Summary: A
As the sun shone through the
window, the light illuminated a baby's room. The room was painted robin’s egg
blue and its walls were covered with pictures of Looney Toons
and Care Bears wearing thick, white diapers. The right side of the room was
dominated by a blue crib, whose lower end was emblazoned with a fat cherub
wearing a diaper. The mobile was characterized by multiple cherubs of the same
variety. The room's focal point was the large changing table, located near the
center of the room. The changing table displayed pictures of
In the
crib, covered with a blue baby's blanket lay four year old Ryan. Ryan was the size of a two year old and sported
straight, blond hair. He had big, intense blue eyes and a dimple upon his chin.
The boy was naked except for a single Pampers diaper with Big Bird, Ernie and
Burt and Grover on the tapes. Ryan had just awakened and thus, was cooing and
gurgling happily Just then the door flew open and
Ryan's
"How is my baby boy
doing this morning?
With that,
"OOH OOH! My Baby Ry-Ry has a dirty
diaper. Its all full of tinkle-winkle!
Thus,
"Wrrrr vroop.
"OOH what a dirty
"All right, Baby Wy-Wy's pee-pee and bum-bum are all squeaky clean. Now
With that,
"There now, my Baby Ry-Ry is all nice and sweet!"
"OH!
Part 2
With that, Daddy Derek
lifted Ryan off the changing table and brought him downstairs. Daddy walked
into a neat, bright kitchen dominated by a cobalt blue highchair bearing a
picture of Ernie of Sesame Street. "All right, let’s get Baby Ry-Ry settled into his highchair!" cooed Daddy Derek.
Baby Ryan was strapped into his highchair. "There you go buddy." said
Daddy. Ryan gurgled happily.
"Now for Wy-Wy's num nums." said
Daddy Derek. With that, Daddy took a golden baby feeding bowl from a cupboard
and filled it with five bottles of Gerber baby food. Daddy sang Barney's theme
song as he mixed the food in a blender. The result was a yellow, red, orange
and green mush. Daddy Derek took the bowl and placed it on Ryan's highchair
tray. Next, Daddy sat down in a chair in front of Baby Ryan. "All right
open up the hanger so Daddy can fly the airplane in. Vroooom." Ryan laughed
happily. As Ryan laughed, Daddy Derek lunged and thrust the spoon into Ryan's
mouth. Baby Ryan squealed happily. "That's Daddy's good Baby Wy-Wy! Eating his num nums
for Daddy. Eat those apricots, blueberries, strawberry's and nanners. You'll be big and strong one day. Daddy is so
proud of his baby. This routine continued until Ryan had consumed the entire
bowl of baby food.
When Baby Ryan finished
eating, his face was covered with liquid. "Aw, Baby Ry-Ry
is such a dirty little devil! Daddy will make you clean and sparkly!"
After making that statement Daddy Derek picked up a towel emblazened
with smiling angels and meticulously cleaned his baby son. "All right,
time for your ba-ba!" cooed Daddy in baby talk.
Daddy Derek took a bottle
with pictures of cows on it and poured formula into it. "All right, Ry Ry come
to Daddy. With that, Daddy lifted Baby Wy-Wy out of
his highchair and carried him into the living room. Then, Daddy Derek sat down
on a comfy, padded couch and began to feed Baby Ryan. "Open up for
Daddy!" Daddy then inserted the nipple of the bottle into Ryan's mouth.
Daddy Derek pressed Baby Ryan to his breast and hugged him after enfolding him
in bear like arms. "Come on, snuggle with Daddy and drinky
winky!" Ryan drank contentedly and finished his
bottle in no time. "Good baby, finishing your ba-ba
for Daddy! Daddy is proud of his baby!"
Suddenly, Baby Ryan adopted
a pained expression and began grunting and squatting against Daddy's muscular
legs. In a final burst of energy, Ryan pooped in his diaper. The poop splashed
loudly against his diaper and the odor became quite pronounced. "Aw Baby Wy-Wy made a poopy-woopy poo poo in his diapy! Daddy is glad his Baby Ry-Ry
is such a healthy baby boy. Daddy will change his baby now." With that,
Daddy Derek rubbed his hands vigorously around Baby Ryan's butt. There were many
loud squelching sounds as Ryan's baby poop was spread all over his butt and
pubes. "Daddy is proud of his baby diaper boy!" crowed Daddy Derek.
At this point, Daddy carried
his baby boy upstairs to his bedroom. Upon entering the bedroom Daddy Derek placed
his baby on the changing table. "Daddy will strap his baby down so that he
won't hurt his precious wittle head." Thus,
Daddy Derek carefully strapped Baby Ryan onto the changing table. "All
right Baby Wy-Wy lets see what kind of big surpwizes you left for Daddy." cooed Daddy Derek.
With a flourish Daddy untaped the Pampers baby diaper and pulled it off of Ryan.
Daddy Derek raised the diaper to his nose and sniffed it with great enthusiasm
before rolling it up and throwing into a blue and gold diaper pail marked
"BABY RYAN'S DIAPERS." "Ooh! Baby Wy-Wy
made a big mess for Daddy! There's poopy all over Baby's ickle
bum bum and little wee wee!
Ry-Ry has a very dirty didee!
Don't worry, Daddy will clean his baby boy at make him smell sweet as a wose!" exclaimed Daddy.
So saying, Daddy Derek
opened a tub of Huggies Baby Wipes and began to thoroughly wipe down Baby Ryan.
As Daddy cleaned Baby Ryan's cheeks and anus, the wipes positively screeched as
they encountered layer after layer of poop. Each wipe was completely covered
with the dubious substance. Through out the process, Daddy Derek prattled in
baby talk and said things like: "Daddy luvs his
Baby Wy-Wy! He'll always take care of him." It
took fifteen wipes before Ryan was completely clean. "Time for the powdy wowdy!" said Daddy.
Daddy began gently sprinkling powder on his baby's pee pee
and scrotum. "All right, now for your bum bum." Daddy Derek expertly flipped Baby Ryan
over onto his tummy so that his butt was facing upwards. Baby powder was
similarly poured onto his bottom. "Now for an ocean of lotion." said
Daddy. Daddy then took a dollop of pink Pampers Baby Lotion into Baby Ryan's
anus and onto his weewee. "OH! Daddy's baby is
clean as a whistle and he smells so sweet. Now it's time for Baby Ry-Ry's diapy!" Thus, Daddy
Derek raised Baby Ryan's legs up in the air until his bottom elevated into the
air. Next, he placed a Luvs diaper under his bottom. Daddy lowered Ryan down
onto the diaper and pulled it up and around him. Lastly, Daddy Derek did up the
tapes quickly and efficiently. This particular baby diaper was blue, with
pictures of Big Bird, Ernie, Burt and Grover all around it.
"All right, Daddy's
Baby Wy-Wy is all comfy womfy
in his new diapy!
Ry-Ry looks so handsome in his