Billy
Meets His Aunt and Also Diaper-Hitler
By Travis T.
Billy
was twelve though he was very small for his age. Like, he was only a foot tall
or something. I do not know, but he could fit into all sorts of baby diapers.
Billy does not like to be measured so we don’t know how big he is.
Billy had peed the bed.
“Oh no, Billy! Your bed is wet! You are twelve years of age and very small for your age. This is not good!”
“What will become of me?” Billy asked.
“I will send you to your aunt and she will develop an elaborate system on the spot to deal with this single instance of bedwetting. You are twelve years old and too old for that. Did I mention you are currently aged twelve?”
He
goes to her house to be diaper disciplined but he does not know that she will
do that or else he would not have gone to her house, but now suddenly he is
there.
“Hi, I am Billy and I am twelve and I am at my aunt’s.”
She lives with his other aunt who is also his aunt and a math teacher. Their names are not important because they lack characterization anyhow.
“You have wet the bed!” they said when he arrived, pointing to the bed in the guest room which was not at all near, but they generally gestured upstairs.
“I just got here,” he said.
“Go and pee in the bed.”
“Okay.”
When he had peed in the bed and come back they continued.
The first aunt said, “You will be diapered for your behavior and now I will tell you the rules for diapering. I have them here on IRS stationary:
Diaper Rules Form 132 B
Unless boy to be diapered is over eighteen in which case use
Form 589 Z.
If the boy to be diapered is twelve as is the case with
Billy you can use Form 132 B
Section one says you
will lose all bladder control.
Section two says you
will not poop unless given laxatives in which case your ass explodes.
Section three says
you will not touch your diapers.
Section three b says
if you do you will be spanked.
Section four is that
if you eat any food it will be baby food. Should you qualify you can claim
exemptions for:
4a:
salmon
4b:
bow tie pasta
4c:
Kraft macaroni and cheese, but no other brand
4d:
A fruit, but you do not know which
4…
4z:
A twelve ounce bottle of Crystal Pepsi that they do not make anymore.
Section 5: you will
play with baby toys
Section 6: should you
need to use the potty a form will be provided. Should you fill this out before
peeing you can use the potty provided you sign an exemption clause.
Section 7: if you
understand these rules sign here ______________ initial here ____________ date
here ___________ sign here ______________ here ______________ here
_____________ and initial again here ___________ and have your notary public or
witness sign here ___________
Then his math aunt came in and said:
"If you wet once you will be spanked twenty seven times. If you cry during spanking your spankings will increase by one half of the total of your spanking. If you don't know how many spankings that will result in your spankings will be divided by the square root of pi, and then have the quotient added in to the total. Is this good or bad? If you answer wrong you will receive an enema consisting of 1 liter, which is how much in US or customary liquid measurements? Answer within thirty percent of an hour or you will wear diapers for the amount of time it takes a train traveling 50 miles an hour out of Tucson, Arizona to reach Bumfuckville, Wisconsin, if a train going the opposite direction traveling at the speed of pee is............."
“NO! YOU ARE CRAZY! I CAN’T WEAR
DIAPERS! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CRAZY FUCKETY-FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER! TRY TO MAKE ME
WEAR DIAPERS! I'LL POP A CAP!”
Billy, suddenly possessed by Samuel L. Jackson, screamed.
Then he realized he had
wet his pants and they went out to buy diapers. They got in a car crash and he
was okay except the car crash broke the bone that keeps you from constantly
peeing all the time, The nopeeus maximus as it is called in the medical
community, maybe. Then he was okay but he peed more and then he peed some more
and then he peed some more and then he peed some more and then he peed some
more.
Just
when he was about to shrivel up and die of dehydration he was suddenly, and
without any warning, kidnapped.’
The kidnapper said, “Well, I will make you ware diapers.”
“Okay,” said the protagonist.
Then
he had to wear diapers and pee in them a lot because of the car crash. The kidnapper
was a vampire who liked to drink from people who wore diapers. But only if they were poopie. So
he gave the boy Tylenol which made him poop a lot because it is a laxative,
maybe. Vampires do not know a lot about medicine because they are dead and have
a fear of crosses and doctors.
The vampire kept Billy for weeks but Billy never pooped. The vampire, despite being an evil kidnapper, was starting to get the tiniest bit concerned for his captive’s digestive health. Just when the boy was sure he was going to become vampirified he was suddenly rescued.
“Who are you?”
“I’m Batman.”
Batman
took off his pants and showed that he was wearing diapers.
“Wow, Batman! You wear diapers, too?”
“Yes, they are bambinos.”
Then
they were kidnapped by aliens, and they were very scared. Batman had not
brought his anti alien ray gun because he had to pack extra bat-wipes.
The
aliens were nice, though. They all took off their pants and showed that they
were wearing diapers, too.
“Nameless protagonist! Bambino Batman! We need you to go back in time to stop Hitler from putting a load of dirty diapers on a plane and dropping them on the mayor of the world!”
“Hitler never did that,” Bambino Batman said.
“Well, that is because you stopped him.”
So
they went back in time to war time
“You cannot stop me,” Hitler said.
“Yes I can!” Batman pulled down his pants again.
“Oh
no, it is Batman wearing a diaper just like in my nightmares. Now I will never
finish killing the Jews.”
“That’s right, Hitler, time for a change. A DIAPER change, that is!”
“No! The Third Reich will live on forever by the power of my Huggies!” Hitler peed in his diaper.
Hitler took off his pants too and he was wearing a diaper and he shot a Huggies beam at Bambino Batman. Then batman shot back eye lasers that he had and it was lightning. It hit the boy and he had a Huggies put on him so he could not help fight. It scared the person who was there and he pooped more.
Then
Huggies Hitler died and exploded said “hey we both wear diapers, I never
knew.” Bambino batman took off his pants and said yes. And they decided to be
friends. Hitler rubbed the front of Batman’s diaper until he had cum and then
batman changed Hitler, who was wet. Then Hitler decided not to bomb the mayor
of the world, and as a result the earth was saved. Had Batman and Billy not
been there, the allies might have won the war. But all this time traveling and
masturbation tired a boy out and so Bambino Batman gave him to his aunt.
“My diapered life sure is full of interesting plot twists,” the boy said.
“You see,
Billy, you're not wearing diapers. It is against the rules,” his math aunt
said.
He looked down and realized she was right and he had pissed on the floor. She then slipped on it and died. He was charged with murder and sent to diaper prison. And then the judge took off his robes and turned out to be wearing an octopus, and also, a diaper.
Then he decided he liked diaper prison, because they sometimes had pudding with their supper. Chocolate was his favorite.