Three Little Boys (Three Little Kittens Deekerized)

Three little boys all 12 years old wet their bed one night and they began to cry.

“Oh mommy dear, we sadly fear our bed, we have wet.”

“What? Wet your bed? You naughty boys! Then you shall wear diapers at night.”

“Cry, cry, cry, we shall wear diapers at night.”

The three little boys awoke a week later to find they had not wet the bed and they began to smile.

“Oh mommy dear, see here, see here, our bed we have not wet.”

“Take off your diapers, you big boys. You will no longer wear diapers at night.”

“Hurray, hurray, hurray, we will no longer wear diapers at night!”

The three little boys went to play outside and soon they reappeared.

“Oh mommy dear, we sadly fear, our pants we have soiled.”

“What? Soiled your pants? You immature infants! Then you shall wear diapers all day!”

“Cry, Cry, Cry, We shall wear diapers all day.”

The three little boys they kept wetting their diapers and soon began to enjoy it.

“Oh, mommy dear, please listen here, we rather like wetting our diapers.”

“Like wetting your diapers? Then my baby boys the diapers will stay! But I smell a stinky surprise.”

“Yes we did. We made a stinky surprise!”