Diapers, Diapers Are So Cool
If I Had a Diaper
If You're Diapered and You Know It
I Have a Soaked Diaper
I'm a Diaper Boy
Soggy Diapers
We're Diaper Boys
We Wear, We Wear Diapers
Diaper Boy Isle
I Love My Diapers
Diapers, Diapers Are So Cool
(Sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star")
Diapers, Diapers are so cool.
We are in them after school.
In our diapers we feel free.
When we get the urge to pee.
Baby pants and bottle too.
Diaper Boys really rule!
Getting changed it is so nice.
If I Had a Diaper
(Sung to the tune of "If I Had A Hammer")
If I had a diaper
If I had baby pants
If I has a pacifier.
Now I have my diapers
If You're Diapered and You Know It
(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")
If you're diapered and you know it
If you're diapered and you know it
If you're diaper's nice and wet
If you're diaper's being changed
If you're powdered and you're oiled
If you're diapered and you know it
If you're diapered and you know it
I Have a Soaked Diaper
(Sung to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey")
I have a soaked diaper!
He comes in my bedroom
He takes of my baby pants
Then comes the oil
Then comes the powder
He puts on my baby pants.
Cause I have a soaked diaper.....(repeat forever!)
I'm a Diaper Boy
(Sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Your Boat" - sing in a round while you are being changed)
I'm a Diaper Boy
Soggy Diapers
(Sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
Our diapers get wet in the night time.
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
My brother wears diapers at night time.
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
My brother and I wrestle each morning.
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
When daddy comes in to our bedroom.
Soggy diapers, we love to wear them we do, we do.
We're Diaper Boys
(Sung to the tune of "Three Blind Mice")
We're diaper boys
Our diapers get wet but we really don't care.
We're diaper boys.
We Wear, We Wear Diapers
(Sung to the tune "We Will Rock You" by Queen)
Buddy you a big boy running around in diapers all day.
We wear, we wear diapers!
Buddy we have fun! Yes, lots of fun in our diapers all day.
We wear, we wear diapers!
Diaper Boy Isle
(sung to the tune of the "Gilligan's Island" Theme)
Just sit right back and we'll tell a tale
The oldest had a little bro
The trip was to a waterpark.
They got to the park. Surprised their dad.
They played all day and swam and ate
In the parking lot dad changed them all
When they arrived back at the house
I Love My Diapers
(sung to the tune of "Roll Out the Barrell")
I love my diapers.
I love my diapers.
When we're wet we don't ask twice.
Baby oiled and powdered then,
Slip a diaper on again.
There is one thing we enjoy
That is being a Diaper Boy.
I'd wear it the morning;
Wear it in the evening
All over my house.
I'd wear it for peeing
I'd wear it for special tickles.
I'd wear it because I feel so happy and squishy in my diaper
All over my house.
I'd wear them the morning;
Wear them in the evening
All over my house.
I'd wear them for peeing
I'd wear them to never leak.
I'd wear them because I feel so happy and squishy in my diaper
All over my house.
I'd suck it in the morning.
Suck it in the evening
All over my house.
I'd suck while sleeping
I'd suck it while being changed
I'd suck it because I feel so happy and squishy in my diaper
All over my house.
And I have baby pants.
And I have a pacifier
All over my house
It's my diapers I pee in.
It's my baby pants that will not leak.
It's my pacifier I suck because I love to be in my diapers
All over my house.
Tap your butt (pat, pat).
If you're diapered and you know it
Tap your butt (pat, pat).
If you're diapered and you know it
Then you butt will surely show it.
If you're diapered and you know it
Tap your butt (pat, pat).
Take a pee (tinkle tinkle).
If you're diapered and you know it
Take a pee (tinkle tinkle).
If you're diapered and you know it
take a pee and you will show it.
If you're diapered and you know it
Take a pee (tinkle tinkle).
Make it squish (squish, squish).
If you're diaper's nice and wet
Make it squish (squish, squish).
If you're diaper's nice and wet
Make it squish don't forget!
If you're diaper's nice and wet
Make it squish (squish, squish).
Sniff the air (ah, yes!).
If you're diaper's being changed
Sniff the air (ah, yes!).
If you're diaper's being changed
The sweet smells are all arranged.
If you're diaper's being changed
Sniff the air (ah, yes!).
Get special tickles (ooo, good!)
If you're powdered and you're oiled
Get special tickles (ooo, good!)
If you're powdered and you're oiled
Special tickles can make you spoiled.
If you're powdered and you're oiled
Get special tickles (ooo, good!)
Take your bottle (suck, suck).
If you're diapered and you know it
Take your bottle (suck, suck).
If you're diapered and you know it
Take your bottle, pee, then waddle!
If you're diapered and you know it
Take your bottle (suck, suck).
Hug your bro (hug, hug)
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro (hug, hug)
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro, Hug your bro.
If you're diapered and you know it
Hug your bro (the end!)
It really is wet
I hope that my brother,
He will not forget.
And tells me I'm wet,
I lay out on my bed
A new diaper he gets.
He untapes every side
He opens the diaper pail
And throws it inside.
How I love the smell.
He rubs in the oil
And gives me special tickles as well.
It also smells sweet.
The on with a new diaper
All taped up and neat.
A debt he does earn.
He smiles and the lays down
And says, "It's my turn!
It's so fun to be.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Diapers are for me.
Our diapers get soaked by the dawn.
Our diapers are wet in the morning
So why do we still have them on?
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling too.
My brother wears Goodnites to bed.
My brother wears baby pants also,
But he really likes Huggies instead.
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling, too.
Our diapers are wet as can be.
We like squishing each other's diaper.
It must be a cute sight to see.
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling too.
He tells us to shower; a chore.
On weekends we're showered then diapered
So then we can wet them some more.
Soggy diapers, we love wearing them wrestling, too.
We're diaper boys.
See how we run.
Diapers are fun.
We'd rather wear diapers than wear underwear.
We loved being changed and tickled down there!
It's no disgrace We're in your face
Wearing our diapers all over our space.
We like them wet! So don't forget,
When we are home we're diapered you bet!
A tale of some diaper boys.
They liked to be together.
They really could make noise.
And also a best friend
The brothers had their daddy
It's time now to begin.
Travel there was hours three
The three boys wore their diapers
Very secretly - very scretly.
He did not think it strange
He knew the boys loved diapers
Their wet diapers he then changed.
They each drank lots of Coke.
Dad said there were diapers waiting
They knew is was no joke.
Back to diapers again.
Each boy kissed and hugged dad
Each boy wore a big grin.
Each boy was soaking wet.
They snuck inside for more fun
A time we won't forget!
I love my diapers, I do.
I love to wet them
I like to dance in them too.
You should try diapers, yes you!
If every boy wore diapers
They'd be happy, too.