How to Create a Disposable Makeshift Diaper

A Temporary Solution for TB/DLs

 

By: Ben Jen

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Warning:

-          Do not try this if you are prone to rashes.

-          Do not try this if you exceed a waist size of 45Ē or are over 250 pounds

-          Do not try this if you are under the age of 5

-          Do not try this if you are not a boy or teenage boy (this procedure was designed for males)

-          Bariatric users, see article on Bariatric Makeshift Diapers

 

Ages 6-12

 

Materials

-          Plastic shopping bag (a regular size from Shoprite, Pathmark, Stop & Shop, Wal-Mart, Target, etc.)

-          Duct tape or packaging tape

-          Scissors

-          25-50 sheets of paper towels

 

Directions:

  1. Make sure the shopping bags does not have any holes
  2. Using the scissors cut the shopping bag starting from the handles down (from the middle) to near the bottom of the bag (not all the way to the bottom).
  3. Open up the bag with the store name on the outside, the front would have the store name and the back should have no print
  4. Use the paper towels and fold them like an accordion until you line up the bag.
  5. If you want, you can secure the paper towels to the bag by applying a thin strip to secure it in place
  6. Take off your clothes
  7. Diaper Procedure:
    1. To diaper yourself while laying down:

                                                              i.      On the back of the diaper, use the tape to make a backing (for support while the diaper is on.

                                                            ii.      Lie down on the floor

                                                          iii.      Raise your bottom slightly and slide the diaper underneath you and towards you

                                                           iv.      Center the back of the diaper until it is slightly above your waistline

                                                             v.      Pull the front of the diaper up to your crotch, make sure your penis is pointing downwards to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Take the tape and put some strips on the back to use as tapes for the diaper

                                                         vii.      When you have at least 2 tapes on each side, pull on the tapes to the front of the diaper and make sure it is snug, if you have an erection, make it tighter to prevent leaks when urinating

                                                       viii.      Tape up both sides

                                                           ix.      To make sure that the diaper is secure, take the tape and wrap it around the diaper once.

                                                             x.      Proceed to step 8

    1. To diaper yourself while sitting up:

                                                              i.      On the back of the diaper, use the tape to make a backing (for support while the diaper is on.

                                                            ii.      Place the diaper on a chair or other firm seat

                                                          iii.      Center your bottom onto the diaper (make sure that the back of the diaper rises to at least your waistline)

                                                           iv.      Lean back to secure the back in place.

                                                             v.      Pull up the front of the diapers to your crotch, make sure you penis is pointing downwards to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Take the tape and put some strips on the back to use as tapes for the diaper

                                                         vii.      When you have at least 2 tapes on each side, pull on the tapes to the front of the diaper and make sure it is snug, if you have an erection, make it tighter to prevent leaks when urinating

                                                       viii.      Tape up both sides

                                                           ix.      To make sure that the diaper is secure, take the tape and wrap it around the diaper once

                                                             x.      Proceed to step 8

  1. Now you can use it (should hold 1-2 wettings, depending on your bladder size, it would also be able to hold 1 messing or 1 case of diarrhea
  2. Clean Up and Disposal:
    1. Wet:

                                                              i.      If you only wet the diaper, you can carefully untape the diaper or rip the sides off

                                                            ii.      Make sure that the paper towels do not fall out or any pee leaks

                                                          iii.      Using paper towels or toilet paper, wipe your butt, butt crack, and groin area

                                                           iv.      Put the soiled paper towels or toilet paper into the diaper

                                                             v.      Roll up the diaper (front first) and tuck in the sides to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Use the tapes from the diaper to tape it up (to keep it from unrolling)

                                                         vii.      Dispose of it in your trash can (do not keep the soiled diaper inside the house for an excess of 2 days or else bacteria will form)

                                                       viii.      Proceed to Step 10

    1. Wet/Messy:

                                                              i.      For wet and messy diapers, carefully untape the diaper or rip the sides off

                                                            ii.      Make sure that the paper towels and mess is contained within the diaper (if anything falls out, use a paper towel and put it back into the diaper

                                                          iii.      Using paper towels or toilet paper, wipe your butt, butt crack, and groin area thoroughly to prevent rashes and other health problems (if your butt is really messy, it is recommended that you take a shower)

                                                           iv.      Put the soiled paper towels or toilet paper into the diaper

                                                             v.      Roll up the diaper (front first) and tuck in the sides to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Use the tapes from the diaper to tape it up (to keep it from unrolling)

                                                         vii.      Dispose of it in your trash can (do not keep the soiled diaper inside the house for an excess of 6 hours or else bacteria will form)

                                                        viii.      Proceed to Step 10

    1. Still Clean:

                                                              i.      If you didnít use it, you can save it for later, make sure you keep it well hidden

                                                            ii.      When you want to use it again, repeats steps 6 to 9, however it is recommended that you dispose of a clean one to prevent the spread of any diseases or infection

                                                          iii.      Proceed to Step 10

  1. Your all done
  2. Make sure you wash your hands to prevent getting sick
  3. If the diaper begins to smell, spray the garbage with air freshener or put the soiled diaper outside in a concealed place and dispose of it on garbage day (if you do this, watch out for rodents, bugs, and mold as they will form over a prolonged period of time)

 

Ages 13-17

 

Warning:

- Do not try if you have a penis in excessive length of 10 inches

 

Materials

-          Large plastic shopping bag (Wal-Mart, Target, Kohlís, Sears, etc.)

-          Duct tape or packaging tape

-          Scissors

-          100-150 sheets of paper towels

 

Suggestions:

-          you can use baby diapers underneath the paper towels between steps 4 and 5 to increase your absorbency

-          to increase the effectiveness, you can use two bags (the bottom bag will be lined with paper towels and the bag on top will have slits and paper towels on top to increase absorbency)

 

1)     Directions:

2)     Make sure the shopping bags does not have any holes

3)     Using the scissors cut the shopping bag starting from the handles down (from the middle) to near the bottom of the bag (not all the way to the bottom).

4)     Open up the bag with the store name on the outside, the front would have the store name and the back should have no print

5)     Use the paper towels and fold them like an accordion until you line up the bag.

6)     If you want, you can secure the paper towels to the bag by applying a thin strip to secure it in place

7)     Take off your clothes

8)     Diaper Procedure:

a.      To diaper yourself while laying down:

                                                              i.      On the back of the diaper, use the tape to make a backing (for support while the diaper is on.

                                                            ii.      Lie down on the floor

                                                          iii.      Raise your bottom slightly and slide the diaper underneath you and towards you

                                                           iv.      Center the back of the diaper until it is slightly above your waistline

                                                             v.      Pull the front of the diaper up to your crotch, make sure your penis is pointing downwards to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Take the tape and put some strips on the back to use as tapes for the diaper

                                                         vii.      When you have at least 3 tapes on each side, pull on the tapes to the front of the diaper and make sure it is snug, if you have an erection, make it tighter to prevent leaks when urinating

                                                       viii.      Tape up both sides

                                                           ix.      To make sure that the diaper is secure, take the tape and wrap it around the diaper once.

                                                             x.      Proceed to step 8

b.      To diaper yourself while sitting up:

                                                              i.      On the back of the diaper, use the tape to make a backing (for support while the diaper is on.

                                                            ii.      Place the diaper on a chair or other firm seat

                                                          iii.      Center your bottom onto the diaper (make sure that the back of the diaper rises to at least your waistline)

                                                           iv.      Lean back to secure the back in place.

                                                             v.      Pull up the front of the diapers to your crotch, make sure you penis is pointing downwards to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Take the tape and put some strips on the back to use as tapes for the diaper

                                                         vii.      When you have at least 3 tapes on each side, pull on the tapes to the front of the diaper and make sure it is snug, if you have an erection, make it tighter to prevent leaks when urinating

                                                       viii.      Tape up both sides

                                                           ix.      To make sure that the diaper is secure, take the tape and wrap it around the diaper once

                                                             x.      Proceed to step 8

9)     Now you can use it (should hold 2-3 wettings, depending on your bladder size, it would also be able to hold 1 messing or 1 case of diarrhea

10) Clean Up and Disposal:

a.      Wet:

                                                              i.      If you only wet the diaper, you can carefully untape the diaper or rip the sides off

                                                            ii.      Make sure that the paper towels do not fall out or any pee leaks

                                                          iii.      Using paper towels or toilet paper, wipe your butt, butt crack, and groin area

                                                           iv.      Put the soiled paper towels or toilet paper into the diaper

                                                             v.      Roll up the diaper (front first) and tuck in the sides to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Use the tapes from the diaper to tape it up (to keep it from unrolling)

                                                         vii.      Dispose of it in your trash can (do not keep the soiled diaper inside the house for an excess of 2 days or else bacteria will form)

                                                       viii.      Proceed to Step 10

b.      Wet/Messy:

                                                              i.      For wet and messy diapers, carefully untape the diaper or rip the sides off

                                                            ii.      Make sure that the paper towels and mess is contained within the diaper (if anything falls out, use a paper towel and put it back into the diaper

                                                          iii.      Using paper towels or toilet paper, wipe your butt, butt crack, and groin area thoroughly to prevent rashes and other health problems (if your butt is really messy, it is recommended that you take a shower)

                                                           iv.      Put the soiled paper towels or toilet paper into the diaper

                                                             v.      Roll up the diaper (front first) and tuck in the sides to prevent leaks

                                                           vi.      Use the tapes from the diaper to tape it up (to keep it from unrolling)

                                                         vii.      Dispose of it in your trash can (do not keep the soiled diaper inside the house for an excess of 6 hours or else bacteria will form)

                                                        viii.      Proceed to Step 10

c.      Still Clean:

                                                              i.      If you didnít use it, you can save it for later, make sure you keep it well hidden

                                                            ii.      When you want to use it again, repeats steps 6 to 9, however it is recommended that you dispose of a clean one to prevent the spread of any diseases or infection

                                                          iii.      Proceed to Step 10

11) Your all done

12) Make sure you wash your hands to prevent getting sick

13) If the diaper begins to smell, spray the garbage with air freshener or put the soiled diaper outside in a concealed place and dispose of it on garbage day (if you do this, watch out for rodents, bugs, and mold as they will form over a prolonged period of time)

 

Make sure that you put back all the supplies you have taken in case your parents donít know about this. Also, you can conceal the noise of the shuffling when you walk with underwear briefs (or boxer briefs) and a pair of windbreakers. For a pictorial guide, please e-mail me for more details.