Diapers, Diapers Are So Cool
If I Had a Diaper
If You're Diapered and You Know It
I Have a Soaked Diaper
I'm a Diaper Boy
Soggy Diapers
We're Diaper Boys
We Wear, We Wear Diapers
Diaper Boy Isle
I Love My Diapers
Diapers, Diapers Are So Cool
(Sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star")
Diapers, Diapers are so cool.
We are in them after school.
In our diapers we feel free.
When we get the urge to pee.
Baby pants and bottle too.
Diaper Boys really rule!
Getting changed it is so nice.
When we're wet we don't ask twice.
Baby oiled and powdered then,
Slip a diaper on again.
There is one thing we enjoy
That is being a Diaper Boy.
(Sung to the tune of "If I Had A Hammer")
Now I have my diapers
And I have baby pants.
And I have a pacifier
All over my house
It's my diapers I pee in.
It's my baby pants that will not leak.
It's my pacifier I suck because I love to be in my diapers
All over my house.
If You're Diapered and You Know It
(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro (hug, hug)
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro (hug, hug)
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro, Hug your bro.
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro (the end!)
(Sung to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey")
I have a soaked diaper!
It really is wet
I hope that my brother,
He will not forget.
He comes in my bedroom
And tells me I'm wet,
I lay out on my bed
A new diaper he gets.
He takes of my baby pants
He untapes every side
He opens the diaper pail
And throws it inside.
Then comes the oil
How I love the smell.
He rubs in the oil
And gives me special tickles as well.
Then comes the powder
It also smells sweet.
The on with a new diaper
All taped up and neat.
He puts on my baby pants.
A debt he does earn.
He smiles and the lays down
And says, "It's my turn!
Cause I have a soaked diaper.....(repeat forever!)
(Sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Your Boat" - sing in a round while you are being changed)
I'm a Diaper Boy
It's so fun to be.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Diapers are for me.
(Sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling too.
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling too.
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling, too.
(Sung to the tune of "Three Blind Mice")
We're diaper boys
We're diaper boys.
See how we run.
Diapers are fun.
(Sung to the tune "We Will Rock You" by Queen)
(sung to the tune of the "Gilligan's Island" Theme)
When they arrived back at the house
Each boy was soaking wet.
They snuck inside for more fun
A time we won't forget!
(sung to the tune of "Roll Out the Barrell")
I love my diapers.
I love my diapers, I do.
I love to wet them
I like to dance in them too.
I love my diapers.
You should try diapers, yes you!
If every boy wore diapers
They'd be happy, too.