.
	I just stayed curled up in my bed holding Tigger while 
my brothers were stripped of their night time diapers and 
sent in to get showers. Once they came out my mom stripped 
me of my own diaper and sent me into get washed as well. I 
could tell she was still upset about what had happened the 
day before, but at least she was being nice enough not to 
say anything about it.
	"You guys hurry up, and get dressed. We have a very 
long day planned, so we need to get a hurry on things this 
morning," my dad told us as he finished closing the tapes 
on my diaper. My brothers and I just nodded to this, and 
did as we were told. We were leaving our cabins five 
minutes later to go get something to eat before the day 
started.
	As expected the Jamersons were already waiting for us 
when we got up to the deck. I thought it was kind of funny 
on seeing them. Shelly and her parents were all wide awake 
and talking while Matt and Mike looked like they were about 
to fall face first into their breakfasts. It got even 
better when we got closer, and I could tell that both of 
them had a diaper on under their shorts. I guess this 
really was going to be a long day if the Jamersons were 
having them wear protection.
	"How are you doing this morning, DJ?" Dr. Jamerson 
asked as we sat down.
	"Not bad, I guess. I'm still kind of shook up from 
yesterday," I replied.
	"Well, that's to be expected since you have no 
previous experience with something like that. Anyway, I'd 
like to thank you for your help with it. I'm not sure what 
the outcome would have been like if I had to handle it by 
myself." I just nodded at him in acknowledgment for his 
thanks.
	"You can slow down anytime you want, DJ." my mom 
laughed a few minutes later from how I was attacking my 
breakfast.
	"Sorry," I told her sheepishly, and slowed down how 
fast I was eating. I just really couldn't help it since the 
last thing I had to eat was at lunch the day before. 
Everyone broke up at seeing this. By this time mine and 
Shelly's parents started talking about what we each had 
planned for the day.
	After breakfast we had enough time to head back to the 
cabin for a quick diaper change before heading off the ship 
for the day.
	The tour we took of the island lasted about two hours 
and was breathtaking with the views we got of both the 
local vegetation, and architecture. My brothers and I got 
the biggest thrills out of seeing all the old Spanish Forts 
that lined the coast of the island. When we got to the 
dropoff point for the tour the driver gave Shelly's and my 
parents passes to the hotel's casino. Since we had two 
hours to kill the adults headed off to the casino they got 
passes for while Shelly, myself, and our brothers headed 
down to the beach.
	"Oh cool, they're offering Para-sailing rides. Want to 
try one. It'll be my treat?" Shelly asked excitedly.
	"Sure, I'll try anything once," I said chuckling.
	"What about you guys? I asked back to my brothers, 
Matt, and Mike.
	"Are you kidding? There's no way you're going to get 
me up in one of the contraptions," Donn replied with the 
other boys nodding in agreement. Shelly and I both got a 
big laugh at this.
	We had to wait about 45 minutes before our turns came 
up. Shelly all but jumped in to the harness when her time 
came. I got a big kick out of her antics on this. I had 
ended up getting some great shots of her on this, and just 
wished I could have done a video. Our parents showed up 
just as Shelly landed back on the beach.
	"I didn't think you were actually going to go through 
with it," Shelly's mom laughed as Shelly was taking the 
harness off.
	"Well, I told you I was going to give it a try if I 
had the chance. I'm surprised that you doubted it," Shelly 
answered with mock indignation. This of course got us all 
laughing again.
	"OK son, you're next," The guy running the stand 
announced while handing me the harness that Shelly had just 
taken off.
	"What does he mean 'you're next', DJ?" My mom asked.
	"Exactly that, I'm next. Shelly offered to get me a 
ticket, and it sounded like fun so I took her up on it," I 
told her as I was helped in to the harness, and attached to 
the parachute.
	"I don't want you to do this. I think you should 
reconsider this," my mom answered back.
	"Tell you what, Mom, You reconsider it for me, and 
tell me what you decided when I get back!" I laughed as the 
boat I was attached to took off. Soon I was traveling at 
about 45 miles an hour, and was up to a height of 200 feet. 
The ride lasted about fifteen minutes. My mom was till 
fuming when I landed.
	" Oh man that was fun, But I'm in serious need of a 
change!" I exclaimed. This got everyone laughing, my mom 
included.
	"I swear DJ, I sometimes don't know what you're going 
to do next," My mom said, still chuckling.
	"What can I say, I like to throw people curves every 
now and then. I just hope you got some pictures of it."
	We got back to the hotel parking lot just as one of 
the buses showed up to take people back to the docks.
	"OK, guys, you have three hours to catch a snack and a 
short nap before we have out next excursion," my parents 
told us as we got back to the ship. On hearing this I 
looked at my watch and saw that it was only eleven o'clock 
in the morning. For some reason it seemed like it was a lot 
later than it was.
	Shelly and I met back up on deck about 10 minutes 
later to have a light snack, and see about doing something 
before the next excursion started we already knew that we 
were on the same thing so this didn't cause a problem.
	"Hey, here's something that looks like fun," Shelly 
announced while pointing to the ad she saw. I looked over 
to see what she was pointing at, and saw the ad.
	"So you think you have some bony knees? Well, come and 
show them off in the Mr. Knobby Knees contest in the main 
Gallery at...." I stopped reading about then and looked up 
at Shelly."
	"You're shitting me, right?" I asked, but from the 
look I saw in her eyes I could tell she wasn't. "Why not. 
It looks like it would be fun."
	"Oh why the hell not," I stated after a few minutes of 
thought. Shelly laughed at this and grabbed my hand to drag 
me off to the gallery just so I wouldn't have the chance to 
back out of it.
	"Okay, folks, it's time to see who has the knobbiest 
knees aboard!" our cruise director announced. this got a 
lot of people shouting and whistling. After all of the guys 
willing to join in on this were lined up on stage our MC 
had one more thing to say.
	"Okay, now that we have our contestants, we need some 
judges. So ladies, who wants to come up here and try out 
some of these knees?" He asked. Needless to say it took 
longer to get the judges than it did to get the 
contestants.
	"C'mon honey, you can do it harder than that " I told 
the gal giving my knees a squeeze. I could tell she was 
having a hard time getting into the spirit of the game 
since she would hardly give my knees anything more than a 
light quick pinch. I guess this must come from her being a 
newlywed, and that it was her husband that put her up to 
doing this.
	"Oh yeah, that's better," I groaned loudly. This had 
the effect of getting the audience to laugh even harder. I 
would have to guess the guy laughing the hardest would have 
to have been her husband with Shelly coming in a close 
second. By the time the time the show ended I had come in a 
close second. Although I didn't win I had a very fun time 
doing this.
	"I'm not sure about you, Shelly, but I'm going to go 
take a nap before we have to get ready for the snorkeling 
trip," I said as we walked out of the gallery. Shelly just 
nodded to this and yawned a bit herself.
	"I know what you mean," she answered. We split up a 
shot while later and headed towards our own cabins.
	I wasn't at all surprised to see my brothers already 
lying down when I got there. After a quick diaper change I 
lay down in my bed and pulled Tigger in close to my chest. 
The next thing I knew my mom was shaking me.
	"DJ, wake your brothers up we have twenty minutes 
before we have to catch the boat for the snorkeling," I was 
told. I just nodded groggily at this and sat up.
	"Donn, Paul, it's time to get up. We have to be ready 
to go in 15 minutes," I told them as I shook their 
shoulders.
	Donn got up first and started heading for the shower.
	"Don't bother with a shower. Just use the diaper wipes 
to clean up," I told him as I tossed him the tub of wipes I 
just got done using. As expected both he and Paul opted to 
use just their swim diapers. I couldn't really blame them I 
thought they looked cute in them. I would have done this 
also, but I preferred to use my normal swim trunks over the 
swim diapers just in case I had to put them to use.
	We met up with my parents a few minutes later, and 
headed down to the boat launch. The Jamersons were already 
aboard when we got there. After giving us a quick safety 
rundown the boat's captain started it up, and we were on 
our way. It took about thirty minutes to get to the spot 
where we were going to do the snorkeling.
	"It's amazing how clear the water is," I told Shelly 
before we got into the water.
	"I know what you mean," she replied. Just as we 
lowered ourselves into the water a school of brightly 
colored fish came right on through.
	"Hey! Whoa!" I yelled while squirming around in the 
water.
	"What's the matter?" Shelly asked urgently.
	"A damned fish just swam up my shorts," I told her. 
This got her laughing so hard she ended up swallowing some 
sea water in the process.
	After a short while I put the waterproof camera I had 
with me back on the boat. Five minutes later I was wishing 
I hadn't because I soon spotted two hammerhead sharks 
swimming not five feet above the sea floor. I quickly got 
Shelly's attention and pointed to where I what I was 
looking at. For a moment I thought she was going to panic, 
but after putting a hand on her shoulder and signaling her 
to just float there she did, and we just enjoyed seeing 
what we were. Not long after that we had to head back to 
the ship.
	"You know, Shelly, it's a shame that I put my camera 
up when I did that would have made a great poster."
	"I know what you mean," came the reply.
	"What would have made a good poster?" my dad asked 
overhearing what I was telling Shelly.
	"The two sharks that swam right underneath our group," 
I told him.
	"What!?"
	"Yeah, we saw a couple of hammerheads swim right 
underneath us."
	"You're kidding, right?"
	"No. We really saw them, Mr. Morrison." Shelly stated.
	"Saw what?" Mrs. Jamerson asked.
	"DJ and Shelly are trying to tell me that they saw a 
couple of hammerhead sharks swim right through the area 
that our group was in," dad told her.
	"They probably did. This is a good area to spot them, 
and I asked the captain about it. He told me that this 
happens often," she replied. My dad dropped the subject 
after hearing this.
	After getting back to the ship, my brothers, and I 
each got a quick shower, and into a fresh diaper. I decided 
to take another short nap before dinner since it had been 
such a long day. After dinner My brothers and I headed over 
to spend the evening with Shelly and her brothers since my 
parents and hers decided to go ashore and hit the casino.

Day 6

	"Morning Mom. Morning Dad." I mumbled as I walked into 
their cabin the next morning.
	"Morning DJ, so nice of you to decide to join us," my 
dad kidded me. I just nodded to this as I sat down.
	"So what do you want to do today?" my mom asked me.
	"I don't know. I haven't seen the newsletter yet. I 
was thinking of just wandering around the ship, and maybe 
take a couple of tours they have offered," I replied while 
still half asleep.
	"Tell you what, why don't you go get cleaned up, and 
dressed then we'll go up and get some breakfast, and talk 
about it further," my dad said. I replied that this was a 
good idea, and headed off to do this. I stopped long enough 
on my way to the shower after having taken off my night 
time diaper to wake both of my brothers up.
	I was back in my parent's room about half an hour 
later, only this time I was fully dressed. We head up to 
get some breakfast from the buffet on deck as was our norm. 
Since we never ran into the Jamerson's I assumed that 
either they were sleeping in after being out so late the 
night before, or that they had already eaten. as we were 
eating my parents had decided to do some more shopping, and 
to just lounge around on deck all day to relax after all 
the running around we had been doing the last couple of 
days. I was in the mood to do the same thing. My brothers, 
on the other hand, joined in on some of the activities they 
had set up for the younger teens.
	"Are we going to be going ashore when we get to the 
island?" Donn asked as we were getting up from breakfast.
	"I don't think that would be such a bad idea," my mom 
commented
	"But, don't even think about asking about us going to 
the Luau they have planned for this evening," she added 
before either of my brothers could say another word. I 
started chuckling a bit by the looks they had on when my 
mom said this. After taking Donn and Paul back to the cabin 
for a quick diaper change we each headed off to do our own 
things.
	After having lounged around the swimming pool for a 
while, I decided to head back to the cabin and grab a short 
nap before the ship dropped anchor at the island we were 
headed to. A short time later a knock at the cabin door 
woke me up out of a sound sleep.
	"yes?" I asked sleepily as I opened the door. I was 
more than a little surprised to see one of the ship's 
officer standing there.
	"DJ Morrison?" he asked.
	"Yes, I'm him."
	"The Captain asked me to give this to you," he said as 
he handed me an envelope.
	"Thank you." I replied a bit perplexed by all this.
	"Good day," The Officer told me before walking off. 
After closing the door I stood in front of the mirror that 
was above the dresser trying to wake up a bit before 
opening the letter. It was then that I had noticed that 
while I was sleeping the shorts I had on had slipped down 
to expose the top third of the diaper I had on. I was 
almost certain the officer had to have seen this be was 
professional enough not to say anything about it. I turned 
back to the letter a moment later.
	
	 Mr. Morrison,
	
	 Your presence is requested, and required at the Gala 
Luau this evening, by order of the Captain. You will find 
tickets to this event enclosed with this letter. The dress 
is casual. The event starts promptly at 7:30pm.
	
	 Sincerely yours,
	 Gunther Enrich
	 First Officer
	
	I was floored to have this letter presented to me, but 
didn't give it much more thought. After yawning a few more 
times I stripped off my wet diaper, and went in to get a 
shower before joining my parents, and brothers for lunch.
	"Mom, Dad, you're not going to believe what just 
happened," I told them as I sat down after having grabbed 
my lunch.
	"What's that, DJ?" my dad asked.
	"This," I said as I handed him the letter.
	"Is this some kind of joke?" He asked as he handed the 
letter to my mom.
	"I highly doubt it. It was one of the ship's officers 
that handed me the envelop this was in," I told them.
	"What's going on?" Donn piped in from his seat.
	"It seems that DJ has gotten tickets to that Luau 
tonight by orders of the ship's captain," Donn was told by 
my father.
	"Cool," Donn and Paul both stated on hearing this. 
After a few more minutes of running the letter around our 
conversation went on to other things.
	The rest of the afternoon was spent with my brothers, 
and I messing around in the pool, and taking another short 
nap since I knew this was going to be a long night.
	My parents had us up, and dressed by 7pm, just so we 
wouldn't be late to the boat launch. I think it was a bit 
of a surprise to the Jamersons when we showed up since the 
last they had heard we weren't planning on going to it.
	"I thought you weren't coming?" Shelly asked me as we 
walked up to them.
	"We weren't planning to, but the Captain had other 
plans," I replied.
	"What do you mean?" With this I went into the bit 
about getting the letter and tickets earlier that day.
	"Oh, that is so cool!" Shelly exclaimed after I 
finished.
	"Isn't it," I told her with a smile. About this time 
the boat came back from the beach for another load of 
passengers.
	"Tickets, please," the Steward at the gate asked. My 
father nodded at this and handed him the tickets we were 
given.
	"Ah Yes, the Morrison party. Just a moment, please," 
the Steward stated after looking over the tickets we handed 
him and walked off, while another person took his place.
	"DJ, what the hell is going on here?!" My dad 
whispered to me as we stepped of to one side.
	"You got me, dad. I'm just as lost about all this as 
you are," I replied under my breath as the steward came 
back with the person that had given me the envelope to 
start with.
	"Mr. Morrison?" The second person asked as he held out 
his hand.
	"Yes?" my dad replied taking the officer's hand.
	"I'm Gunther Enrich, the ship's Executive Officer," he 
told us.
	"Nice seeing you again, DJ, is it?" Gunther stated 
looking at me.
	"Yes sir. Thank you." I told him. On this note my dad 
introduced him to my mom, and brothers.
	"If you'll follow me I'll get you settled in at your 
table," Gunther told us as he lead us towards the area that 
the luau was going to be held at.
	"Excuse me sir, but could you possibly tell us what's 
going on here?" My mom asked.
	"Unfortunately ma'am, the Captain has asked me to keep 
that a secret for the time being," he replied with a smile, 
and a wink.
	After getting seated we cooled our heels for a few 
minutes before the captain arrived, and the festivities got 
underway. I have to say that this was one of the highlights 
of the trip, but little did I know what was going to happen 
next. After spending and hour or so eating the Captain 
stood up, and motioned for everyone to quiet down.
	"Ladies, and Gentlemen, I'd like to welcome you all to 
this gathering, and hope that you are all having a pleasant 
time. Before for entertainment really begins, I have a 
small presentation to make. I'd like to have the following 
people to stand please, Dr. James Jamerson, and Family, and 
Mr. DJ Morrison, and Family. I'd like everyone here to know 
that two days ago these two gentlemen rendered a great 
service to one of the passengers. Dr. Jamerson, and Mr. 
Morrison after seeing one of the other passengers become 
severely injured when a skeet launcher broke on him. Dr. 
Jamerson, and Mr. Morrison rendered the First Aid the 
injured Passenger required till our ship's Doctor could 
arrive, and continue the first aid. I was later told by the 
ship's doctor that had the steps taken by Dr. Jamerson, and 
Mr. Morrison not been done so quickly the passenger would 
have been in grave condition on his arrival. For their 
quick reaction, and thinking to this crisis I would like 
both Dr. Jamerson, and Mr. Morrison to step forward at this 
time, and accept these Letters of Appreciation," The 
Captain announced. On hearing this last part both Dr. 
Jamerson, and I stepped forward to accept the certificate 
the Captain was now holding. I was turning all sorts of 
shades of red from this since I didn't think I did anything 
more than what was required, and couldn't see what all the 
fuss was about. After the applause died down, the captain 
motioned for the entertainment to resume, and retook his 
seat.
	We finally got back to the ship, and our cabins about 
midnight. I was so tired I don't even remember my parents 
having changed me into one of my night time diapers.

Day 7

	I spent much of our last day of the cruise hanging out 
with Shelly around the pool.
	"Hey Shelly, I have an idea of something we can do 
tonight if you're interested," I told her.
	"Oh, and what would that be?" She replied with a sly 
smile.
	"Not what you're thinking," I told her with a chuckle.
	"What I was thinking off is sneaking into the casino 
after dinner tonight when everyone else is at the movies," 
I told her.
	"And, how do we manage that?"
	"It's easy. We use the passes we've been using to get 
into the clubs."
	"It won't work. Those passes are for the clubs only."
	"Not really, those passes list us as both being 18+, 
and according to the laws I looked up earlier you can 
legally gamble at age 18 outside of the US," I told her 
with a sly grin.
	"You're crazy, you know that. Better yet, I'm crazy 
for thinking that this could actually work," She smiled.
	"So, you up for it then?"
	"Sure, what's the worse that could happen. We get 
caught, and kicked out of the place." With this set up we 
went back to lounging around, and catching rays.
	"Mom, dad, is it OK if I skip the movie you were 
planning on treating the Jamersons to after Dinner?" I 
asked as we were getting ready for dinner.
	" I really think you should join us," My mom said.
	"C'mon, please, this will be the last night Shelly, 
and I get a chance to hit the clubs," I whined. My mom was 
about to say something else when my dad whispered something 
to her that I didn't catch.
	"OK, you can skip the movie, but no funny business, 
and be back to the cabin no later than midnight," she added 
with a slight grin.
	"Thanks mom. Thanks dad. " I told them before heading 
back to my own room.
	"Aren't you two ready yet!?" my mom asked a few 
minutes later when she came in to see how ready we were to 
head to dinner only to find that Donn and Paul were still 
in just their diapers.
	"Why do we have to wear the stupid monkey suits for?" 
Paul whined pointing to the Suits my parents had laid out 
for them.
	"We've been over this before with both of you. The 
final dinner of the cruise is a formal affair, and a tux, 
or a suit is required for it. Now unless you to want to 
stay here, and have cold sandwiches from Room Service for 
dinner I expect you two to be dressed when I come back here 
in five minutes," mom told them sternly.
	Of course when my mom came in five minutes later my 
brothers were still not dressed.
	"DJ, you take Paul, I'll take Donn." I just nodded at 
this, and grabbed Paul, and flipped him over on his back, 
and started to dress him like I used to when he got this 
way.
	"Sorry we're late. We had a bit of trouble with the 
boys," my parents said to the Jamerson's, but looking at 
Paul, and Donn so everyone at the table knew which boys 
they were referring to.
	"It's OK, We had the same problem with Matt and Mike," 
Mrs. Jamerson replied with a chuckle.
	About this time Aaron, and the rest of our table crew 
showed up.
	This evening's dinner put all the other nights to 
shame. It was almost a shame to have to leave with all the 
entertainment we were getting. Especially when Shelly and I 
decided to join the Conga Line that the waiters started and 
some of the other passengers decided to add to. Our 
brothers, and parents were all laughing when we got back to 
our table.
	"Man, that was fun!" I announced slightly out of 
breath.
	"You're telling me," Shelly added with a laugh. Dinner 
ended a short time after this.
	"So, you ready to hit the tables?" I asked as we 
parted from our parents.
	"You bet."
	"Then let's get going," I told Shelly, and steered her 
off to the casino.
	"Where do you want to start?" I asked after showing 
our passes to the person at the front door.
	"Let's try the Blackjack tables first," Shelly 
replied. I just nodded to this.
	"That's not to bad a game," I told her as we left the 
table.
	"I was wanting to try some of the Slots want to join 
me?" Shelly asked.
	"Nah, I've never been much for Slots," I told her with 
a smile.
	"I was planning on going over to play some poker. I'll 
meet you there in a little bit, OK?"
	"Sure, that sounds fine." Shelly replied to this. With 
this we split up to head our own ways.
	"Jesus, DJ, what have you been doing?" Shelly asked in 
astonishment looking at the pile of chips in front of me.
	"Just playing cards, why?" I asked not knowing what 
she was talking about.
	"Because you have what looks to be like about $1600 
dollars in front of you, that's why." She replied. This of 
course had people start looking my way to see what the fuss 
was.
	"How much did you start with anyway?" Shelly asked 
next."
	"I don't know $35, or $40," I told her without much 
thought.
	"Anyway this is my last hand." I told her. When the 
dealer asked us to Ante up I pushed a stack of chips to the 
Ante ring in front of me. this caused a gasp from the crowd 
behind me.
	"What's that about?" I heard Shelly ask one of the 
people behind me.
	"Your friend their just made an Ante of $200 dollars. 
To stay in the game he'll have to make a bet of $400 more," 
he told her. I just ignored this as the dealer dealt me my 
cards. On looking at them my heart about stopped. I had 
just been dealt a Flush in Hearts. This caused several 
other people to breath in sharply as well. When the time 
came to lay out the cards I decided to do this with a bit 
of flair.
	"Players, please show your cards," the dealer 
announced. One by one all the other players laid out what 
they had. then it came to me.
	"OK, sir, let's see what you have the dealer said with 
a smile. I answered with a smile of my own as I laid out my 
cards one by one.
	"Ten of Hearts," the dealer said as I showed the first 
card.
	"Jack of Hearts," sounded as I put my second card
	"Queen of Hearts," came as my third card came down.
	"King of Hearts," A collective gasp came from the 
group behind me as this card was announced.
	"People, please. We have a possible Straight Flush, or 
a possible Royal Flush," the dealer announced. At this I 
noticed that the pit boss had come over to see this 
himself. With a slight flick of my wrist I tossed my last 
card on the table.
	"Seven of Hearts," the dealer said with obvious 
relief. He then laid out his own cards, and I was soon 
looking at a real Straight Flush. This really let the air 
out of me, as the dealer pulled the chips away from me. I 
sat there a moment to gather my thoughts, and slowly got up 
from the table, but not before tossing the dealer a $25 
dollar chip for the hand I was dealt. This got me a round 
of applause from the audience as it showed that I was a 
gracious loser.
	"Thank you sir," The dealer said with a nodded as I 
walked away.
	"Any time," I responded.
	"I'm really sorry you lost that hand DJ," Shelly said 
as I walked up to the cashier to turn in my chips.
	"It's OK. I knew it was a possibility that it would 
happen, besides I still more than broke even," I chuckled 
back at her as the cashier handed me the 10 $100 from the 
chips I had won over the course of the night.
	"Well, we had better get back to our cabins. I only 
have five more minutes before my curfew," I added as we 
walked back out on to the concourse. we walked the rest of 
the way to her cabin with little said.
	"I really had a good time this last week. I be sure to 
write when I can," Shelly told me.
	"Likewise." I told her, and before I knew it she was 
giving me one last kiss.
	"Did you have a fun time DJ?" my mom asked as I walked 
in to my cabin a short time later.
	"Yeah, I feel like a grand," I told her with a smile.
	"That's good to hear. Now, start getting your stuff 
packed, and don't forget to leave out a clean set of 
clothes for the morning, or all you'll have to wear on the 
way home is your diaper."
	"Gotcha," Thus started a frantic run to get all of 
mine, and my brothers stuff repacked.

Day 8

	"OK, boys! Time to get up!" my father announced loudly 
as he walked in to our room the next morning.
	"HUH!?" I said in a half asleep startled voice at 
this.
	"Time to get up, and hurry we're running a bit behind. 
I just nodded at this. Since my mom made sure that all 
three of us got showers the night before all I had to do 
was a quick diaper change and get dressed.
	We all ended up just barely making breakfast. I 
noticed that the Jamersons had already been seated by the 
time we arrived, and were talking. I was clear though that 
Matt, and Mike were about to fall back asleep at any 
moment. I knew how they must feel since Donn and Paul were 
about to do the same.
	"So, DJ. Shelly tells me you had a bit of run of luck 
last night it's to bad that last hand didn't work out for 
you," Dr. Jamerson said a few minutes later.
	"It was nothing, really," I replied nervously. Hoping 
to blow all this off before my parents wondered what all 
this was about.
	"Oh come on now, Don't be shy about it. Tell us what 
really happened," Mrs. Jamerson added.
	"Yes, DJ. Tell us all about it," my mom tossed in 
also, and in the tone that I never liked hearing.
	"Well, last night, instead of going to the club like I 
had told you we were going to do, Shelly, and I went to the 
Casino, and I sort of got hooked in to playing some Stud 
Poker," I told them.
	"I see, and how much did you start out with?" My mom 
asked in the same cold tone.
	"About $35, or $40." I told her.
	"OK, and how much did you end up with at the end of 
this game"
	"About a grand," I said softly.
	"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."
	"About a Grand," I answered a second time. My saying 
this caused all conversation at the table to stop cold, and 
my father started coughing a bit on the juice he had just 
started to swallow.
	"Excuse me? How much, did you say you came out with?" 
My father said still coughing slightly.
	"A bit over a thousand dollars," I told him turning 
red as I did so since I knew he got fleeced when he and my 
mom had gone earlier in the trip.
	"Oh c'mon DJ don't be so modest," Shelly piped in.
	"He actually had almost Two Thousand, but he lost part 
of it on the last hand he played," Shelly told my parents. 
All I could do was look at my plate, and turn red.
	"Oh really?" My parents asked her in unison.
	"Why don't you tell us about that last hand," my mom 
asked her.
	"Sure. DJ started out placing a Two hundred dollar 
Ante to get in the game, and when he saw what hand he had 
he decided to make the bet to stay in it."
	"And, what hand did he have?" My dad asked her.
	"I can't remember what the dealer called it, but these 
were the cards he had," and Shelly told my dad what those 
cards were. My dad just looked at me in astonishment.
	"Are you trying to tell me, that DJ was one card away 
from having a Royal Flush?"
	"I think that's what the dealer said was a possible of 
what he had. Anyway, It turned out the dealer had a higher 
hand so DJ lost," Shelly finished.
	"And, I bet you just got up, and walked away like a 
sore loser didn't you?" My dad asked.
	"No sir, I didn't. I handed the dealer a $25 chip, and 
thanked him on giving me that hand," I answered. My father 
just nodded at this.
	"You know how much you might have gotten if you had 
won that last hand of yours DJ?" Dr. Jamerson asked.
	"No sir, I don't, and I'm not really worried about it 
now," I told him.
	"I see, but would you like to know?" He continued. I 
looked at my parents for repose, and they both gave me an 
OK, so I nodded to let him know he could tell me.
	"well, going off of what I just heard, and with the 
normal pay off on a Flush being 7 to 1 I figure that 
between them matching your ante, and the bet you made that 
hand would have netted you about Three Thousand Dollars. " 
I just looked at him stunned, and he just nodded to confirm 
that this wasn't a joke. I just started laughing at this.
	 After this, we finished our meal, and finished 
checking out. We got back home about Five o'clock that 
afternoon, and all of us went to bed to get over our jet 
lag. The rest of that evening went quietly, with most of it 
being spent telling Dan what had happened. I think Dan was 
thinking we were trying to pull his leg when they told him 
about my run in the casino. After all this was done, I 
locked my self in my room so I could get the damned report 
done that was due the coming Monday.

Chapter 2

	"Hey DJ, the Captain wants to see you in his office 
ASAP!" one of the class aids called.
	"OK, Tell him I'll be there as soon as I get dried 
off, and back into some regular clothes," I called back as 
I headed towards the edge of the pool.
	"What did you do this time DJ?" Mark asked as I 
started to pull myself out of the pool.
	"Beats the hell out of me, but I wouldn't be to 
surprised if this as anything to do with the discussion me 
and the Sergeant-Major got into right before Spring Break." 
I told him as I headed off to change clothes.
	"Sir, Cadet Morrison reporting to the Captain as 
ordered, sir!" I said a few minutes later as I stood in 
front of my teacher.
	"At ease, DJ, and take a seat." Capt. Ravin replied 
with a smile.
	"I bet you're wondering why I called you out of 
class."
	"The thought did cross my mind, yes sir."
	"well, this is why, Before we left on break I had been 
informed by several cadets that you, and Sgt-Maj. 
Eckenridge had a bit of a argument, and that it had ended 
up getting a bit heated. Is this true?" I was asked.
	"Yes sir, it's true."
	"I was also informed that the Sgt-Maj. has been 
singling you out in particular when coming down on people 
for rather minor infractions for quite some time, and that 
he has been extremely abusive verbally, and down right rude 
when it came to dealing with your medical condition. Is 
this also correct?"
	"Yes, sir it is." I replied coldly.
	"OK, what I want from you is a full statement about 
the specifics of what he's been doing."
	I just nodded at this and started relaying all the 
crap I had been put through since the start of the year, I 
didn't give the tape recorder on the Captain's desk much 
thought. I did happen to notice that his face did take on a 
harder, and harder look the further I got into my 
statement. I finished up just as the bell rang signaling 
the end of class.
	"Please stay here for a moment," the captain told me 
as I started to get my books, and stand up. I did what he 
said, and sat back down while he talked on the phone for a 
few minutes.
	"DJ. You, and I are going to go see Mr. Krueger about 
this." I was told, as the Captain took the tape from the 
recorder, and put it into his pocket, and stood up. I got 
several strange looks when other cadets saw me, and the 
Captain heading to the office.
	Our Principal was waiting for us when we got there, 
and he took us into his office. After getting a quick run 
down from the Captain, Mr. Krueger asked me to start over, 
and tell him again what I had just got done telling Captain 
Ravin. I did this as best as I could, but was so nervous at 
the start of it I ended up wetting my diaper so bad I had 
to excuse myself so I could go change it before it started 
leaking. It ended up taking me twice as long to retell the 
story because Mr. Krueger would keep having me stop, and 
expand on something I would say. I also noticed that he to 
had set up a tape machine while I was out changing my 
diaper. After the second run-through, I was excused to go 
get something to eat, but warned not to tell anyone about 
what was happening.
	"So DJ, what the hell is going on? I saw you, and 
Capt. Ravin heading into "Freddie's" office earlier, and 
you missed the last two hours." Scott asked me as I sat 
down to eat.
	"Sorry, I can't tell you," I replied giving him my 
"let's change the subject look."
	"Right," came Scott's wary reply.
	An hour later I returned to the office like I was told 
to and was escorted into on of the conference rooms. The 
moment I walked in I noticed that a video camera had been 
set up, and that there were several other people in the 
room now. This started round three of my saying what had 
happened. I was totally wrung out by the time all this 
ended, and was glad to be getting out of there. Of course 
before I left I was told not to talk to anyone about this.
	"Mom, I'm home." I called as I walked through the 
door.
	"You want to tell me where you were all day, young 
man?" My mom asked as she came out to greet me.
	"I was at school like I was supposed be. Why?" I asked 
a bit confused by all this.
	"If you were at school why did the majority of your 
teachers call, asking where you were?"
	"I'm not sure. I was in the office most of the day, 
and had assumed that my teachers had been made aware of 
that fact," I told her.
	"And, why were you in the office all day?"
	"I can't say why. I was told not to talk about it, but 
if you call the school, and ask for Mr. Krueger I'm sure 
he'll tell you."
	"OK, I'll do that, but in the meantime you go up to 
your room till I come, and get you." I just nodded at this.
	She came up to my room about thirty-minutes later, and 
told me that she had talked with my principal, and he 
explained everything to her. With this the subject was 
dropped, and I didn't hear anything more about it till a 
week later.
	"DJ! You have a phone call!" Paul called up to me.
	"OK! I'll get it up here!" I called back
	"Yeah?" I asked as I picked up the line.
	"DJ, this is Captain Ravin. You'll be needing to wear 
your Dress Blues tomorrow, and report to the front Office 
when you get here. Also you need to be here no later than 
0700 Hundred. Is all this understood?"
	"Yes sir, it's understood, but what is all this 
about?"
	"You'll be informed when you get here tomorrow. Have a 
good night," I was told as he hung up. Just as I hung up I 
heard dinner being called. I walked downstairs still more 
than a bit puzzled.
	"Who was that on the phone for you DJ?" my dad asked 
as I sat down at the table.
	"That was Captain Ravin telling me that I would be 
needing to wear my Uniform to school tomorrow."
	"Why's that didn't you just wear it yesterday?" mom 
asked coming into the room.
	"Yeah, we did, and this is why it's got me so 
puzzled." I told her.
	After dinner I spent the rest of the night getting my 
uniform ready. I spent more time on it the I normally do, 
because something told me that I had better make the best 
showing I could 
	I managed to get a lift from my dad the next morning, 
and got to school about an hour before I was needing to. I 
noticed that Captain Ravin, and a couple of other cadets 
were already there. I started to head over to the Captain, 
and ask what was going on, but he stopped me before I could 
say anything.
	"I'll tell everyone what's going on when everyone gets 
here." he told me. I just nodded at this. I was more than a 
bit surprised when John showed up also in uniform. A short 
time later the last person arrived, and we were finally 
told what was going to be happening.
	"I know you are all wondering what's going on, and I'm 
about to tell you. With all that I had been told by all of 
you I had the Sergeant-Major brought into a Captain's Mast 
to see if a Court Martial would be warranted on the charges 
of Conduct Unbecoming an NCO. The Mast had found that 
enough evidence was supplied to warrant a General Court 
Martial. This is going to starting in about one hour from 
now. I will tell you all right now that I only want to hear 
the truth coming out of your mouths. Nothing more, or less, 
is this understood?" We all nodded to this. After a few 
last minute instructions we went out, and got into a van 
that had been rented to take us to where the trial was 
going to go down.
	"All Rise! This court is now in session. Col. David 
Lang presiding," The bailiff announced as we came to 
attention.
	"Be seated," Col. Lang told us after seating himself.
	"Let's get started here. Are counsels ready?" Col. 
Lang asked after opening the file in front of him, and 
scanning it briefly.
	"Yes, your honor." came the reply from both lawyers.
	"OK, I'll allow five minutes for opening statements. 
Defense will go first." With this said, things started 
moving quickly.
	In almost no time I was being called in to the court 
to give my testimony. even though, I was one of the last 
people to be called.
	After being sworn in, and giving the basic information 
for the record, I started in on what had been going on in 
my unit when it came to the Sergeant-Major's treatment of 
me. I was on the stand almost an hour when the judge called 
a one hour lunch break. I all but bolted for the nearest 
men's room once this happened since I was on the verge of 
having my diaper explode from all the pee I had put into it 
since I put it on that morning.
	"I hope things are over soon," I mumbled to John.
	"Tell me about it. I didn't think things were going to 
go quite like they are. At least they're giving us the rest 
of the day off after all this is over. " John grinned 
trying to lighten the mood. As we were eating the 
prosecutor came over to give us a pep talk.
	"Don't worry about anything just keep telling the 
truth, and let me worry about the rest. DJ, expect to be 
recalled to the stand once we're called back into session. 
You're doing fine so far, just stay calm, and answer the 
questions clearly, and concisely." I just nodded at this, 
and went back to eating.
	I was on the stand for another hour after we got back 
from lunch, and was nervous as all get out during this 
time. I was just glad that I had kept my lunch light, and 
made sure to take a dump when I did my diaper change before 
going to lunch, or I would have been in trouble. After 
another three hours both sides had finally rested, and 
things were handed over to the jury. I was more than a 
little shocked to learn that it too the jury less than 
Ninety minutes to reach the verdict.
	In the end, the Sergeant-Major was found guilty of 
Conduct Unbecoming a Noncommissioned Officer, and was 
reduced in rank by one grade. He was also ordered to get 
counseling to help him learn better temper control. Much to 
my relief he was also moved to another school.
	"How did things go today DJ?" my dad had asked when I 
got up from the nap I went in to take after getting home 
from the trial.
	"Not bad, though I have to say I hope I never have to 
go through something like this again," I told them.
	"I can't believe how nerve wracking something like 
this can be," I added. I just got a nod from my parents on 
this. After dinner I spent the rest of the evening getting 
the homework Mark brought home for me done, and thought of 
what things were going to be like at school the next day.
	The unit got a new Sergeant-Major a few days after the 
trial, and from all expectations he was a good one, though 
I was wondering how he was going to react to my part in the 
untimely departure of the last one. I didn't have long to 
wait.
	"Hey, Morrison, "Gunny" wants to see you in the office 
now." Our cadet C.O. announced.
	"OK, I'll be right there." I told him as I finished up 
the paper I was working on.
	"You wanted to see me "Gunny"?" I asked as I walked 
into the units office.
	"Yeah, Morrison. I was just looking over your file, 
namely your part in the incident that just ended. I have to 
say that I don't quite agree with all the things that 
happened with it, and hope that this won't happen again," 
he told me.
	"I take it that the Sergeant-Major doesn't like the 
fact that he has a person under his command that has a 
physical problem," I stated a bit hotly. I could tell this 
wasn't the right thing to say, but stuck with it.
	"OK, Mr. Morrison if this his how you want to be about 
it I can play it hard, too. To be honest I don't really 
give a rat's ass that you still wear diapers or not. What 
does concern me is that you might try and use it to get out 
of doing things with the rest of the unit, and that I won't 
stand for. As long as you pull your weight we'll have no 
problems, otherwise things will get tense. Do you 
understand what I'm telling you?"
	"Yes sir, I understand perfectly, and you can be 
assured that I'll try almost any task given me," I told him 
seriously.
	"OK, as long as we understand each other. You're 
dismissed," he said with a slight smile.
	The rest of the month went smoothly, but little did I 
know what lay ahead for me.

To be concluded in Deja Vu.